Emi Sakura Promotions Thread: There Is No God Here

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Who is the Ace of Choco Pro?
	Akki
	Mei-chan
	Sakura-san
	Anton
	Chris Brookes until literally anyone on this show beats him
	Yunamon

J-Ro: Jul 26, 2005; Child Of The Revolution

Holy poo poo, Main Event Chie vs Kaori Yoneyama is gonna rule.

# ? Mar 7, 2021 03:13

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 09:57

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

J-Ro posted:

Holy poo poo, Main Event Chie vs Kaori Yoneyama is gonna rule.

It's going to be WILD!

# ? Mar 7, 2021 03:14

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Hyped for Main Event Chie.

# ? Mar 7, 2021 03:14

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

HELLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO

(sorry I'm catching up on the front half now)

# ? Mar 7, 2021 03:22

Insertnamehere31: Jan 23, 2012; This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Chie might actually win MVP of season 6 at this rate. MVChie is real

# ? Mar 7, 2021 03:24

Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

MVChie was always real. Yoneyama is the best and I cannot wait to see what those two's energy levels do

# ? Mar 7, 2021 04:27

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

I'm keeping my eyes peeled for a good MVChie avatar. Suggestions welcome.

# ? Mar 7, 2021 05:24

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Penguin Patrol posted:

I'm keeping my eyes peeled for a good MVChie avatar. Suggestions welcome.

Chies face just before she chops lulu pencil or chie jumping non stop after it�s announced that she and Hagane are getting a title match against best bros.

# ? Mar 7, 2021 05:46

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Penguin Patrol posted:

I'm keeping my eyes peeled for a good MVChie avatar. Suggestions welcome.

Maybe something from the Deadlock podcast Chie Koshikawa collection:
https://shop.deadlockpw.com/products/chie-koishikawa-pin

Insertnamehere31 posted:

Chie might actually win MVP of season 6 at this rate. MVChie is real

Emi is obviously booking Chie to MVP, so it's Chie's to lose.

I'm all aboard though, even though it makes me a mark.

# ? Mar 7, 2021 05:51

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

TV Zombie posted:

Chies face just before she chops lulu pencil or chie jumping non stop after it�s announced that she and Hagane are getting a title match against best bros.

That title match announcement was exactly what I was thinking about, but it was cut from the vod!!! Which episode was the Lulu Pencil one in?

fez_machine posted:

Maybe something from the Deadlock podcast Chie Koshikawa collection:
https://shop.deadlockpw.com/products/chie-koishikawa-pin

It's cute but now I just want a physical one :[

# ? Mar 7, 2021 05:59

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Penguin Patrol posted:

That title match announcement was exactly what I was thinking about, but it was cut from the vod!!! Which episode was the Lulu Pencil one in?

It's cute but now I just want a physical one :[

The VOD was cut because of Youtube but they posted the ending of 90 with the Janken and the announcement for matches of the next Chocopro.

8:30 for Chie jumping and Hagane trying to calm her down. It's chocopro 90 if the video does not work. You should watch up to 9:23.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W4CyrxCfd0

The lulupencil one is also from 90
https://twitter.com/Rahi2Cents/status/1361355107980500995?s=20
It's starts around 18:10.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HJGrglErjI

# ? Mar 7, 2021 06:18

Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

Any screenshot of Chie flopping post-Janken loss would work

# ? Mar 7, 2021 06:37

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

In retrospect, it turns out there are too many good Chie moments to choose from. Also I'm terrible at optimizing these things. Here's my current frontrunner if I can get it down to size...

and this one came out fun and bouncy... still too big though

# ? Mar 7, 2021 07:31

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

If it were possible to get the whole square to shake with Chie jumping, that would be strong av material

# ? Mar 7, 2021 08:18

Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

Imagine how mad Emi must be that someone beat her to "Giant Donut Ladder Match"

# ? Mar 8, 2021 06:03

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

GATOH MOVE #94: #MVCHIE'S FIRST MAIN EVENT
Today Live On Youtube
Time: 10am (JST)/5pm (PST) /8pm (EST)/1am (GMT)

Match Card:
Sayaka Obihiro vs Baliyan Akki
Emi Sakura and Yuna Mizumori vs Mei Suruga＆Antonio Honda

Main Event:
Chie Koishikawa vs Kaori Yoneyama

# ? Mar 8, 2021 22:53

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Ready for some Main Event Chie

# ? Mar 9, 2021 01:35

karmicknight: Aug 21, 2011

I might be very tired and did a thing: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3961509

# ? Mar 9, 2021 01:38

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

"Too much energy" Chie is an understatement

Imagine what it must have been like when she was like 3 years old. Parents probably aged in dog years

# ? Mar 9, 2021 07:13

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

CHOCOPRO #95: MVPENCIL VS MVCHIE MEGA MVP MAIN EVENT
Today live on Youtube
Time: 10am (JST)/5pm (PST)/8pm (EST)/1am (GMT)

Dogglesnake Matchcard

quote:

Brave Kunoichi Sayuri battles the bearer of the Ancient Fox Spirit!

