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Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Fantastic Foreskin posted:

Ain't no bbq in the north.

sure there is, there's plenty of brazilian and portuguese bbq up here

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Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

we already have a subforum for famous dave's (they invented it)

# ? Mar 11, 2021 05:19

Kitfox88: Aug 21, 2007; Anybody lose their glasses?

hebrew national dogs, potato bread buns, a little ketchup squirted into the bun's nook and the dog inserted over it so it's not as messy. that's all an honest man needs.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 05:55

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Kitfox88 posted:

hebrew national dogs, potato bread buns, a little ketchup squirted into the bun's nook and the dog inserted over it so it's not as messy. that's all an honest man needs.

"man" lol that is literal baby food

# ? Mar 11, 2021 06:51

Dareon: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

I require large-gauge hypodermic needles to inject relish and onions into my dog.

And my wiener.

Also my frankfurter.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 06:53

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Inject the hot dog directly into my tumescent arteries

# ? Mar 11, 2021 06:58

rodbeard: Jul 21, 2005

OMGVBFLOL posted:

dunking on st louis pizza is just what people from the northeast and upper midwest do to ease their grief about how goddamn terrible their bbq is

We have entire food groups to eat instead of bragging about how we manage to make off cuts of meat palatable by cooking it forever as if that was not what everybody did with cheap meat. Also Baltimore and Rio de Janeiro have lower crime rates than St. Louis. St. Louis is weirdly far more dangerous than a lot of famous dangerous cities.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 07:40

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

rodbeard posted:

We have entire food groups to eat instead of bragging about how we manage to make off cuts of meat palatable by cooking it forever as if that was not what everybody did with cheap meat. Also Baltimore and Rio de Janeiro have lower crime rates than St. Louis. St. Louis is weirdly far more dangerous than a lot of famous dangerous cities.

there there friend. it's ok. you can go somewhere where the bbq doesn't suck rotten rear end when the pandemic is over. breathe

# ? Mar 11, 2021 08:11

Mr. Sunshine: May 15, 2008; This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt); Fun Shoe

loving americans and their useless hotdogs. Only proper way to eat hotdog is hel special.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 08:20

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

My God it's full of SARS

# ? Mar 11, 2021 08:31

Dareon: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

Mr. Sunshine posted:

loving americans and their useless hotdogs. Only proper way to eat hotdog is hel special.

At that point the actual hot dog is a garnish.

...I would eat the entire thing and go back for another. Mostly because I'm American.

Fake e: Googling for it reveals most are not that extravagant.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 09:04

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

what's with all this hotdog nonsense, get yourself a sausage on a piece of buttered white bread with a squirt of tomato sauce, bought from outside a supermarket on a weekend.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 09:07

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

what's with all this hotdog nonsense, get yourself a sausage on a piece of buttered white bread with a squirt of tomato sauce, bought from outside a supermarket on a weekend.

Millions of bogans cry out in unison "where's the onion mate"

# ? Mar 11, 2021 09:08

Kenning: Jan 11, 2009; I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.

If you've never wrapped a Johnsonville cheddarwurst in a piece of sourdough bread and dressed it with ketchup and spicy brown mustard you're definitely not me.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 09:19

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Kenning posted:

If you've never wrapped a Johnsonville cheddarwurst in a piece of sourdough bread and dressed it with ketchup and spicy brown mustard you're definitely not me.

And every day I shall thank God for this fact.

(Drop the ketchup and it sounds interesting, though.)

Also the best hangover meal is the uitsmijter. Toast one side of the bread. Turn it over, add sliced ham and Gouda, then finish toasting it. Meanwhile, fry an egg to garnish. Simple, tasty, good.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 09:30

Dareon: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

Jedit posted:

And every day I shall thank God for this fact.

(Drop the ketchup and it sounds interesting, though.)

Also the best hangover meal is the uitsmijter. Toast one side of the bread. Turn it over, add sliced ham and Gouda, then finish toasting it. Meanwhile, fry an egg to garnish. Simple, tasty, good.

Toast... one side?? :confused:

https://i.imgur.com/O3lD4N2.mp4

# ? Mar 11, 2021 09:35

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Dareon posted:

Toast... one side??

Er, yes? When you toast bread under the grill that's how it is done, one side at a time.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 09:46

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

Jedit posted:

Er, yes? When you toast bread under the grill that's how it is done, one side at a time.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 09:51

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

You know what's good on a hot dog? Melted gouda and a roasted green pepper.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 10:23

Jeza: Feb 13, 2011; The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

Jedit posted:

And every day I shall thank God for this fact.

(Drop the ketchup and it sounds interesting, though.)

Also the best hangover meal is the uitsmijter. Toast one side of the bread. Turn it over, add sliced ham and Gouda, then finish toasting it. Meanwhile, fry an egg to garnish. Simple, tasty, good.

Looks like a vastly inferior croque madame :france:

# ? Mar 11, 2021 10:40

Dareon: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

Jedit posted:

Er, yes? When you toast bread under the grill that's how it is done, one side at a time.

Son, do I look like the kind of fella who wants smoky mesquite toast? :clint:

And under the grill is my fine green lawn, what kinda commie hootenanny are y'all spoutin'? :911:

# ? Mar 11, 2021 10:53

Zulily Zoetrope: Jun 1, 2011; Muldoon

Best hot dog I ever had was off a random stand in Paris. Dude cut a slit into the side of a nice fluffy baguette, dropped a li'l sausage in there, and then filled the thing up with so much emmental cheese it started spilling over, and grilled it until it was all melty.

