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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/791891559816626186/819353516148785152/1615419447124.mp4

# ? Mar 11, 2021 00:39

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 04:45

Harold Stassen: Jan 24, 2016

D-Pad posted:

Have you seen the guy who some say is his real father? He's the spitting image. Def not charles son IMO.

otoh Harry also looks like a young Prince Philip

# ? Mar 11, 2021 00:46

Waterbed Wendy: Jan 29, 2009

All of these people are related so this speculation is pedantic at best.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 00:58

crispix: Mar 28, 2015; Grand-Maman m'a raconté
_{(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)}

Hello, dear

Mulaney Power Move posted:

someone find me the kids in the hall sketch where the queen rips rear end. i can't find it. she visits the house of some commoners and she let's out a huge fart.

she is obliged by tradition to fart loudly in the houses of all of the dwellings of subjects she visits, actually

# ? Mar 11, 2021 01:21

Lolie: Jun 4, 2010; AUSGBS Thread Mum

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

otoh Harry also looks like a young Prince Philip

He looks like a young Earl Spencer.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 01:25

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/791891559816626186/819353516148785152/1615419447124.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/zmA8as9.mp4

# ? Mar 11, 2021 01:39

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

https://i.imgur.com/zmA8as9.mp4

Lol

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812697443161866271/819376020297744404/1615424844563.mp4

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 02:08 on Mar 11, 2021

# ? Mar 11, 2021 01:58

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

anyone who's vehemently anti-royal simply wants to have sex with them and doesn't want to admit it to themselves

they don't make em a lot straighter than me but i'd double up on harry any day of the week. that is one fine looking man

# ? Mar 11, 2021 04:11

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Remember when someone took pictures of Princess Fergie having her toes sucked and they kicked her out of the royals? Or when the Prince Charles Camilla Parker Bowls phone sex tapes dropped? This royal drama is so tame in comparison.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 04:53

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Remember when someone took pictures of Princess Fergie having her toes sucked and they kicked her out of the royals? Or when the Prince Charles Camilla Parker Bowls phone sex tapes dropped? This royal drama is so tame in comparison.

haha i didn't know that happened

wikipedia posted:

In August 1992, the British tabloid Daily Mirror published surreptitiously taken photographs of John Bryan, an American financial manager, sucking on the Duchess's toes as she sunbathed topless.

ladies is pimps too

and this happening right after her very public divorce, yeah i can see that. "i'm going to the carribean and make some alpha wall street dickhead worship my feet while i air out my tits". fuckin baller status

# ? Mar 11, 2021 05:04

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Remember when someone took pictures of Princess Fergie having her toes sucked and they kicked her out of the royals? Or when the Prince Charles Camilla Parker Bowls phone sex tapes dropped? This royal drama is so tame in comparison.

lol

# ? Mar 11, 2021 12:50

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

lol

Charles: What about me? The trouble is I need you several times a week.

Camilla: Mmmm, so do I. I need you all the week. All the time.

Charles: Oh. God. I'll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be
much easier!

Camilla: (laughing) "what are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers?

Both laugh

Camilla: Oh, You're your'e going to come back as a pair of knickers.

Charles: Or, God forbid a Tampax. Just my luck! (Laughs)

Camilla: You are a complete idiot (Laughs) Oh, what a wonderful idea.

Charles: My luck to be chucked down the lavatory and go on and on forever
swirling round on the top, never going down.

Camilla: (Laughing) Oh, Darling!

Charles: Until the next one comes through.

Camilla: Oh, perhaps you could come back as a box.

Charles: What sort of box?

Camilla: A box of Tampax, so you could just keep going.

Charles: That's true.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 13:10

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

ben shapino posted:

making a mental note of everyone who said this doesn't look good and writing them off as an idiot, thank you

You have to understand, there is no high-fructose corn syrup anywhere in that image, so it is offensive to the American palate & psyche.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 13:11

Songbearer: Jul 12, 2007; Fuck you say?

