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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/moschinodorito/status/1369766529299013644

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Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



The balls are stored in the pockets.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Fartington Butts posted:

The balls are stored in the pockets.

How else do you play pocket pool?

Kerbtree
Sep 8, 2008

BAD FALCON!
LAZY!
So, the thing about Jorp that makes him funny/tragic was that he used to be a literal world authority on drug treatment.

At some point after getting weird he declared that addiction was due to being weak minded.

At some later point, he became addicted to benzodiazepines, which in light of the above, is very :lol:

Ps: 🦞

Also: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uWXxlYzBCno&t=163s

Kerbtree has a new favorite as of 15:01 on Mar 11, 2021

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




https://twitter.com/Maccadaynu/status/1357829031505371137?s=20

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Cassitastrophe/status/1369883158037082113

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I don't think I'm going to learn about NFTs. No one try to explain it to me, I won't pay attention.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


All you need to know is that NFTs were an attempt to prove that a piece of artwork was bought from the creator, and that they're so badly designed that literally anyone can claim to be the creator of any work in a way that can't be disputed within the NFT framework.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Hmmm, that doesn't sound fungible, to me

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

NFT stands for nutrient film technique and you use it to grow drugs. next question

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Speaking of NFTs.



https://twitter.com/laurenwalshart/status/1369776462845382667?s=21

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/MeredithBlake/status/1370033396634836994

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Lubchansky/status/1369835841636417537

https://twitter.com/thomasahle/status/1369931260190208000

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/desijed/status/1369880737319555083?s=21

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34




Holy crow, that one with Ron on the cover. This is how my brain read it:

*New ways to fight hypertension!*
~Mary sings with Peter & Paul again!~

...

9 MURDERS INSIDE ATLANTA PRISON

...wtf, People Magazine?

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




https://twitter.com/eveforward/status/1369451201524285449?s=20

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
He would have had to take up lasses first to give them up, wouldn't he.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/latstetter/status/1370029548910358529?s=21

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Considering that that's a bottle of Great Northern and the empty can of Bundy and Coke on the ground, that's Queensland.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Memento posted:

Considering that that's a bottle of Great Northern and the empty can of Bundy and Coke on the ground, that's Queensland.

lmao, just got done fact checking it in cspam too

Inceltown posted:

Definitely an Aussie beer


Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Inceltown posted:

lmao, just got done fact checking it in cspam too

The word "beer" is doing a lot of work in that sentence.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Memento posted:

Considering that that's a bottle of Great Northern and the empty can of Bundy and Coke on the ground, that's Queensland.

Americans wouldn't be throwing things at the drones with their hands.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1369942315637243904

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


https://mobile.twitter.com/PanicHippy/status/1369747591961968640

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

https://twitter.com/pchyghoulfriend/status/1369799781120307208?s=21

Remember when Disney was going to buy Twitter?

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator
https://twitter.com/tmychow/status/1369975644080254980
(Alan Greenspan, Ben Bernanke, Janet Yellen, Jerome Powell)

I didn't know this could be done.

Veib
Dec 10, 2007


https://twitter.com/ProBirdRights/status/1370112830133825539?s=19

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

I haven't actually laughed at all this week, until this post! So thankyou for the lol, and for the horrifying moment of revelation.

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/lubalin_vibe_co/status/1370074348099399684?s=19

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

that horse stole my broccoli casserole recipe

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Memento posted:

Considering that that's a bottle of Great Northern and the empty can of Bundy and Coke on the ground, that's Queensland.

And I know the people in the photo. Definitely QLD.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Memento posted:

Considering that that's a bottle of Great Northern and the empty can of Bundy and Coke on the ground, that's Queensland.

All I know is P [My] F Tweets :negative:

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

P my F hole

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Tree Bucket posted:

I haven't actually laughed at all this week, until this post! So thankyou for the lol, and for the horrifying moment of revelation.

You are welcome, that was also my experience

Ishamael
Feb 18, 2004

You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.

not the best one but still great. He can keep making these forever as far as I am concerned, they are delightful.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/SawyerHackett/status/1369804716172017665?s=20

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Wow a totally correct dick dorkins tweet

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



It might be correct if he was complaining he couldn't open his peanuts with a box cutter, but the ban on liquids came after the underwear bomber.

and yet they still let you wear underwear on planes

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I haven't flown in over a year because of, well, you know, but it is really loving dumb we still have to take our shoes off.

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TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/hickeywriter/status/1370353262541570049?s=21

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