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NotJustANumber99 posted:This is the first time I've seen this opinion of the Queen. I thought she went round godfather style organising fiat Uno assassinations and generally leaning on people to get what she thought ought to happen. This was probably true 20 years ago but now everyone else just does that on her behalf and lets her think she's in charge. Like Junior Soprano.
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hakimashou posted:The british government has not allowed a single police officer to be convicted in the death of someone in more than 50 years. Conversely the US doesn’t convict police officers for any crime at all.
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Mar 10, 2021 10:35
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hakimashou posted:The british government has not allowed a single police officer to be convicted in the death of someone in more than 50 years. Hold that thought BBC News - Sarah Everard disappearance: Met Police officer arrested https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-56342465
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Mar 10, 2021 10:41
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The Queen is both a slow waving autocue drone and an insane blood thirsty assassin. Like other reptiles, the amount of activity she can carry out is imited by her blood temperature. As explain in David Attenborough's fantastic series 'Life without Sweat' the royals are a well studied diurnal reptilian species and have historically used the warmth of the day to carry out that blood lust, racism and general noncing. Of course, with the advent of technology, the queen can now incubate in a heat pod for up to 12 hours to enable her to carry out such work in the dark, allowing her to leave the palace in the cover of night for Tinder dates, or go on excursions to Paris just after midnight. Of course, whilst her Maj loves the charging pod her cousin and husband Phillip bought her for her birthday, she still enjoys the energy giving properties of the sun and much like her ancestors before her will stand in the sun waving for periods of time, whilst her blood temperature is warmed.
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Mar 10, 2021 10:58
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Marmaduke! posted:Hold that thought This doesn’t count, he murdered her on his own time.
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Mar 10, 2021 11:05
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I think the Queen is a lovely old lady with the nation's best interests at heart, and her dress sense is simply marvelous. The way her hats and dresses and necklaces always complement her silvery hair and beautiful iridescent scales... she is fabulous.
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Mar 10, 2021 11:10
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Princess Anne thwarted her own kidnapping and it wasn't even in The Crown. Princess Anne is probably also racist as hell, but you gotta admire someone who dresses like a North Korean general to ride a horse. e: by admire, I mean "have a chuckle at"
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Mar 10, 2021 11:13
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Torquemada posted:This doesn’t count, he murdered her on his own time. There was also that policeman that killed his lover in her parked car when she threatened to tell his wife last year or so. He was convicted of manslaughter, not murder, so I dunno if the poster will allow that. He got 10 years.
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Mar 10, 2021 12:04
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slaaaay kweeen
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Mar 10, 2021 12:18
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anyone who's vehemently anti-royal simply wants to have sex with them and doesn't want to admit it to themselves
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Mar 10, 2021 12:53
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:anyone who's vehemently anti-royal simply wants to have sex with them and doesn't want to admit it to themselves  Simply irresistable.
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Mar 10, 2021 13:14
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How can one measure up to a man with his own cargo cult? You cannot
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Mar 10, 2021 13:18
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Marmaduke! posted:Hold that thought Dammit I had lorry driver in the pool.
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Mar 10, 2021 13:49
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:anyone who's vehemently anti-royal simply wants to have sex with them and doesn't want to admit it to themselves I am a firm believer in "no gods, no masters". So yes, technically, I want to gently caress them. Your error, however, was assuming they'd still be living meat while it happens.
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Mar 10, 2021 14:17
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that is in no way assumed
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Mar 10, 2021 14:21
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lol imagine wanting to have sex with a royal ghost that'd be so gross right? like haha could you even imagine just boning the hell out of one of those for hours I sure couldn't that's for sure!
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Mar 10, 2021 14:27
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I don't think it's ok to say that you'd like to have sex with the corpses of the British Royal Family. I think it's wrong. Nobody deserves that. Not the Queen, not Taylor Swift, not anyone!
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Mar 10, 2021 14:28
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 https://www.theonion.com/i-must-make-sure-you-have-the-skills-to-please-my-gran-1823835071
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Mar 10, 2021 14:32
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Any money that goes to the royal family would otherwise just be going to fund child-killing robots and baby prisons powered by the homeless so I'm just glad to have one thing that isn't dedicated to grinding existence into the most meager paste.
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Mar 10, 2021 14:37
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the uk used to rule the world and now they’re a bunch of bog people that eat baked beans for breakfast
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Mar 10, 2021 14:44
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I think youll find we were always bog people, especially when we were ruling over you. And baked beans are a fine accompaniment to any meal
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Mar 10, 2021 14:50
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We ate all the beans now we're just drinking the tomato sauce.
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Mar 10, 2021 14:54
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lol if you don't rinse your beans anyway yeah bacon grease is much more acceptable breakfast slop 
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Mar 10, 2021 14:55
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steak? Ill 'ave some beans with it chicken tikka masala? mix some beans in. loverly ice cream? spoon 'em on there my son
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Mar 10, 2021 14:58
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Chicken teeker marsalarrr
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Mar 10, 2021 14:59
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Hello, my name is The Right Honorable Phileas K. Bengalfamine and I'd like to tell you my opinions on the royal marriage
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Mar 10, 2021 15:04
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Beans on toast is very loving good.Hammerite posted:ice cream? spoon 'em on there my son That's basically just ais kachang, which is also good as hell.
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Mar 10, 2021 15:11
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Big Beef City posted:lol imagine wanting to have sex with a royal ghost that'd be so gross right? like haha could you even imagine just boning the hell out of one of those for hours I sure couldn't that's for sure! I don't want the spirit I want the flesh
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Mar 10, 2021 15:13
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The Queen has expressed concern over the racism and sadness over the rest which I think we all agree firmly draws a line under this whole saga. Close thread IMO.
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Mar 10, 2021 15:18
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i liked when the queen wore the hat that looked like the EU
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Mar 10, 2021 15:20
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how do you get that special british smile? simply rinse twice daily with Listerbeans
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Mar 10, 2021 15:23
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"Oh c'mon now lads, ol blighty isn't all that racist or xenophobic!" *I shout merrily as I vote as hard as possible to get us the gently caress out of the EU because I can't stand even the thought of being associated with other Europeans let alone different races, the only country to flee in terror at this prospect*
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Mar 10, 2021 15:25
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"Is not that I don' like the white race an' all me lads, is jus'....they brought the Polacks in with 'em an' I can't abide by that an' I said as much didn' I? Didn' I? ...Polacks!"
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Mar 10, 2021 15:29
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Ratios and Tendency posted:England has to be the most pathetic country on Earth. Well they're definitely in the running but they were born into the racist inbred family ruling over them. The US makes decisions like that by choice.
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Mar 10, 2021 15:32
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Look I don't want to be a stick in the mud and I feel quite silly bringing it up again since nobody else seems to mind but I just feel that it's a little on the nose for someone to come into this thread say that they wouldn't mind giving the Queen's corpse bit of the old in and out. I wouldn't go into a Katy Perry thread and say, you know, similar things and I just think people should show a bit of respect.
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Mar 10, 2021 15:32
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id gently caress prince charles
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Mar 10, 2021 15:33
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:how do you get that special british smile? simply rinse twice daily with Listerbeans So British it even has the same tagline as the royal family.
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Mar 10, 2021 15:35
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correct; "reduces tartar to prevent stains" was a slogan used to glorify the UK's involvement in the Crimean War
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:correct; "reduces tartar to prevent stains" was a slogan used to glorify the UK's involvement in the Crimean War 
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