The Maj's vag

Phwooooar

# ? Mar 11, 2021 14:02

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Prince Phillip has died.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 14:11

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

RIP

# ? Mar 11, 2021 14:17

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Prince Phillip has died.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

# ? Mar 11, 2021 14:23

Waterbed Wendy: Jan 29, 2009

Dammit you made me look

# ? Mar 11, 2021 14:33

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

gibbo...

# ? Mar 11, 2021 14:38

Excelzior: Jun 24, 2013

why is he Prince Philip and not King-Consort Philip anyways

besides sexism

# ? Mar 11, 2021 14:38

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

BBC sent me a notification that Wills has said the royals aren't racist, despite what the black woman says

# ? Mar 11, 2021 14:52

QuoProQuid: Jan 12, 2012; Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

Batterypowered7 posted:

The monarchy is still a thing in Spain, right?

the spanish monarchy is v funny because the former king, juan carlos, actually did something to help spain in that he personally intervened to thwart a fascist coup orchestrated by the military and helped transition the country into a democracy after decades of rule by franco

and then he spent the next 40 years being insanely corrupt and horrible, accepting bribes from gulf state officials and going on lavish expeditions where he hunted elephants. he's now in hiding in abu dhabi trying to avoid getting charged with tax fraud.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 14:55

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

Excelzior posted:

why is he Prince Philip and not King-Consort Philip anyways

besides sexism

He didn't want the initials KP as it would have meant a long legal battle with some sauce

# ? Mar 11, 2021 14:56

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Prince Philip only eats fruits that have been dusted in sugar and he does so daintily.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 15:01

Waterbed Wendy: Jan 29, 2009

Ratjaculation posted:

He didn't want the initials KP as it would have meant a long legal battle with some sauce

Karl pilkington?

# ? Mar 11, 2021 15:11

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Ratjaculation posted:

BBC sent me a notification that Wills has said the royals aren't racist, despite what the black woman says

it only took them four days to say this!

# ? Mar 11, 2021 15:14

Torquemada: Oct 21, 2010; Drei GlÃ¤ser

low key sex master posted:

it only took them four days to say this!

They had to phone them all up to ask, remember.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 16:08

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Ratjaculation posted:

BBC sent me a notification that Wills has said the royals aren't racist, despite what the black woman says

bBc ShOulD bE iMpArTiAl

# ? Mar 11, 2021 16:40

Do it ironically: Jul 13, 2010; by Pragmatica

Isn�t Philip on record as saying racist poo poo many times? Bold move for William to say the royals aren�t racist let�s see how the gambit plays out

# ? Mar 11, 2021 17:26

Waterbed Wendy: Jan 29, 2009

Do it ironically posted:

Isn’t Philip on record as saying racist poo poo many times? Bold move for William to say the royals aren’t racist let’s see how the gambit plays out

A lot of dunces out there think that the only way you can be racist is by saying slurs or putting up a sign that says whites only, and a simple denial of racism is all they need to believe it.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 18:00

Inept: Jul 8, 2003

quote:

During a Royal visit to China in 1986 he described Peking as "ghastly" and told British students: "If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed."

In 1999, the Duke of Edinburgh made a racist comment on Indian workers. While on a visit to an electronics factory in Scotland, he had seen a messy fuse box and said it looked "as though it was put in by an Indian."

In 1999, Prince Philip had reportedly asked black politician, Lord Taylor of Warwick: "And what exotic part of the world do you come from?"

In 2010, during a prize-giving ceremony for the Duke of Edinburgh Awards, a girl told him that she had been to Romania to help in an orphanage. He replied: "Oh yes, there's a lot of orphanges in Romania - they must breed them".

To an Aborigine in Australia: �Do you still throw spears at each other?�

# ? Mar 11, 2021 18:04

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Inept posted:

listen here jack, "Wills" said the family isn't racist. Case closed.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 18:08

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

DGC773 posted:

bBc ShOulD bE iMpArTiAl

BBC should be loving axed mate

# ? Mar 11, 2021 18:10

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

Inept posted:

The crystal I wear around my neck contains an essence that gets recharged when I am racist. It gives me confidence at work, home, social situations, etc. It has allowed me to live to long past my expiration date. Nobody knows about my racism crystal but me and my wife. I have seen it glow white whilst meeting some Indians that's how I know this is real.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 18:14