I am a man of simple tastes.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 11:15

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

Alaois posted:

sure there is, there's plenty of brazilian and portuguese bbq up here

I heard Brooklyn had BBQ all sewed up

# ? Mar 11, 2021 11:31

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

Jedit posted:

Er, yes? When you toast bread under the grill that's how it is done, one side at a time.

you know we've got toasters now right

# ? Mar 11, 2021 14:17

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

The War Queer posted:

you know we've got toasters now right

Good luck making Welsh rarebit in a toaster. Please post photos of the results, this thread needs content.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 14:26

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

OMGVBFLOL posted:

there there friend. it's ok. you can go somewhere where the bbq doesn't suck rotten rear end when the pandemic is over. breathe

# ? Mar 11, 2021 14:43

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Mr. Sunshine posted:

loving americans and their useless hotdogs. Only proper way to eat hotdog is hel special.

What�s the chunky poo poo on top of the mashed potato?

# ? Mar 11, 2021 14:51

Konec Hry: Jul 13, 2005; too much love will kill you; Grimey Drawer

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

What�s the chunky poo poo on top of the mashed potato?

It�s r�ksallad, mostly consisting of shrimp, sour cream and mayo.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 14:55

Jeza: Feb 13, 2011; The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

Mr. Sunshine posted:

loving americans and their useless hotdogs. Only proper way to eat hotdog is hel special.

I see it comes with the traditional accompanying beverage of refreshing carrot milk

# ? Mar 11, 2021 15:59

space uncle: Sep 17, 2006; "I don�t care if Biden beats Trump. I�m not offloading responsibility. If enough people feel similar to me, such as the large population of Muslim people in Dearborn, Michigan. Then he won�t"

I had a hotdog once named �The Blagojevich� which was a Chicago style dog with ketchup added.

Guilty on one count.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 16:01

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Jeza posted:

I see it comes with the traditional accompanying beverage of refreshing carrot milk

Ah pucko, the puke is a fluke!

# ? Mar 11, 2021 16:05

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

space uncle posted:

I had a hotdog once named �The Blagojevich� which was a Chicago style dog with ketchup added.

Guilty on one count.

Did it come with a can of crab juice?

# ? Mar 11, 2021 16:06

apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

Mr. Sunshine posted:

loving americans and their useless hotdogs. Only proper way to eat hotdog is hel special.

What'd that drink call me?!?

# ? Mar 11, 2021 16:23

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

Kenning posted:

If you've never wrapped a Johnsonville cheddarwurst in a piece of sourdough bread and dressed it with ketchup and spicy brown mustard you're definitely not me.

I eat them straight off the grill because boy howdy do I ever love soft-palate scarring.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 16:44

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Listen up,

# ? Mar 11, 2021 18:40

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
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The War Queer posted:

you know we've got toasters now right

Please try to make a ham and cheese toasty in a toaster

# ? Mar 11, 2021 20:30

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Splicer posted:

Please try to make a ham and cheese toasty in a toaster

While recording, please

# ? Mar 11, 2021 20:36

Neito: Feb 18, 2009; 😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Some sad motherfuckers here who have never had a proper Rhode Island Hot Wiener

Wikipedia posted:

The hot wiener, or New York System wiener[1] is a staple of the food culture of Rhode Island where it is primarily sold at "New York System" restaurants.[2][3]

The traditional wiener is made with a small, thin hot dog made of beef, veal and pork,[4] giving it a different taste from a traditional beef hot dog, served in a steamed bun, and topped with celery salt, yellow mustard, chopped onions, and a seasoned meat sauce (the spices vary by vendor but always include celery salt[4] and commonly include cumin, paprika, chili powder, and allspice).

# ? Mar 11, 2021 21:02

Haschel Cedricson: Jan 4, 2006; Brinkmanship

Before this goes too much further I want to point out that "grill" is the British word for "broiler" for some reason.

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EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

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Way too expensive posted:

So I liked her so much so that the day after (waking up to Kelis - Milkshake on my radio alarm) I ended up texting the number that had been stored in my phone from her using it to call her "pimp"....

Yeah I know. Dumb move man. Anyway, no text back. But then the day after I am walking to the shop to get some beers. I see this guy out in his car, with her. I dont check it out, I hope they don't recognise me. But no, I walk past without looking and the guy is honking his horn like a physcho trying to get my attention.

"Hey guys, I'm with the pimp and his ho over here!"

In a crowded street where you can't stop in the afternoon he starts honking so I just kind of lose it. I wasn't expecting this when I wake up, have a beer and a reef and set off to the shop 2 minutes away.

So I duck up the street and notice that Louise is in the car and I don't look any further. If I meet this guy I feel that there will be trouble. I duck in to the shop thinking I have lost them.

A 5 minute conversation with a foreign shopkeeper later, I leave beers in hand. They are waiting for me and beeping the horn again! Its still real crowded so I just dont look and start a good pace up and leave like I didnt care who beeped their horn at who.

That night I text to the guy that there's no loving need to holla at me like that with his horn when he should have just texted back. I tell him I dont want to get involved but I just want whats best for Louise and ask him to give her my number and take care of her because I would. But again, no text back.

So, I lay low and I swear some fuckers were checking out my house the other day... plus my car is now well "marked in the hood" and I now need to get rid. When I go out I am always evil-eyeing dodgy looking people to see if they might give away that they know me (and hence give away who they are).

Problem is; I can't loving stand the thought of Louise being forced to stay here and turn tricks for crack by some low life gently caress when she just wants to be re-united with her kid and evidently start a fresh life. I want to help her do all this and just need 10 mins to talk to her and show her the way. This girl was 3 days in to "the game" when I meet her a week ago. She just needs to be rescued.

I won't lie. I got some love for the bitch.... So now I gotta text this guy again yeah? If I go out looking for her anymore I swear the cops are gonna pull me.

Am I going to die/jail/robbed/stabbed over this poo poo?

I'm pot committed though, what you poker guys reckon? Ride it till the end?

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