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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/NaO12RI.gifv

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

What's the biggest crab you think you could take in a fight?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Who What Now posted:

What's the biggest crab you think you could take in a fight?

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Slightly disappointed there’s no dramatic dying sounds to accompany the crunch and slop. I’m thinking bad guy from an 80s film.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

The crunch and slop are also probably studio-added sound effects. Most nature video is captured without sound, and then bullshit sound is added later.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Leperflesh posted:

The crunch and slop are also probably studio-added sound effects. Most nature video is captured without sound, and then bullshit sound is added later.

Yeah I was either going to be impressed about their sound capture (mic with the funnel and the whole bit?) or figure if they added it, why stop there? Full-on bad-guy-getting-killed-and-falling-off-a-balcony style.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Yeah I was either going to be impressed about their sound capture (mic with the funnel and the whole bit?) or figure if they added it, why stop there? Full-on bad-guy-getting-killed-and-falling-off-a-balcony style.

The vast majority of nature film is one guy out in nature with a zoom lens and no ability to capture sound. There's exceptions but they're really rare. I saw a short documentary ages ago about the studio sound FX people doing nature documentaries and it was hilarious, they were like crunching bags of dry leaves to make the sounds of a lion stepping through the grass or whatever, and once I saw that I could never not notice how fake all the nature sounds are in nature films. Like in real life animals generally don't go "crunch crunch crunch" everywhere they step, but as viewers we're conditioned to expect it so if they left it out it'd seem weird.

Usually they do add real recordings of vocalizations for animals that vocalize, but again it's usually not from that specific clip, it's just someone scrolling through their /sfx/animals/africa/lions folder and choosing $cub_noises_17 or whatever.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Birders always catch on because they have broken brains and can tell the difference between all the bird calls. I know the most famous Hollywood example is using the red-tailed hawk scream for every single eagle or bird of prey.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
To be fair that is an extremely distinctive scream

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Oct 15, 2012

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Biscuit Hider
It's the Wilhelm scream of birds.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Jesus CHRIST

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Ror posted:

Birders always catch on because they have broken brains and can tell the difference between all the bird calls. I know the most famous Hollywood example is using the red-tailed hawk scream for every single eagle or bird of prey.

I really like the idea of birders watching shows and being like



THAT'S NOT A SWALLOWTAIL CALL THAT'S A BACKYARD BOOBY WHAT ARE THEY THINKING

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟



when I see a creb on TV

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Yeah bald eagles sound like the trash birds they actually are. I mean would be if they were real.

Which they ain’t.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Right. Birds aren't real. They are government drones used to track us all :tinfoil:

Crabs though? Crabs are true friends of the crustaceantariat :ussr:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

low key sex master posted:

I really like the idea of birders watching shows and being like



THAT'S NOT A SWALLOWTAIL CALL THAT'S A BACKYARD BOOBY WHAT ARE THEY THINKING

I know several birders and yeah pretty much.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

https://twitter.com/neighbours_wifi/status/1369749126167093249

give us the cum

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
This fuckin Crab Matrix, one of these days Crab Neo (tm) is gonna gently caress our poo poo up.

Also that’s blood.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

it's cum

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface
Please get yourself checked.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

This...this beautiful mechanism. The sleek design. Craftsmanship befitting a god. My heart is... full and yet light.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985



:yeeclaw:

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

You keep your fantasies out of this

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

You keep your fantasies out of this

wait is this not usual

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


SubNat posted:

Thanks! :3:
Something like this?

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


low key sex master posted:

I really like the idea of birders watching shows and being like



THAT'S NOT A SWALLOWTAIL CALL THAT'S A BACKYARD BOOBY WHAT ARE THEY THINKING

I feel personally attacked.

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea


Yo

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


What a cool avatar :yeeclaw:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:crabcourse:

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
Creb eyes

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A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

crilf

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Hi

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

crisp

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Crab roe I'd suck perchance?

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/JaviPaleobio/status/1370426327526952974

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

I see the faces of the brothers who have fallen before

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naem
May 29, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/WP6uN6z.mp4

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