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Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

gandlethorpe posted:

The Dilbert guy?

were lucky he doesnt want to run for office i could definitely see yang versus adams turning into the mayoral race of the century

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a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly



Dems love losers

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
lol at the perfect conclusion to the 'we got a heckin pupper in the white house' saga

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Ghost Leviathan posted:

lol at the perfect conclusion to the 'we got a heckin pupper in the white house' saga

he got people's hopes up and made false promises, even for that

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

Asproigerosis posted:

You don't understand, try reading more than wikipedia. In the contextualization of the modern era, they are nobodies and need to break in via the powerful biden brand. By staffing for several years, they slowly build up their political capital stores so that they can one day unleash the vanguard revolution. This is much like how the squad today loving sucks and has done gently caress all for any progressive movements beyond being succ dems and scolding anyone that starts asking questions for why they keep supporting pelosi to be house speaker.
*looking at the bernie crowds immediately after he begins explicit sheepdog stumps*

wow what a great strategy

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

gradenko_2000 posted:

We got our answer from that Alexander Rick Ross guy from earlier: if you believe Epstein didn't kill himself, you are a conspiracy theorist due to fall in with the alt-right crowd any day now

Epstein was a singleton pedophile that got caught, and he killed himself because prison conditions were so bad that it caused his mental health to deteriorate, much like the unfortunate case of Sandra Bland

Hello, I am a very smart and serious person who fully believes the evil Russians were behind every bad thing of the last five years, but I think this whole Epstein thing is an antisemitic conspiracy theory.

...

Have you even *read* the Mueller Report? If Epstein didn't kill himself then where is his fancy government investigation? Thats right. Check mate dirt bag left!

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

Ytlaya posted:

Yep, this is exactly what would obviously happen in such a scenario, though I didn't expect to actually have a direct example to point to so soon.

The whole idea that was thrown around in D&D about taking over the DNC and state Democratic parties completely misunderstands where power comes from.
*looking at the 1/6 "coup" narrative*

ah yes the control point theory of power

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007


Remember when we got to watch her soul die live on national TV? Did Biden ever give her anything for her efforts?

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

a new study bible! posted:

These people are retarded

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

this moderator is a massive r-slur'ded b-slur.

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

By 2030 every major city will be run by a black woman who has turned the police into private paramilitary forces

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Some Guy TT posted:

i find myself increasingly unconvinced that any of bidens executive orders actually do anything he seems to be signing them just so he can say he signed them

The admin is full of people who were ruined by West Wing and also think it is still the 90s so they just want to make announcements about how they are considering doing something and take inspiring pictures and not actually govern.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
if you look into the texts of these EOs it's almost always some variation of "review the current procedures and come up with recommendations on how to do this thing within the next 60 days and then present them to the White House" but it's always presented as though the administration is already doing the thing

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

didnt they already finish the one for deportations and end up deciding nah were not actually changing anything

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Some Guy TT posted:

didnt they already finish the one for deportations and end up deciding nah were not actually changing anything

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing...cennial-census/

This Biden Day One EO revoked the Trump-era order that excluded immigrants from the 2020 census and the district apportionment that comes with it

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing...and-priorities/

This Biden Day One EO revoked the Trump-era EO 13768

If you look at what EO 13768 does:

https://www.federalregister.gov/documents/2017/01/30/2017-02102/enhancing-public-safety-in-the-interior-of-the-united-states

quote:

It is the policy of the executive branch to:

(a) Ensure the faithful execution of the immigration laws of the United States, including the INA, against all removable aliens, consistent with Article II, Section 3 of the United States Constitution and section 3331 of title 5, United States Code;

(b) Make use of all available systems and resources to ensure the efficient and faithful execution of the immigration laws of the United States;

(c) Ensure that jurisdictions that fail to comply with applicable Federal law do not receive Federal funds, except as mandated by law;

(d) Ensure that aliens ordered removed from the United States are promptly removed; and

(e) Support victims, and the families of victims, of crimes committed by removable aliens.

...

In executing faithfully the immigration laws of the United States, the Secretary of Homeland Security (Secretary) shall prioritize for removal those aliens described by the Congress in sections 212(a)(2), (a)(3), and (a)(6)(C), 235, and 237(a)(2) and (4) of the INA (8 U.S.C. 1182(a)(2), (a)(3), and (a)(6)(C), 1225, and 1227(a)(2) and (4)), as well as removable aliens who:

(a) Have been convicted of any criminal offense;

(b) Have been charged with any criminal offense, where such charge has not been resolved;

(c) Have committed acts that constitute a chargeable criminal offense;

(d) Have engaged in fraud or willful misrepresentation in connection with any official matter or application before a governmental agency;

(e) Have abused any program related to receipt of public benefits;

(f) Are subject to a final order of removal, but who have not complied with their legal obligation to depart the United States; or

(g) In the judgment of an immigration officer, otherwise pose a risk to public safety or national security.

It goes on for a bit, but the key thing is that since all of the deportations that Trump did was already allowed under extant law, and this EO simply twisted the knife, so to speak, Biden revoking it doesn't have to mean any kind of slowdown in deportations.

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

Judakel posted:

i got probated for saying she looks like patrice oneal

lmao I was going to post the same thing

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

lmao

I forgot about this painting

Come to Butthead

PeterCat
Apr 8, 2020

Believe women.

