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Shard
Jul 30, 2005


No. Go away please.

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Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



I don't want new Jack to wrestle but I would be okay with them using him like WWE used Sandman in wwecw. But only if Tony licenses natural born killaz.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Just what aew needs, another old man

Procrastinator
Aug 16, 2009

what?


who the gently caress could want new Jack when nick gage is around

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
Isn't New Jack a shoot violent maniac?

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
gently caress off New Jack

Flight Bisque
Feb 23, 2008

There is, surprisingly, always hope.
Book him against Joey Ryan, let one problem solve another.


Uh... and then drop him off a cliff, idk.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Cerebral Bore posted:

Isn't New Jack a shoot violent maniac?

Yep. The Dark Side of the Ring episode about him details 5 or so incidents, including throwing Vic Grimes down three stories after incapacitating him w/ a tazer, pulling a knife and stabbing someone repeatedly during a match, and "teaching" someone how to blade so hard New Jack severed a nerve in the other guy's forehead. He probably shouldn't be getting booked anywhere.

Queer Salutations
Aug 20, 2009

kind of a shitty wizard...

He's also hugely homophobic according to his kid.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

He's also almost 60. No one wants to see a 60 year old new jack falling to his death. Nevermind all the other poo poo that comes with him.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Gumball Gumption posted:

No one wants to see a 60 year old new jack falling to his death.

speak for yourself

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Procrastinator posted:

who the gently caress could want new Jack when nick gage is around

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/luchablog/status/1369351287746224133?s=20

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

WatermelonGun posted:

speak for yourself

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Gumball Gumption posted:

He's also almost 60. No one wants to see a 60 year old new jack falling to his death. Nevermind all the other poo poo that comes with him.

He can come in and kill one of the other problematic people like Darby or Hagar or Justin Roberts. Maybe all three. Him shoot stabbing Jericho would probably get some good mainstream press.

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Red posted:

Scott Hall with tape over his mouth?

Austin taped him to a chair and taped his mouth in the lead up to WM18.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

WatermelonGun posted:

speak for yourself

Lethrom
Jul 12, 2010




No

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

TK get the loving deal done already

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

Evil Badman posted:

Austin taped him to a chair and taped his mouth in the lead up to WM18.

and then poured beer all over him while hall was on antabuse

edit: not blaming austin, I think it was prichard's call since he vehemently defended it on his podcast

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Isn't new jack like 60 now

like all the other aew signings lmao

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



I wouldn't want this match to happen in AEW, would fit in more with CZW or IWA:MS, but

Flight Bisque posted:

Book him against Joey Ryan, let one problem solve another.

Procrastinator
Aug 16, 2009

what?


projecthalaxy posted:

Isn't new jack like 60 now

like all the other aew signings lmao

ethan page is 31

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Procrastinator posted:

ethan page is 31

ego ages a man

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

holy gently caress, Christian Cage is 47?!

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties
Booking New Jack isn't worth it.

They'd have to constantly buy sunflower seeds to stay in his good graces on top of his contract.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Evil Badman posted:

holy gently caress, Christian Cage is 47?!

He was the glue guy in the glue guy tag team in a big time match 20 years ago. 47 actually sounds about right to me if I were asked to guess Christian (and Edge's) age.

Draxion
Jun 9, 2013




karmicknight posted:

He was the glue guy in the glue guy tag team in a big time match 20 years ago. 47 actually sounds about right to me if I were asked to guess Christian (and Edge's) age.

I've seen edge recently, that man is nine hundred years old

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Draxion posted:

I've seen edge recently, that man is nine hundred years old
I find it very funny that all the years we've been saying "that man just doesn't age" have come back with a vengeance.

Karma Tornado
Dec 21, 2007

The worst kind of tornado.

Draxion posted:

I've seen edge recently, that man is nine hundred years old

Edge taking a pin, sighing quietly, fading into nothingness, leaving a empty pair of tights behind while Zack Ryder looks on, sadly

Arbite
Nov 4, 2009





I don't want to see New Jack as much as I want to see a match set and paced to Natural Born Killaz.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Draxion posted:

I've seen edge recently, that man is nine hundred years old
Well yeah he's a vampire gothic lifestylist

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Nick Gage stars as: New New Jack

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル
Find a wrestler and call him New New Jack.

Edit: poo poo.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Now I want to watch new jack city

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Neo New Jack

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Evil Badman posted:

Austin taped him to a chair and taped his mouth in the lead up to WM18.

Ohhhh, I completely forgot about that amongst the nWo ramming Rock's ambulance with a semi truck

This was fun at the time, but just dumb and unnecessary when the Rock/Hogan confrontation in the ring was plenty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmywFMp0c7Q



Critical posted:

and then poured beer all over him while hall was on antabuse

edit: not blaming austin, I think it was prichard's call since he vehemently defended it on his podcast

Oh, wrestling

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Numero6 posted:

Find a wrestler and call him New New Jack.

Edit: poo poo.

:evilbuddy:

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
There was a lot of attempted vehicular homicide within a short period of time. Rikishi hit Austin with a car, Austin dropped Triple H in a car from a crane, Kane hit Raven with a golf cart, etc.

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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Pope Corky the IX posted:

There was a lot of attempted vehicular homicide within a short period of time. Rikishi hit Austin with a car, Austin dropped Triple H in a car from a crane, Kane hit Raven with a golf cart, etc.

It happened so often that none of it mattered or was memorable, and was just a waste of money.

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