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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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#1 SIMP

Remulak posted:

Straightup Angostura is the the greatest hangover cure, it's either get a hair-of-the-dog going or you puke out the bad stuff.

Fernet is good but Malort is god.

Those last 3 words are a dead giveaway that this is a troll.

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Pine Cone Jones
Dec 6, 2009

You throw me the acorn, I throw you the whip!

500excf type r posted:

This is is not lobster, despite being Maine. This is from the geographic center of maine, though which establishment I'm having trouble with exactly. I'm leaning towards an irving near corinna probably. This is far from the coast, and almost certainly chicken.

My guess is around Augusta, though nearly all of my ten years in that state was around Farmington, Augusta, or Kittery.

some_admin
Oct 11, 2011

Grimey Drawer
Atkinson & Newport are in the paper under the *sandwich, so maybe Pittsfield?

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

Found this yesterday in Monterrey Mexico

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

gently caress off, burt

i cant afford a boat lol i sit my rear end on the shore like everyone else, I just found a little inlet no one goes to that i run line across

HugeGrossBurrito fucked around with this message at 00:54 on Mar 10, 2021

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

some_admin posted:

Atkinson & Newport are in the paper under the *sandwich, so maybe Pittsfield?

It has at least businesses from atkinson dover newport exeter... I don't think it's in newport, it's probably a "big" small town like dexter or corinth

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

Outrail posted:

I've had a shot of whiskey with a mummified human toe in it, but I draw the line at a angostura butters. What the gently caress is wrong with you people?

It's not that bad. I'm not routinely pulling shots out of my bottle, but I've done it a few times and it's tasty. I do love bitter things, though.


Also, malort isn't the worst.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

re: bar dice

I used to work 2nd/3rd level support for a large company here in WI and when an issue came up that wasn't a ticket (special request of the boss, an "oh poo poo now what", whatever kind of thing) my whole team would get together and play a full round of bar dice to shake off on who had to deal with it.
So if you ever wonder what jabroni your major corporate issue is being handled by, and why? There you go. And these were usually pretty big deals affecting multiple teams of people, etc.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

OB-GYN Kenobi posted:


Found this yesterday in Monterrey Mexico

I mean, it's pretty accurate

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

i cant afford a boat lol i sit my rear end on the shore like everyone else, I just found a little inlet no one goes to that i run line across

aren;t trotlines illegal in some places

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

OB-GYN Kenobi posted:


Found this yesterday in Monterrey Mexico

Why does it look like one of those stores that sells 500 dollar sneakers and only has six things in stock at all times?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Remulak posted:

Straightup Angostura is the the greatest hangover cure, it's either get a hair-of-the-dog going or you puke out the bad stuff.

Fernet is good but Malort is god.

I haven't puked from drinking since 2005

It doesn't mean that I haven't consumed any bad stuff

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Milo and POTUS posted:

aren;t trotlines illegal in some places

what are u a cop

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Pennywise the Frown posted:

My mom brought her own booze anyway.

Wait, you can't bring booze into a dry county? I thought you just couldn't buy it.

Bar Ran Dun posted:

I like bbq boar. boar taint ain’t no thang.

Nonsense, the taint is the best part.

His Divine Shadow posted:

Don't think I ever eat lamb (Finland here), it's expensive as gently caress, even more so than beef and it's shipped in from places like New Zealand which is just crazy. I think it's mainly eaten here for easter.

Here in NZ we have a lot of Finnish pork ribs for some reason. It's the only meat we import in quantity.

His Divine Shadow posted:

When I was a kid my grandparents had two sheep they raised from lambs, I think they got slaughtered at 1 year or so. I remember I like the smoked meat. I think that's technically mutton then and not lamb, but I didn't feel it had any off taste to it.

But I am otherwise unsure how to utilize lamb or mutton, easiest would be ground up I guess. But it's too expensive for that. Maybe it'd be cheaper if people started eating mutton again.

From 1-2 years it's hogget.


Just would like to mention in NZ we have a native owl called the morepork.

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

i cant afford a boat lol i sit my rear end on the shore like everyone else, I just found a little inlet no one goes to that i run line across

How do you catch crabs on a line?

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Remulak posted:

Straightup Angostura is the the greatest hangover cure, it's either get a hair-of-the-dog going or you puke out the bad stuff.

Fernet is good but Malort is god.

As a San Franciscan (the city that consumes the most Fernet in America) I agree with this. I respect my Illinois brethren who are the Malort consumer soldiers :patriot:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Remulak posted:

Straightup Angostura is the the greatest hangover cure, it's either get a hair-of-the-dog going or you puke out the bad stuff.

Fernet is good but Malort is god.

So you're from the Upper Midwest, you say?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

yikes! posted:

what are u a cop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtlvSLdvHd0

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0359hSerDeE

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Weka posted:

Wait, you can't bring booze into a dry county? I thought you just couldn't buy it.


Nonsense, the taint is the best part.


Here in NZ we have a lot of Finnish pork ribs for some reason. It's the only meat we import in quantity.


From 1-2 years it's hogget.


Just would like to mention in NZ we have a native owl called the morepork.


How do you catch crabs on a line?

Did you not learn anything from sex ed? You can't catch crabs online.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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Duck and Cover posted:

Did you not learn anything from sex ed? You can't catch crabs online.

