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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




OwlFancier posted:

There is a helpful list of things that people in 1988 in the UK were terrified of enough to make a law about it specifically:

The police were expecting a lot of fights with a Strong Female Protagonist from a 90s action movie it seems

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Memento posted:



also lol @ TMHT, surely banning the word Ninja will make Knifecrime Island safer.

It's actually PotatoPeelerCrime Island, thank you very much.
https://www.google.com/search?q=man+stabbed+with+potato+peeler+UK

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



If you ban all weapons you just get martial arts :tinfoil:

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Nunchucks were originally rice threshing tools that were only adapted for combat when the authorities in feudal Japan banned peasants from owning weapons, so we've just come full circle

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
You'll never believe what bicycle wheels were used for before they became deadly weapons.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
bows and spears were actually used for hunting back in the day

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Data Graham posted:

If you ban all weapons you just get headbutts :tinfoil:

Fixed. Ban heads, imo.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

zedprime posted:

You'll never believe what bicycle wheels were used for before they became deadly weapons.

Putting cards in the spokes to make your Huffy sound like a motorcycle?

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Grendels Dad posted:

Fixed. Ban heads, imo.

The French may have been onto something… :thermidor:

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

flavor.flv posted:

Nunchucks were originally rice threshing tools that were only adapted for combat when the authorities in feudal Japan banned peasants from owning weapons, so we've just come full circle

Even that was just romanticizing it being mostly a training or ceremonial weapon used by idle rich people into martial arts, like most weirdo weapons out there like Chinese bladed ducks or whatever. It's less to fight with, more people way ahead of their time on doing dumb TikTok stunts.

The general category includes almost anything with a chain involved. Agricultural flails were used in peasant uprisings sometimes, but weren't that good at it and most historical examples west and east were the long-hafted type easier to keep your fingers out of the way of. The fantasy RPG ball and chain type maybe never existed outside of Victorian recreations.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

I'm imagining some genius in the middle ages cutting a sword in half and then joined the sections by a chain to "improve" the weapon. Lol

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Android Apocalypse posted:

The French may have been onto something… :thermidor:

No, that just cuts off the body, leaving the head intact.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Cocaine Bear posted:

I'm imagining some genius in the middle ages cutting a sword in half and then joined the sections by a chain to "improve" the weapon. Lol



http://www.nuklearpower.com/2001/08/15/episode-068-it-sounds-like-a-good-idea-to-me/

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Captain Splendid posted:

No, that just cuts off the body, leaving the head intact.

Maybe we need a multi blade guillotine that works like an egg slicer

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Snowy posted:

Maybe we need a multi blade guillotine that works like an egg slicer

Only if it does it in rapid succession so you get a really satisfying series of thunk sounds

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Android Apocalypse posted:

The French may have been onto something… :thermidor:

Killer robot posted:


The general category includes almost anything with a chain involved. Agricultural flails were used in peasant uprisings sometimes, but weren't that good at it and most historical examples west and east were the long-hafted type easier to keep your fingers out of the way of. The fantasy RPG ball and chain type maybe never existed outside of Victorian recreations.

Amateurs use a guillotine. Attach a chain to a small version of one so you can throw it onto people's heads and decapitate as many as you want from afar. I call it the Pro-Tine, for long chain polymur(der).


Kidding of course. I did not invent the Flying Guillotine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lERgO79rb9E

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
Jousting chat is making me post this:

https://twitter.com/archaeologymag/status/1370056932048826368?s=19

Also: :colbert:

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

I love this

"Dost thou mind? It passeth cold out here, and a chill is in my bones :skeltal:"

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.


Adult shoes, never worn.

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.






Wtf? Anime was a mistake.

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
I hope that a few hundred years after I die some strangers will dig up my bones and I'll become a funny picture on the internet too

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://i.imgur.com/yUsOWdR.mp4

morallyobjected
Nov 3, 2012

"We're going to walk the ring to Mordor"
"Surely you can't be serious"
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley"

Melaneus
Aug 24, 2007

Here to make your dreams and nightmares come true.

morallyobjected posted:

"We're going to walk the ring to Mordor"
"Surely you can't be serious"
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley"

Smaug: "Who are you? And how did you get in here without me noticing?"
Bilbo: "I'm a burglar, and, I'm a burglar"

BooDooBoo
Jul 14, 2005

That makes no sense to me at all.


https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/gangtags/severancemdr.gif

The Bloop posted:

Master Splinter taught them herojitsu
Makes sense

Treat yourself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fujd94i3EYs

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Need to fight some rear end in a top hat in a suit of armor?

Why not a Flanged Mace?

It's always appropriate.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
I was gonna say Michaelangelo's nunchucks were conspicuously absent from the close-up of all of their weapons but then at the very end they're front and center when the Technodrome pops up. That little oversight could have erupted the entire island into violence, very irresponsible

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

flavor.flv posted:

The police were expecting a lot of fights with a Strong Female Protagonist from a 90s action movie it seems

It's especially funny to me given that the IRA blew up a chunk of the government four years earlier lol.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.


https://copykat.com/kitty-litter-cake/

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



I'm trying to understand the difference between a program that grows with log(n) vs. n*log(n), and google got my back:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

BrianBoitano posted:

I'm trying to understand the difference between a program that grows with log(n) vs. n*log(n), and google got my back:



Google sometimes just goes "hmm, yes, I know the answer to this" and then faaaaaaaaarts as hard as it can

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
what

Azathoth Prime
Feb 20, 2004

Free 2nd day shipping on all eldritch horrors.



It’s like those two goons who used a hidden forum as their personal chat room, but it’s a bunch of furries and an online bookstore.

Greatbacon
Apr 9, 2012

by Pragmatica

I think it is an outcome of some kids not having computers of their own or like really restrictve parents. A Nook basically gives them access to a relatively unstructured/monotored space in the form of book reviews.

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Azathoth Prime posted:

It’s like those two goons who used a hidden forum as their personal chat room...

what

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Fun fact: the entire SA forums are operating as a door game on an SBBS somewhere in Indiana (Brazil). There's a 1/4 000 000 chance (thanks, Radium!) that when you try to log on, you'll get Tradewars 2002 instead of the forums. You can still send node messages to users in the system proper if you know the right URL.

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


pentyne posted:

- two posters digging through forum IDs found an abandoned forum no one accessed/used but could still be posted in
- they proceeded to romance each other in the forum
- one of the was a minor
- one of the last things posted was "i think they're on to us"
- someone scrolling randomly looking for old active forum IDs found it and blew it the gently caress up, everyone was grossed out by what they say

I'm assuming the permabanned one is the "adult" of the pair.

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