|
|
Royal Updog posted:CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES NO LACERATIONS JUST FRICTION DON'T GIVE A FART IF I BUTT MY OWN SHITMAN |
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 02:37
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 10, 2024 21:56 |
|
|
Teddy Thunders posted:gently caress yes I'm gonna read books until I starve to death Go get 'em sport |
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 02:54
|
|
|
GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Go get 'em sport Thanks Dad ;__; |
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 02:57
|
|
|
google THIS posted:NO LACERATIONS
|
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 03:03
|
|
Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!
|
|
No lacerations Just friendly crustaceans |
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 03:09
|
|
|
ButtTheShitmanFart do you like crabs, if so which kind of crab do you want to evolve into |
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 03:11
|
|
|
|
poo poo. I was getting high and listening to music and I see a Dad was needed. no blood no foul, rub some dirt on it walk it off don't tell your mother etc |
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 03:23
|
|
|
hello i am clearly a dad look i made this
|
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 03:32
|
|
|
Bo-Pepper posted:hello i am clearly a dad look i made this Yeah but Mrs. Bo-Pep did the heavy lifting on the making sssssooooo I think she might be more Dad than you. Sorry. |
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 03:36
|
|
|
|
Teddy Thunders posted:ButtTheShitmanFart do you like crabs, if so which kind of crab do you want to evolve into I have it on good authority that one of the first threads he was drawn to was the Crab thread in GBS. |
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 03:42
|
|
|
Detective No. 27 posted:I have it on good authority that one of the first threads he was drawn to was the Crab thread in GBS. Crab thread is real good, I am fond of nearly every kind of animal but I am v interested in decapods for a lot of reasons. I am curious to know if he has knowledge about the crabs, in a conservation captivity/high knowledge pet crab way. |
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 03:49
|
|
|
Bo-Pepper posted:hello i am clearly a dad look i made this That's cute. My kid is 22 years old and already makes more money than I do. There is nothing more "byob dad" than that |
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 04:37
|
|
|
GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Pretty sure I am older than you, mr. Pepper, which makes me byob's dad. If we're going to start measuring our dicks to see who's the oldest and who should be forum dad, I am going to have to whip my dick out right here. By "measuring dicks" I mean gauging our farts' relative nastiness, and by "whip my dick out" I mean let a big fart rip. |
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 04:47
|
|
|
If we're going by that metric I'm gonna need y'all to wait about four days and then bring me some sopa de res. |
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 04:49
|
|
|
Manifisto posted:don't listen to his lies he took your dad to the "sheep and wool festival"
|
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 04:52
|
|
|
|
Bacon Taco posted:If we're going to start measuring our dicks to see who's the oldest and who should be forum dad, I am going to have to whip my dick out right here. BYOB Old dads need a gang tag |
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 04:53
|
|
|
All Day I Dream About Dadchat |
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 04:54
|
|
|
|
what about uncles can I make an unclepost look who bought you a drum set, princess!
|
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 05:00
|
|
|
|
Teddy Thunders posted:All Day I Dream About Dadchat Hey Dads anyone else thoroughly enjoy interrupting their children's/spouse's gaming sessions to ask them if they won that poo poo rules |
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 05:02
|
|
|
sb hermit posted:what about uncles You can be my favorite uncle, all of mine are too busy being mad and red and nude and online to be cool about drums and light beer |
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 05:04
|
|
|
|
Bacon Taco posted:By "measuring dicks" I mean gauging our farts' relative nastiness, and by "whip my dick out" I mean let a big fart rip. tfw you try so hard to force a fart that you throw your back out |
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 05:08
|
|
|
A lotta Big Dad Energy up in byob tonight |
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 05:56
|
|
|
|
Teddy Thunders posted:You can be my favorite uncle, all of mine are too busy being mad and red and nude and online to be cool about drums and light beer Ok! You get the drums, and we'll start a band! How do I play the bass guitar?
|
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 07:02
|
|
|
|
Getting ready to dad it all up, got my grillin' sandals on with my best socks ofc |
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 07:04
|
|
sb hermit posted:Ok! You get the drums, and we'll start a band! To play the bass you must ALWAYS meet on the three. |
|
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 08:36
|
|
|
|
Derpies posted:To play the bass you must ALWAYS meet on the three. maybe you should play bass and I'll struggle with the guitar
|
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 08:41
|
|
sb hermit posted:maybe you should play bass and I'll struggle with the guitar Works for me I'm already a suburban dad with a bass and stubby fingers, I'll just sit here and be envious of your ability to form basic chords. |
|
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 08:42
|
|
|
|
Derpies posted:Works for me I'm already a suburban dad with a bass and stubby fingers, I'll just sit here and be envious of your ability to form basic chords. Well, I'm not sure if I'm good at this stuff yet. I only know two chords, and it takes me five seconds to switch between them. I can play the violin a little bit. We need to learn how to play a cover of Dust in the Wind with a bass guitar, drums, and a violin. We can make it work! Just gotta believe.
|
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 09:16
|
|
|
|
I will play any instrument in DadBand as long as we write songs about going to home depot and how much it pisses me off when people let their dogs poo poo in my yard |
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 15:53
|
|
|
My dad has offered to teach anyone how to play guitar or bass, he taught me so I can vouch for his skills Also people who remember Vampyres in PDX can vouch for his bad I play the drums |
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 16:11
|
|
|
|
Free Range Dad Eggs |
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 17:47
|
|
|
|
So many dad's itt. Sigh, always a dadsmaid, never a dad. |
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 17:47
|
|
SweetWillyRollbar posted:So many dad's itt. Sigh, always a dadsmaid, never a dad. It's ok buddy we can make you an honorary "uncle" just pick which xenotype of uncle you want to be. |
|
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 18:24
|
|
|
|
Derpies posted:It's ok buddy we can make you an honorary "uncle" just pick which xenotype of uncle you want to be. Mostly bad jokes and chasing the kids around until I get winded because I've been drinking beers. At some point I'll probably lose badly at a video game and not because I'm throwing it. |
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 18:31
|
|
|
SweetWillyRollbar posted:Mostly bad jokes and chasing the kids around until I get winded because I've been drinking beers. At some point I'll probably lose badly at a video game and not because I'm throwing it. Ah yes, like my Ahjussi Ji-hi; he's my drunkle and I love him. |
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 18:35
|
|
|
Dick Bastardly posted:hi BTSF! Hi. |
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 21:15
|
|
(if you are reading this rn!) 
|
Teddy Thunders posted:ButtTheShitmanFart do you like crabs, if so which kind of crab do you want to evolve into I like crabs but know nothing of them scientifically. Do Horseshoe Crabs count? Probably not so I guess a blue crab. |
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 21:26
|
|
|
|
ButtTheShitmanFart posted:I like crabs but know nothing of them scientifically. Do Horseshoe Crabs count? Probably not so I guess a blue crab.  blue crab crew
|
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 22:00
|
|
|
horseshoe crab blood is $15,000 a quart and a key ingredient in multiple life saving medical treatments while blue crabs eat sea-soaked carrion and fill the bellies of sweaty customers armed with stained mallets of course butttheshitmanfart prefers them |
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 23:08
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 10, 2024 21:56 |
|
|
I'll stain you with a mallet 
|
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2021 23:20
|
|
