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Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Not Brand Echh #11 (1968)


Flaming Carrot Comics #11 (1986)

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Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Random out of context panel that popped up on X-Plain the X-Men.



X-Men Unlimited #9

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

Yeah, I get that, Wolverine. I'd make that face if I were drowning in Pepto-Bismol too.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Drakyn posted:

Yeah, I get that, Wolverine. I'd make that face if I were drowning in Pepto-Bismol too.

Wrong shade, that is clearly delicious Nestle Quik.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

War Is Hell #4 (1973)


Spidey Super Stories #25 (1977)

thetoughestbean
Apr 27, 2013

Keep On Shroomin

Darthemed posted:


War Is Hell #4 (1973)


Spidey Super Stories #25 (1977)

Who’s inverse Spider-Man?

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



thetoughestbean posted:

Who’s inverse Spider-Man?

Nam-Redips, obviously.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
His name... is Web-Man!

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

thetoughestbean posted:

Who’s inverse Spider-Man?

Man-spider?

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

thetoughestbean posted:

Who’s inverse Spider-Man?

Fly-woman

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

thetoughestbean posted:

Who’s inverse Spider-Man?

Spider-Man’t

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
It's this guy:




(Mighty Avengers Vol.2 #1.)

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer



G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero #7 (1983)

The best part is that the Iranians aren't the bad guys in this story, or even part of it very much. They just slaughter a random border patrol while looking for Cobra.

SimonChris fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Mar 7, 2021

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Uthor posted:

Random out of context panel that popped up on X-Plain the X-Men.



X-Men Unlimited #9

What on earth is a 'psychic knife'? For the sake of new readers, maybe there should be some kind of explanation.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

Elissimpark posted:

What on earth is a 'psychic knife'? For the sake of new readers, maybe there should be some kind of explanation.

It's a knife made out of psychic energy that disrupts the target's... psyche? She's been doing that since the 80s so that's kinda like asking What's a Green Lantern?.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it's the focused totality of my psychic powers

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

i'm still, to this day, unsure of how vulnerable to damage Cannonball is when he's using his powers

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

Alaois posted:

i'm still, to this day, unsure of how vulnerable to damage Cannonball is when he's using his powers

Plot amounts of vulnerable.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Alaois posted:

i'm still, to this day, unsure of how vulnerable to damage Cannonball is when he's using his powers

There's no way to calculate the invulnerability levels of Cannonball when he's blastin'

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Toshimo posted:

It's a knife made out of psychic energy that disrupts the target's... psyche? She's been doing that since the 80s so that's kinda like asking What's a Green Lantern?.

what is a green lantern tho

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

site posted:

what is a green lantern tho

Toshimo replied seriously to two joke question posts in a row, let's see if the third time is a charm.

Peyote Panda
Mar 10, 2019

X-O posted:

There's no way to calculate the invulnerability levels of Cannonball when he's blastin'
He's nigh invulnerable, but only for certain values of nigh.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Now, as you can see in the graph labelled figure c, as Cannonball's blastin' quotient rises, his invulnerability percentage rises sharply, and approaches, but never reaches 100% as far as we've been able to calculate.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
How vulnerable is The Tick to damage?

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Push El Burrito posted:

How vulnerable is The Tick to damage?
One Sam Guthrine's worth.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

it's the focused totality of my psychic powers

(writing in notebook) ...focused...totality...gimme the GOD drat candy's pyschic powers

Alaois posted:

i'm still, to this day, unsure of how vulnerable to damage Cannonball is when he's using his powers

Don't feel bad, I still don't know what Wolverine does or if he even IS the best at it.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Appearing in multiple books to shore up sales numbers. It's kinda meta, but he is the best at what he does.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Spy x Family

Anya Folger goes to a prestigious private school and needs to be top of her class in order to help her adopted father further his secret mission to meet one of the other parents. Unfortunately, Anya is kind of... not smart.

Stuff happens and Anya gets one of these special pastries


Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Wait, isn't she an ESPer? Can't she just cheat?

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

muscles like this! posted:

Stuff happens and Anya gets one of these special pastries




I don't understand what is going on in these.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Alaois posted:

i'm still, to this day, unsure of how vulnerable to damage Cannonball is when he's using his powers

He can't be hurt by horses. He's neigh invulnerable.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Ariong posted:

I don't understand what is going on in these.

Maybe you need a pastry.

Alacron
Feb 15, 2007

-->Have tearful reunion with your son
-->Eh
Fun Shoe

Ariong posted:

I don't understand what is going on in these.

Girl eats magic candy, has an anime powerup, then proceeds to flunk all her tests.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/leahmarilla/status/1368417644622319616?s=20

Think it's from the 80s Scarlet Witch and Vision mini.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Oh i've got one of those saved.

From Avengers: The Initiative from the end(?) of the Dark Reign story arc.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


muscles like this! posted:

Spy x Family

Anya Folger goes to a prestigious private school and needs to be top of her class in order to help her adopted father further his secret mission to meet one of the other parents. Unfortunately, Anya is kind of... not smart.



"I have approximate knowledge of many things"

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

it's the focused totality of my psychic powers

One of the few things X-Men: Apocalypse The Movie did right was when Apocalypse gave Psylocke a power boost, pretty much all it did was make her psychic knife bigger. Bigger = more of.

John Dyne
Jul 3, 2005

Well, fuck. Really?

how is babby drawn

how is babby drawn, how girl get small

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Ariong posted:

I don't understand what is going on in these.

Why are they going 'rawr'.

What has that to do with anything.

Other than maybe sounding like an ocelot.

And I may not know anime.

But I know that person ain't Revolver Ocelot.

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David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
The baby is so bad that nobody is asking any questions about Tigra's hand.

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