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Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





Masonity posted:

Hey, I even gave you a 20 minute headstart before we started playing!

My midfield and forwards are starting to find themselves and will be a thing in a season or two, but my defense is basically going to have to go back to square one. My one vet has terrible form and my youth are just unremarkable.

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bees everywhere
Nov 19, 2002

Same here, all of my vet defenders are at -9 DV since their form has been poo poo since they got here, like between 0 and 3, and since they're not worth the training fee I've just been using the crappy starting players instead. This is gonna be a weird change report at the end of the season.

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





bees everywhere posted:

Same here, all of my vet defenders are at -9 DV since their form has been poo poo since they got here, like between 0 and 3, and since they're not worth the training fee I've just been using the crappy starting players instead. This is gonna be a weird change report at the end of the season.

I'm just going to see how bad the change report is and am letting form stay in the bin until the new year and kind of commit to what i'm building then.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
No longer in last place! :toot:

Shadowlz
Oct 3, 2011

Oh it's gonna happen one way or the other, pal.



Lazy with my press this week. Sorry to all my fans.

Walamor
Dec 31, 2006

Fork 'em Devils!
Oh my god are we doing this again? There is not nearly enough poo poo talking in this thread.

Do you have inactives or should I apply with a new team?

Rapner
May 7, 2013


Walamor posted:

Oh my god are we doing this again? There is not nearly enough poo poo talking in this thread.

Do you have inactives or should I apply with a new team?

No inactives at this point that I'm aware of. 6 in queue and 2 that will likely be forced inactive soon.

Edit: I've made two inactive now.

Walamor
Dec 31, 2006

Fork 'em Devils!

Rapner posted:

No inactives at this point that I'm aware of. 6 in queue and 2 that will likely be forced inactive soon.

Edit: I've made two inactive now.

I applied so feel free to toss me into whatever. If you want to make Destrado inactive and give me his I'd be okay with that also, he 100% cheats so I bet he has good players already.

Canasta_Nasty
Aug 23, 2005

So far each series has about 3 teams doing well and then the goal differentials just fall off a cliff for the fourth team. I think only Retu Nagele C has a softer gradient.

Rapner
May 7, 2013


Canasta_Nasty posted:

So far each series has about 3 teams doing well and then the goal differentials just fall off a cliff for the fourth team. I think only Retu Nagele C has a softer gradient.

Yep, this is a placement series and when we do the reshuffle at the end of the season it should place people into better skill matches.

This is a problem with starting with all new teams - the game has no data with which to rank each team into seeds. All they have is which players got lucky with valuable players but that isn't everything. There are players with team value in the bottom third still in #1/#2 in their leagues.

Shadowlz
Oct 3, 2011

Oh it's gonna happen one way or the other, pal.



Rapner posted:

Yep, this is a placement series and when we do the reshuffle at the end of the season it should place people into better skill matches.

This is a problem with starting with all new teams - the game has no data with which to rank each team into seeds. All they have is which players got lucky with valuable players but that isn't everything. There are players with team value in the bottom third still in #1/#2 in their leagues.

Then you have Wanderers with the highest squad value sitting 2mil above the 2nd highest but in dead last for the entire league with a whooping 1 point. What players are even giving him his value?

Really a lot comes down to the manager at this point. There isn't any reason some people have such junk squads still. Seems like the bottom 50% didn't really even sack their entire team like the top 50%. Then some teams did sack their entire team but did some weird transfers like The Numpties whose team consists of 70% 17 year olds :shrug:

Rapner
May 7, 2013


Shadowlz posted:

Then you have Wanderers with the highest squad value sitting 2mil above the 2nd highest but in dead last for the entire league with a whooping 1 point. What players are even giving him his value?

Really a lot comes down to the manager at this point. There isn't any reason some people have such junk squads still. Seems like the bottom 50% didn't really even sack their entire team like the top 50%. Then some teams did sack their entire team but did some weird transfers like The Numpties whose team consists of 70% 17 year olds :shrug:

The Numpties AKA Little St James Island FC...

Destrado
Feb 9, 2001

I thought, What a nice little city, it suits me fine. It suited me fine so I started to change it.

Walamor posted:

I applied so feel free to toss me into whatever. If you want to make Destrado inactive and give me his I'd be okay with that also, he 100% cheats so I bet he has good players already.

You could not handle the raw power of our star midfielder, the true successor to Mr Taupe. Look at those SQs!

Jive Turkey
Oct 28, 2005
Mean Mamma Jamma
2 dirty tricks in 2 days, including injuring my goalie for the rest of this month. Good use of your econ if it works I guess but also gently caress you

Walamor
Dec 31, 2006

Fork 'em Devils!

Rapner posted:

No inactives at this point that I'm aware of. 6 in queue and 2 that will likely be forced inactive soon.

Edit: I've made two inactive now.

I just re-applied in case it let me just slide into one, but still says all teams taken, just a heads up. It's been too long since I was the admin of the league, I don't remember how it works exactly.

Destrado posted:

You could not handle the raw power of our star midfielder, the true successor to Mr Taupe. Look at those SQs!



Taupe was a monster that shall never be recreated again in our lifetimes. Chursin wishes he was Taupe. Actually, I'd take another Taupe over a new Nagele. Nagale? Whatever. How do I still remember these names?

Rapner
May 7, 2013


Mid season statistics for those without VIP:













Let me know if you want me to post any of the ones I didn't pick.

Rapner
May 7, 2013


6 or so hours to the next match.

