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Occultatio
Aug 4, 2005

a massive toolclown who cannot stop causing problems
https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/510859925044862976

https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/529381691773943809

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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Seen in the cute thread

https://twitter.com/news6wkmg/statu...ingawful.com%2F

https://bunnytryouts.cadburyusa.com/en-us/Detail/07f1a055-89e4-42bd-9e4c-938ca6d47bce?Gallery=Gallery

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/moody/status/1369768876565729280

https://twitter.com/nex3/status/1370223021059928066

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/girlmeat5557/status/1365044270730780674?s=21

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/similiadi/status/1369763600299081730?s=21

repiv
Aug 13, 2009


https://twitter.com/cooldisks101/status/1370058819766689802

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/KLLiiNNG/status/1370189181708861444?s=20

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/A_G_Hawkins/status/1370469730406920193

The perfect headline.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014


Is this just 'haha foreign words look like gibberish/a printing mistake' or is there something I'm missing

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
its usin maori words in response to little shits complainin about kiwis usin too much maori

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Killingyouguy! posted:

Is this just 'haha foreign words look like gibberish/a printing mistake' or is there something I'm missing

The article actually explains it, oddly enough.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

bob dobbs is dead posted:

its usin maori words in response to little shits complainin about kiwis usin too much maori

Ah I'd missed the part about the little shits. Very good

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

Killingyouguy! posted:

Is this just 'haha foreign words look like gibberish/a printing mistake' or is there something I'm missing

I don't understand Te Reo (te reo?), but my understanding from reading the body text that's displayed makes me think it's making fun of people complaining that the paper isn't exclusively in English. Like a headline that reads "Complaints about vulgarity in news instructed to gently caress off".

e:f,b

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/lizzaretsky/status/1370202698990157828?s=19

https://twitter.com/BRKeogh/status/1370248266474872832?s=19

https://twitter.com/FatherTim/status/1366382898136375297?s=19

https://twitter.com/WayPastTense/status/1366422185657720841?s=19

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Looooong looooong buuuuuug

https://twitter.com/5tevieM/status/1367868899681832965

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1370494046867648513?s=19

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/dril/status/1365784675612987394

https://twitter.com/5tevieM/status/1367800714072911873

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
https://twitter.com/rabihalameddine/status/1370416813129883648

https://twitter.com/Thinkwert/status/1370203073025560576

eonblue174
Sep 13, 2011

Still chipping away at the Anthem killer

Chop, chop, chop

https://www.amazon.com/Brother-HL-L2300D-Monochrome-Printer-Printing/dp/B00NQ1CLTI

If this resonates with you, I would strongly recommend a laser printer. I got a brother printer 8 years ago and I've only purchased toner once. It just works!

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



Buy a printer that uses the same toner as the one your work uses.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




and keep it at the office. and don't actually buy it

im saying just use your work printer if that wasnt clear

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Have it be tax unductible. Billable hours located. Paperjam boy accessible. Joined the choir workable. It is a hire-d printer-ot.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

greazeball posted:

It might be correct if he was complaining he couldn't open his peanuts with a box cutter, but the ban on liquids came after the underwear bomber.

and yet they still let you wear underwear on planes

Curious

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

I'm not allowed to wear underwear on planes. :colbert:

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Yoshi Wins posted:

I'm not allowed to wear underwear on planes. :colbert:

It’s still doxxing even if you do it to yourself Umar.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

flavor.flv posted:

and keep it at the office. and don't actually buy it

im saying just use your work printer if that wasnt clear

This worked perfectly for me until exactly one year ago today.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/stayfrea_/status/1370249377411788804?s=21

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
https://twitter.com/quiltedhoney/status/1355647178711003139
https://twitter.com/DannyVegito/status/1370258685231046656
https://twitter.com/AnimalsWorId/status/1359479084753948677

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

(thread)
https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1370560294217338884

Garrand has a new favorite as of 04:14 on Mar 13, 2021

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

That’s terror.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Heehee.

https://twitter.com/n64thstreetgifs/status/1370561560456822785?s=19

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1370581092835598343

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Out of all the web addresses that I haven't clicked on, mommymilky.com is definitely one.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

ultrafilter posted:

Out of all the web addresses that I haven't clicked on, mommymilky.com is definitely one.

It's totally SFW. It appears to be a mirror of the author page on The Federalist for the right-wing weenie Twitter man who accidentally tweeted "mommy milky" on his big-boy blue checkmark account, then immediately threatened to sue people for libel if they retweeted it.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Disappointed to not see a Quake III obituary one.

Player couldn't dodge Mommy Milky

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/GothamCryptid/status/1370531526857789442?s=19

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
https://twitter.com/Skrrt__Vonnegut/status/1370538049977810949?s=19

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

If I know anything, even being a sentient hunk of silicon or breathing pure ammonia ain't gonna dissuade some intrepid spaceperson from havin' a go.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Dareon posted:

If I know anything, even being a sentient hunk of silicon or breathing pure ammonia ain't gonna dissuade some intrepid spaceperson from havin' a go.

And people'd be like, "There he goes. Homeboy hosed a Martian once."

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/doIIydisorder/status/1370205683103186954

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