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Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Willa Rogers posted:

can't wait to see how biden cocks this part up in delivery tonight:

https://twitter.com/weijia/status/1370155708239511558

it begins at 8 pm eastern, right after sundown in some parts of the country.

excuse me

it appears you might have jokingly referred to Joe Biden's mental condition in a negative way. Are you a brain doctor specializing in cognitive neuroscience? Where is your degree?

Also before you can make jokes I need to see some sort of certificate or diploma from an accredited comedy college. A letter of reference from a real comedian might suffice.

Consider this a warning. Ramp.

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1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos

Woof Blitzer posted:

It's kind of hilarious that the only way to get multi-family housing into Silicon Valley is to build a concentration camp.

gandlethorpe
Aug 16, 2008

:gowron::m10:

Fake news. This is the real one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqdnfjNBBB8

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


image text goes here

Ytlaya posted:

I'm a little confused why they don't just some sort of pre-arranged conference where all the questions are known and scheduled beforehand (which I think is what they already do with Psaki's briefings).

I guess that maybe even that doesn't have the level of control they want, since some reporter could change their mind and not ask the pre-arranged question.

i don't understand why they're putting puddin' head in front of a camera at all. his presence does nothing for them and can only hurt them.

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Willa Rogers posted:

can't wait to see how biden cocks this part up in delivery tonight:

https://twitter.com/weijia/status/1370155708239511558

it begins at 8 pm eastern, right after sundown in some parts of the country.

Is this poo poo real? I mean, hate crimes are part of the background radiation of America, so of course there are anti-Asian hate crimes if you look hard enough. But the media's sudden obsession with the topic smells like bullshit.

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005

Nothus posted:

Is this poo poo real? I mean, hate crimes are part of the background radiation of America, so of course there are anti-Asian hate crimes if you look hard enough. But the media's sudden obsession with the topic smells like bullshit.

What the hell is this post

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

I'd swear he messed up his sixth word; I heard "too light" instead of "tonight"

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

big dewey defeats truman energy

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Nothus posted:

Is this poo poo real? I mean, hate crimes are part of the background radiation of America, so of course there are anti-Asian hate crimes if you look hard enough. But the media's sudden obsession with the topic smells like bullshit.

there’s been a wave of attacks in the Bay Area. thieves have been hitting Oakland’s Chinatown hard and some loon attacked like four people in Mountain View

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
remember when he said prebident turp

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

sexpig by night posted:

remember when he said prebident turp

HE. HAS. A. STUTTER! YOU HEARTLESS ABLEIST BASTARD

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

did he heal the nation tonight

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

Lib and let die posted:

HE. HAS. A. STUTTER! YOU HEARTLESS ABLEIST BASTARD

What's going to be the line about this a year from now when he gets 25thed?

Pretend they never said it? Double down?

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Blockade posted:

What's going to be the line about this a year from now when he gets 25thed?

Pretend they never said it? Double down?

Obviously they'll have manufactured all the evidence they need of Biden's cabinet being Russian sleeper agents.

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

he's telling us to be grateful to pharma & say thank you & kiss them on the lips.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Nothus posted:

Is this poo poo real? I mean, hate crimes are part of the background radiation of America, so of course there are anti-Asian hate crimes if you look hard enough. But the media's sudden obsession with the topic smells like bullshit.

are you for real? there's been an increase in anti-Asian hate crimes since 2020 because of all the generic Sinophobia and the COVID-specific Sinophobia that's being slung around

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Willa Rogers posted:

he's telling us to be grateful to pharma & say thank you & kiss them on the lips.

Didn't a bunch of universities do a bunch of the research that went into the vaccine?

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


10% fully vaccinated!

80% to go!

Raiad
Feb 1, 2005

Without the law, there wouldn't be lawyers.


Blockade posted:

What's going to be the line about this a year from now when he gets 25thed?

Pretend they never said it? Double down?

just make stuttering the reason for the 25thing

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Willa Rogers posted:

he's telling us to be grateful to pharma & say thank you & kiss them on the lips.

do I have to kiss both Johnsons or can I just kiss one

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Lib and let die posted:

Didn't a bunch of universities do a bunch of the research that went into the vaccine?

NO IT WAS OUR BRAVE PHARMA COMPANIES

En Garde Motherfuckers
Apr 29, 2009

Hey. Is it just me, or do my balls itch?

sexpig by night posted:

do I have to kiss both Johnsons or can I just kiss one

buddy they're gonna make you kiss all the Johnsons

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

En Garde Motherfuckers posted:

buddy they're gonna make you kiss all the Johnsons

:shobon:

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Woof Blitzer posted:

It's kind of hilarious that the only way to get multi-family housing into Silicon Valley is to build a concentration camp.

Lol, you're right

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Joe Biden should obviously be involuntarily committed to a care facility since he no longer understands the situation but In light of this speech I will admit that he is also a murderous rapist

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

omg he's threatening further lockdowns unless everyone "sticks with the rules"

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Willa Rogers posted:

omg he's threatening further lockdowns unless everyone "sticks with the rules"

aw yea there's the dumbass I was hoping for

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

AMERICA'S BACK, BAYBEE! A-WOOOOO!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
*watches an old man ramble for 30 minutes with no real goal or answers, taking no questions*

AMERICA'S BACK BABY, AROOO!

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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Willa Rogers posted:

AMERICA'S BACK, BAYBEE! A-WOOOOO!

why do you keep making yourself watch that poo poo?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Vim Fuego posted:

big dewey defeats truman energy

CSPAM: Quote TBD

Brain Candy
May 18, 2006

Willa Rogers posted:

omg he's threatening further lockdowns unless everyone "sticks with the rules"

lmao, of course, of course it will be the general public's fault for not properly handling the pandemic

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Willa Rogers posted:

omg he's threatening further lockdowns unless everyone "sticks with the rules"

lol neither of these things will happen

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


did he say where my $2000 is

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

Stringent posted:

why do you keep making yourself watch that poo poo?

I can do my part as a good american by listening to Pres. Puddin'head sunset for a few minutes every few months, for a treat. :patriot:

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

did he say where my $2000 is

check's in the mail baby, well, A check...

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

sexpig by night posted:

*watches an old man ramble for 30 minutes with no real goal or answers, taking no questions*

AMERICA'S BACK BABY, AROOO!

President Biden addresses the nation, circa 2021

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

did he say where my $2000 is

blew up over syria

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

Willa Rogers posted:

I can do my part as a good american by listening to Pres. Puddin'head sunset for a few minutes every few months, for a treat. :patriot:

the media wrap is a bridge too far, tho.

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Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Nichael posted:

blew up over syria

🎵Bombs over bailouts

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