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Mar 7, 2021 20:42
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Mar 7, 2021 20:51
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I love mitch jokes that weren't written by mitch. "when I'm at work I like to watch those videos of people who are really good at their jobs. It's Ironic."
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Mar 7, 2021 20:53
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ultrafilter posted:https://twitter.com/jdcmedlock/status/1368452134232977408 https://twitter.com/panarin_misha/status/1367233649947668484 I can only assume that shortly after this, the kangaroo casually murdered the pelican
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Mar 7, 2021 22:28
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I enjoy the idea that there was no room to fit any sort of "can you eat this" routine into the brain of the pelican so they just try to eat everything.
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Mar 7, 2021 22:34
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dont make the should_eat routine, just make the mouth an absolute unit
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Mar 7, 2021 22:36
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I saw a video once of a pelican scoop up a pigeon that was minding its own business and just swallow it whole, still thrashing around as it's going down. The only thing protecting you from pelicans is being bigger than them.
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Mar 7, 2021 22:38
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it's all fun and games until the pelican succeeds ^^^^^ yeah like that
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Mar 7, 2021 22:55
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a lot of haha 1920s cooking sucked is because of the ingredients changing on peeps loke that. chicken used to be not of uniform quality and it used to taste more like stuff 1970s cookin suckin was their own fuckin fault
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bob dobbs is dead posted:1970s cookin suckin was their own fuckin fault  EDIT: It's like someone made a gelatin mold of the inside of their garbage disposal unit.
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Mar 8, 2021 01:11
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OwlFancier posted:I enjoy the idea that there was no room to fit any sort of "can you eat this" routine into the brain of the pelican so they just try to eat everything. God was trying a minmax build where he made INT the dump stat and put all the points into beak.
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bob dobbs is dead posted:a lot of haha 1920s cooking sucked is because of the ingredients changing on peeps loke that. chicken used to be not of uniform quality and it used to taste more like stuff I have a 19th century recipe from a great great grandma that just says “break down (1) rabbit”.
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Mar 8, 2021 03:32
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Renaming my burger shop to amazon,com
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Mar 8, 2021 04:13
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Unexpected booksnark! https://twitter.com/pabinkley/status/1368410579157671936?s=20
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Mar 8, 2021 04:19
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I take issue with bacon and anything potato related, but that’s a fair list.
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OwlFancier posted:I enjoy the idea that there was no room to fit any sort of "can you eat this" routine into the brain of the pelican so they just try to eat everything. Since birds don't have hands (usually  ) they investigate things by poking at them with their beaks. The pelicans aren't trying to eat any of those things, they're just trying to figure out what their deal is. Including if it's edible, yes, but if they were trying to eat it they'd be trying to pull it into their mouths, not just loosely biting at it. It's not like they're used to biting off chunks of stuff in general.
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Mar 8, 2021 05:57
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Knormal posted:Don't read this if you don't want spoilers for pelicans:
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Mar 8, 2021 06:56
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Not true. They just perfected it.
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Knormal posted:Don't read this if you don't want spoilers for pelicans: Wow seems like someone's trying to come up with excuses for why it's ok for pelicans to bite everything.
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Mar 8, 2021 08:34
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Dick Trauma posted:
For some reason, I find the fact it says “The Midwest” at the top utterly hilarious.
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Push El Burrito posted:Wow seems like someone's trying to come up with excuses for why it's ok for pelicans to bite everything. a pelican posted this
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Mar 8, 2021 12:01
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Will a pelican try and eat a bin chicken?
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Humphreys posted:Will a pelican try and eat a bin chicken? And the answer is still probably yes
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Mar 8, 2021 13:35
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Dick Trauma posted:Unexpected booksnark! Explain for non-librarians?
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xtal posted:Explain for non-librarians? Harvard librarians thought that requesting materials from other libraries was beneath them.
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Mar 8, 2021 15:56
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Seems pretty clear? Someone is very happy that a library is embarrassed because they needed to borrow something
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Harvard is a snooty and rich university and by inference has a snooty and rich library that presumably prides itself on either owning or having extremely quick access to every text they might need. We assume they are more comfortable fielding requests for some of their vast collection to be loaned out than having to admit they don't have every written woro ever.
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Why would they be embarrassed about borrowing a book? They're a loving library Edit: I'm either overthinking or under thinking this
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