That's what you think :smuggo:

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

teardrop posted:

Please elaborate

goatface posted:

There's at least one place that does a cocktail with a preserved frostbitten toe in it.

This is pretty much it. Dawson City in the Yukon. It's a stupid touristy trap thing but I did the drink and got the club membership/certificate. Only super cool people do it and everyone respects me now I just whip out the flimsy piece of paper and bam! Instant cred.

https://dawsoncity.ca/sourtoe-cocktail-club/

Outrail fucked around with this message at 08:30 on Mar 10, 2021

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



There's a Swedish restaurant in Wisconsin named Al Johnson's, who's main claim to fame is that the roof of their restaurant is covered in grass and goats.



They have multiple live webcams of the goats during goat season (sorry, goat season is late May to mid October).
https://aljohnsons.com/goat-cam/

They also have a video that explains where the goats live, how they get them onto the roof, and why they have goats on the roof:
https://youtu.be/jZY9xGd2uaM

When I tried to find pictures most of them came from articles about someone challenging their trademark on having goats on the roof (don't worry, the trademark stands).









The inside isn't nearly as exciting.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Malort is good and extremely american despite what that bottle's lies say

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Barudak posted:

Malort is good and extremely american despite what that bottle's lies say

Obviously. Malort means "moth place" and the mothman is a distinctly American delusion.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
that's the orange goat flag ?

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Obviously. Malort means "moth place" and the mothman is a distinctly American delusion.

The moth man is REAL, Jerry.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Weka posted:

How do you catch crabs on a line?

Very carefully

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀

Tip posted:

There's a Swedish restaurant in Wisconsin named Al Johnson's, who's main claim to fame is that the roof of their restaurant is covered in grass and goats.



They have multiple live webcams of the goats during goat season (sorry, goat season is late May to mid October).
https://aljohnsons.com/goat-cam/

They also have a video that explains where the goats live, how they get them onto the roof, and why they have goats on the roof:
https://youtu.be/jZY9xGd2uaM

When I tried to find pictures most of them came from articles about someone challenging their trademark on having goats on the roof (don't worry, the trademark stands).









The inside isn't nearly as exciting.



As a Swede, this confuses me greatly

Goats are cool though I guess

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Collapsing Farts posted:

As a Swede, this confuses me greatly

Electioncome to our restaurant!

e: Actually since it's in America, probably "whalecome".

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
             ohnson's
             oat Hous
Goats piled high - ask for it

steinrokkan fucked around with this message at 12:10 on Mar 10, 2021

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Collapsing Farts posted:

As a Swede, this confuses me greatly

Goats are cool though I guess

Why would you be confused? According to the website you should be nodding along and saying, "Oh you mean Sister Bay in Door County?"

In an interview shortly before his death this past June 12, Al Johnson spoke about his goats, laughing heartily the entire time, and what they have meant to his restaurant’s world-wide renown: “It doesn’t matter where I’ve been — and Ingert and I have traveled the entire world — but everybody knows about those goats. If I mention to someone overseas that I’m from Sister Bay in Door County, Wisconsin, they usually say the same thing: “Oh, you mean that place with the goats on the roof?”

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I've seen lots of places that claim some aspect of their restaurant is world famous, but I never would have guessed they'd be laughing on their death bed saying poo poo like, "I've been all over the world and one thing is true, when I say I'm from Harper, Pennsylvania they say, 'The home of the world famous bacon chip pancakes!?', there isn't a corner of this globe that isn't obsessed with my pancakes."

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Tip posted:

Why would you be confused? According to the website you should be nodding along and saying, "Oh you mean Sister Bay in Door County?"

In an interview shortly before his death this past June 12, Al Johnson spoke about his goats, laughing heartily the entire time, and what they have meant to his restaurant’s world-wide renown: “It doesn’t matter where I’ve been — and Ingert and I have traveled the entire world — but everybody knows about those goats. If I mention to someone overseas that I’m from Sister Bay in Door County, Wisconsin, they usually say the same thing: “Oh, you mean that place with the goats on the roof?”

When yanks say "sister bae" it always sounds sinister.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


3D Megadoodoo posted:

When yanks say "sister bae" it always sounds sinister.

Or some weirdo incent pornhub thing

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

OB-GYN Kenobi posted:


Found this yesterday in Monterrey Mexico

heh Fanta is actually a brand name from Germany, not the US

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

Tip posted:

There's a Swedish restaurant in Wisconsin named Al Johnson's, who's main claim to fame is that the roof of their restaurant is covered in grass and goats.



They have multiple live webcams of the goats during goat season (sorry, goat season is late May to mid October).
https://aljohnsons.com/goat-cam/

They also have a video that explains where the goats live, how they get them onto the roof, and why they have goats on the roof:
https://youtu.be/jZY9xGd2uaM

When I tried to find pictures most of them came from articles about someone challenging their trademark on having goats on the roof (don't worry, the trademark stands).









The inside isn't nearly as exciting.



There's usually a one to two hour wait to get in there. It's constantly busy.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I have never heard the term sister bae

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
I wish I was a roof goat

naem
May 29, 2011

can you pick which goat to eat like a lobster tank

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Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan
Yuck. I remember watching this as a kid but didn't really get how gross it was.
If you have have an ugly date the DOG POLICE will take her away.

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