I'm going to have to take on another team or start playing FM or something, I've checked X11 like 5 times today.

bees everywhere
Nov 19, 2002

I'm surprised it's just me and Elendil in the pools, usually after payday people have some money to burn!

Masonity
Dec 31, 2007

What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?
I burnt mine on yet another far too good for the league grandpa.

PTizzle
Oct 1, 2008
My tactic of throwing a couple of expensive old men into the lineup as soon as I took over the side seems to have paid off (until they all retire in a few weeks).

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Imagine getting zero points with a loss and a draw over two matches against big time failure team FC Jägermeister.

It was time for stomping Geese imo jimo

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord

Rapner posted:

Mid season statistics for those without VIP:

Let me know if you want me to post any of the ones I didn't pick.
Thanks for these stats. Could we also see lowest average age?

Also can someone explain how one of the lowest skilled and poorly performing teams in the league has by far the highest squad value!?

Dragongem
Nov 9, 2009

Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion

ephex posted:

Imagine getting zero points with a loss and a draw over two matches against big time failure team FC Jägermeister.

It was time for stomping Geese imo jimo

The perfect result for a team dedicated to mediocrity and building young people! My formation decisions have boiled down to "how many children can I shove into this game while keeping the average age as 25"

I probably should have gone more offensive but both times I've done that well...

Dragongem fucked around with this message at 14:40 on Mar 11, 2021

bees everywhere
Nov 19, 2002

Flayer posted:

Also can someone explain how one of the lowest skilled and poorly performing teams in the league has by far the highest squad value!?

I think one or two of his players might have something wonky going on with their estimated transfer values because I can't figure it out either.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
What DV is double jump territory? 10+?15+?

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





ephex posted:

What DV is double jump territory? 10+?15+?

It depends on what the player skill is to the tenth decimal, it start getting possible at 6+.

Shadowlz
Oct 3, 2011

Oh it's gonna happen one way or the other, pal.



Flayer posted:

Thanks for these stats. Could we also see lowest average age?



And I'm not sure if this is VIP only but here is the graphs for standings.

Shadowlz fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Mar 11, 2021

Elendil004
Mar 22, 2003

The prognosis
is not good.


I was able to kick Sheds of Grey's rear end once, can I do it again?

Shadowlz
Oct 3, 2011

Oh it's gonna happen one way or the other, pal.



Elendil004 posted:

I was able to kick Sheds of Grey's rear end once, can I do it again?

Doubtful. The only reason he lost that was because he went offensive with 5-2-3. 5-2-3 is a poo poo formation, the only formation worse is 4-2-4.

e:
:discourse:

Shadowlz fucked around with this message at 19:12 on Mar 11, 2021

Masonity
Dec 31, 2007

What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?

Elendil004 posted:

I was able to kick Sheds of Grey's rear end once, can I do it again?

I've brought in a decent defender since then too!

Subliminal Ninja
Aug 30, 2009
Second youngest average team. That’s what I like to see and exactly where I expect to be until my dynasty of domination (in 7-10 seasons)

bees everywhere
Nov 19, 2002

drat, I want to give him a chance purely because that face goes so well with that name but it's so late in season and he just isn't very good, free kick specialist or not.

Maybe I should keep him on the bench and he can be my mascot.

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
I just had a player increase in form because, according to the game, he finally got Facebook

god dammit I thought this game was supposed to be realistic, Facebook has never made anyone better at anything

Rapner
May 7, 2013


bees everywhere posted:

drat, I want to give him a chance purely because that face goes so well with that name but it's so late in season and he just isn't very good, free kick specialist or not.

Maybe I should keep him on the bench and he can be my mascot.

Keep him on the bench but give him no trains or game time. Let him decay to 0 skill. Trot him out in a few years only for games where you need to show your foes the ultimate in contempt, by bringing out the gimp.

bees everywhere
Nov 19, 2002

Rapner posted:

Keep him on the bench but give him no trains or game time. Let him decay to 0 skill. Trot him out in a few years only for games where you need to show your foes the ultimate in contempt, by bringing out the gimp.

My very own Carlos Kaiser!

edit: Welcome aboard, No. 69!


I should trade him to whoever wins the league, like a trophy or a class pet. At the very least he could take one for the team during the next soaping incident.

bees everywhere fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Mar 13, 2021

tomanton
May 22, 2006

beam me up, tomato
Took over a team in a CL private league that was pretty badly managed, last season blowing 4.1m in win bonuses to finish fourth out of six; I flipped half the roster to get the teamwork under control and got them to a runner-up playoff berth on 1.05.

Speaking of mismanaged, I'm not sure why I thought a 3-4-3 made of nineteen year-olds was going to work.

Dragongem
Nov 9, 2009

Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion
I, uh, think you're NOT supposed to cheat against a low skill but very hard ref

In good news, my child goalkeeper is at a +8 DV!

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





My best/only veteran defender is injured again, this time for a while. Tempted to pick up a replacement, but what kind of DV are they going to get at this point? RIP.

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord

Nephzinho posted:

My best/only veteran defender is injured again, this time for a while. Tempted to pick up a replacement, but what kind of DV are they going to get at this point? RIP.
If you can pick up a 27-29 year old you should be able to get them up to 0 DV in the 5 games left. I picked up a 27 and 28 year old 3 games ago, both have started in all 3 games and one is at -4 and one is at 0. Bit of a lottery depending on what form they join the team with tho.

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Lorem ipsum
Sep 25, 2007
IF I REPORT SOMETHING, BAN ME.

Dragongem posted:

I, uh, think you're NOT supposed to cheat against a low skill but very hard ref

That won't stop me and its worked every time so far!

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