THS posted:

i have never seen a woody allen film and i never will

Bullets over Broadway is ok, it's got John Cusack and Chazz Palminteri

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/Noahpinion/status/1368706670075912197

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

lol I had some lib use that talking point on me and ask me why I want poor kids to die.

How come they didn't totally eliminate poverty when they had the chance? Seems cruel to me.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


https://twitter.com/BartonMarks/status/1368994164101156868?s=20

it's like you know nothing about Poverty Math

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



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Goddamn the comments on that one.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



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The sheer gall of declaring that Biden passed what would be the biggest piece of legislation in like 100 years. I know these psychos are totally detached from reality, but something about that tweet hit me right in the brain.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

a new study bible! posted:

The sheer gall of declaring that Biden passed what would be the biggest piece of legislation in like 100 years. I know these psychos are totally detached from reality, but something about that tweet hit me right in the brain.

It was always going to be a large piece of legislation because that poo poo is all tied up in the national budget.

Anyway...

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1369247862215876609

lol

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void


I love my dotarded president

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


I hope they all have terrible days. I'm talking spilling the whole mug of coffee on the shirt and pants.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

tbh this is 100% the scam, they'll just make sure x amount of households are an inch above the cutoff line for 'poverty' federally speaking and go 'tah dah, problem solved' without caring about the fact that they left millions dangling precariously over poverty. This rando tweeter who probably jacks off to anime children understands the game they're planning better than most dem voters.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Hey Democrats, what's your plan to get us out of the illegal wars overseas? More bombing? poo poo.

https://twitter.com/IdlibEn/status/1364958768216309779

0 rows returned
Apr 9, 2007

gradenko_2000 posted:

It was always going to be a large piece of legislation because that poo poo is all tied up in the national budget.

Anyway...

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1369247862215876609

lol

so much winning and im tired of it already

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

gradenko_2000 posted:

It was always going to be a large piece of legislation because that poo poo is all tied up in the national budget.

Anyway...

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1369247862215876609

lol

hahah cool I hate them all

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

gradenko_2000 posted:

It was always going to be a large piece of legislation because that poo poo is all tied up in the national budget.

Anyway...

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1369247862215876609

lol

lol democrats

hey progressives this was probably your 1 chance in the next 8-12 years to pass a $15 minimum wage and you blew it. good job.

Imagine if one of them had said "I can't vote for this bill without a minimum wage increase"

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

gradenko_2000 posted:

It was always going to be a large piece of legislation because that poo poo is all tied up in the national budget.

Anyway...

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1369247862215876609

lol

lol they could call the last senile rapist a literal traitor to america over anything he did but they're too scared to even be upset at their own party, gently caress this poo poo

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

sexpig by night posted:

tbh this is 100% the scam, they'll just make sure x amount of households are an inch above the cutoff line for 'poverty' federally speaking and go 'tah dah, problem solved' without caring about the fact that they left millions dangling precariously over poverty. This rando tweeter who probably jacks off to anime children understands the game they're planning better than most dem voters.

kind of like how Bill Clinton got millions off of public assistance programs by gutting welfare.

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

gradenko_2000 posted:

It was always going to be a large piece of legislation because that poo poo is all tied up in the national budget.

Anyway...

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1369247862215876609

lol
6 ppl in the house or 1 in the senate could theoretically form a caucus to hold up the bill for concessions if they werent sheepdogging for a genocidal rapist lol

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


So how does the child tax credit work exactly since I'm seeing a lot of what I assume is misinformation regarding its efficiency. The way that it only suddenly started getting press when the minimum wage increase flopped and every Democrat is saying it's the greatest thing in a hundred years makes it seem very heavily that it's the straw they are clinging to as most of the rest of this bill is not very exciting for the average person, especially if you've been means tested out of the check. It's also a convenient "why are you complaining do you hate kids?" avenue of attack.

It does seem pretty weird that the most progressive bill in modern history is totally invisible if you don't have kids and made a bit too much money last year.

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004


Lmao mental health struggles my rear end you married into one of the richest ghoul families in history

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

https://twitter.com/GunnelsWarren/status/1369120097592373248

https://twitter.com/GunnelsWarren/status/1369121571789565956

tbh I hope he's right but I kind of feel like the Palpatine line he should be keeping in mind is "your faith in your friends is your weakness"

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

yes I know that's not the line exactly but it wouldn't fit in my post otherwise

0 rows returned
Apr 9, 2007

loquacius posted:

https://twitter.com/GunnelsWarren/status/1369120097592373248

https://twitter.com/GunnelsWarren/status/1369121571789565956

tbh I hope he's right but I kind of feel like the Palpatine line he should be keeping in mind is "your faith in your friends is your weakness"

uh arent there mandatory cuts to social security and medicare in this bill that they "intend to fix later"

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

spacemang_spliff posted:

lol democrats

hey progressives this was probably your 1 chance in the next 8-12 years to pass a $15 minimum wage and you blew it. good job.

Imagine if one of them had said "I can't vote for this bill without a minimum wage increase"
drat lets rewind and see why pushing for medicare for all during a pandemic was a waste of time
https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1337619814744006659

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Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Lib and let die posted:

Lmao mental health struggles my rear end you married into one of the richest ghoul families in history

tbf that's apparently the reason for her mental health struggles

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