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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I forgot to put the laundry into the dryer yesterday

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

twoday posted:

I forgot to put the laundry into the dryer yesterday

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

:rip:

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

https://twitter.com/poldiscoursebot/status/1369367319336615939?s=19

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

MikeCrotch posted:

I don't get it, am I old now

Is this what...death is like

I took a picture of myself with my son this morning at the beach and looked at it and was like "whoa who the gently caress is that?!"

I look haggard as gently caress. it rules.

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Finally having my sleep study in like 10 days :hellyeah:

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Well poo poo

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1370001323928805377?s=19

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Lib and let die posted:

Finally having my sleep study in like 10 days :hellyeah:

Wait like you have to stay awake for ten more days or

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Inspector Hound posted:

Wait like you have to stay awake for ten more days or

I mean I get a solid 2 hours of sleep a night so I may as well

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

gently caress everything

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

drinkin loving vermouth

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

I took a picture of myself with my son this morning at the beach and looked at it and was like "whoa who the gently caress is that?!"

I look haggard as gently caress. it rules.

Gettin old owns - cant fight it, may as well own it

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
I'm getting a neat salt and pepper beard, I like it

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

MikeCrotch posted:

I'm getting a neat salt and pepper beard, I like it

hell yeah. I wish i could grow a full beard

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Buddykins posted:

hell yeah. I wish i could grow a full beard

One day you'll hit puberty

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Buddykins posted:

drinkin loving vermouth

Oh don't do that gah

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

When I realized that vermouth had a low enough alcohol content to freeze, I poured some in an ice cube tray and made vermouth cubes for cocktails, enormous mistake, do not do this

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

what kind of vermouth were you using. some vermouths you can drink others you can just use as a mix

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

drat now i want a manhattan but i dont have any vermouth

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




ArmZ posted:

drat now i want a manhattan but i dont have any vermouth

oh you want a manhattan?? why dont you just STEAL IT FROM THE LENAPE, IMPERIALIST????

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor

Inspector Hound posted:

When I realized that vermouth had a low enough alcohol content to freeze, I poured some in an ice cube tray and made vermouth cubes for cocktails, enormous mistake, do not do this

what happened

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Squizzle posted:

oh you want a manhattan?? why dont you just STEAL IT FROM THE LENAPE, IMPERIALIST????

if they make a good sweet vermouth i'm happy to pay for it

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

ArmZ posted:

if they make a good sweet vermouth i'm happy to pay for it

with glass beads??? foh

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Marzzle posted:

what happened

Just tasted p bad, didn't make the drink we were trying to do

E it did freeze, it was just gross, vermouth is gross

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
You need vermouth for Negronis and Boulevardiers, the best cocktails

If people don't know about cocktails and you start talking about Negronis sometimes they think you're doing a slur though

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

https://twitter.com/zachsilberberg/status/1370535172995747847?s=19

What drone should I buy, I don't have a million dollars but I want one with vr goggles

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Lol even this guy is doing it

https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1370560382742323201?s=19

e https://twitter.com/n64thstreetgifs/status/1370561560456822785?s=19

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Inspector Hound posted:

https://twitter.com/zachsilberberg/status/1370535172995747847?s=19

What drone should I buy, I don't have a million dollars but I want one with vr goggles

why would i want to kiss a dead person

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Squizzle posted:

why would i want to kiss a dead person

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Squizzle posted:

why would i want to kiss a dead person

Yeah I'm definitely going to be waiting for the proper phrasing to use this response

navyjack
Jul 15, 2006



Skidding into thread for bartender chat, ready to defend vermouth to the death...oh wait you made ice cubes? oh. oh no. less is more.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Squizzle posted:

why would i want to kiss a dead person

vampires are technically dead

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

navyjack posted:

Skidding into thread for bartender chat, ready to defend vermouth to the death...oh wait you made ice cubes? oh. oh no. less is more.

No shame in science

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Mayor Dave posted:

cyka blyat

thetan_guy42
Oct 15, 2016

murdera

Lipstick Apathy
if you dont drink vermouth 'grats on being some kind of 20 something that heard about martinis once

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Vermouth owns

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Relationships suck

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Buddykins posted:

Relationships suck

Depends on if the other person is alive or dead I've found

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Buddykins posted:

Vermouth owns


Buddykins posted:

Relationships suck

Hell yeah

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
I wish the Nukem game from robocop were real

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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I liked duke nukem

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