Sayuri VS Antonio Honda

A mystical bout! Sayuri, the Kunoichi of ChocoPro, has many Ninja Tactics at her command. She is able to vanish before your very eyes, run across the wall, and even has access to an amazingly powerful BODYSLAM! But it will take a most powerful jutsu in order to stop the antics of Antonio Honda! Anton seems to break down the rules of reality (and ChocoPro) at will, leading to some of the most comedic (and memorable) moments in the promotion's history. His singles record is nothing to sneeze at, either! An incredible wrestler in more ways than one, Anton overcomes his foes with trickery and raw power (also sometimes via the help of his fox spirit, Gon). A win against him would surely be a boon to Sayuri, a big victory would help further stand out among her monstrous comrades in the Fourth Generation. She will win! Believe it! (The Fox Spirit is contained in the one that isn't a ninja, this time!)

Best against Vets!

Best Bros (Mei Suruga & Baliyan Akki) VS Emi Sakura & Sayaka Obihiro

The Best Bros are on a rampage! With pin & submission specialist Mei Suruga's popularity growing overseas among AEW fans due to her participation in the Eliminator Tournament, the Big Apple has been working to improve even further. This fits with the usual Best Bros style, since the theme behind the team is that they are rivals that push one another! Akki, said rival, has been starting to make a name for himself in many promotions across Japan. He recently battled DDT's Ace Konosuke Takeshita and also has returned to action in AJPW! The Ace of ChocoPro is an all-arounder that defies gravity to the point you'll think he is the Wind Itself! They'll be taking on the Veteran team of Emi Sakura, the Master of ChocoPro & Gatoh Move (who recently got further than Mei in the Eliminator and also had a sensational entrance at the Stardom Budokan!) and Sayaka Obihiro, the Blue Flame of ChocoPro (and Pillar of Gatoh Move) that is a flashy delight to watch. These two have a synergy that is uncanny, with combinations of heavy strikes and complex pins that can overwhelm even the most coordinated team. Can the champs avoid this fate?

Echo of the Pink Cap War!

Pencil Army (Lulupencil & Minopencil (Minoru Fujita)) VS ChieDK (Chie & Chris Brookes)

Pencil Army: Deathmatch version! Minoru Fujita (Minopencil) has returned to support his faction's leader in a battle against her eternal rival. This wrestling legend not only is one of the inspirations of the Motor City Machine Guns, but also a former BJW Deathmatch Heavyweight Champion! An absolute menace in Ichigaya, he's known for his brutal fighting style, seemingly endless endurance, and angelic singing voice. Lulupencil is just as legendary, however! The Leader of the Pencil Army might not have a lot of marks in the win column, but that hasn't stopped her rampant popularity. There is something about her passion for wrestling despite her lack of strength & speed that wins over the masses...but it is important to note: when she teams with Minopencil, she tends to dip into her Deathmatch tendencies more than usual! Do your best, Lulu!

Chie has been having a pretty strong season so far. The Frantic Fencer just had her first solo main event against Stardom's Kaori Yoneyama, and her team with Hagane Shinno is one of the most popular in the promotion! (Formerly named EGG TART, which isn't a cool enough name apparently...I'm not bitter!) This time though, the cheery speed demon will be paired alongside her drinking buddy: the villainous Chris Brookes! The octopus themed very tall boy hasn't appeared in ChocoPro since his loss against the Best Bros. But this match features a different notable feud he is involved in: his war with Lulu! Having once gambled her famous Pink Cap away to have a Main Event against him, Chris previously flaunted his control over it for quite some time! After failing to corrupt her, this cruel submission master was fortunately unable to break Lulu's will, forcing Emi Pencil to quit on behalf of her team...leading to him returning the hat out of respect. Or was there more to this gesture? Let's find out, in battle!

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Power Windows: Dec 29, 2004; Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

It's not Egg Tart anymore?

# ? Mar 12, 2021 23:16

Pylons: Mar 16, 2009

Power Windows posted:

It's not Egg Tart anymore?

Isn't Egg Tart Chie and Hagane?

# ? Mar 12, 2021 23:17

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Pylons posted:

Isn't Egg Tart Chie and Hagane?

Yes. Same energy, different name.

Excited for heel Chie.

Edit: I get what was being asked now, yeah I thought this was announced as an Egg Tart match. Maybe Hagane couldn't make it.

# ? Mar 12, 2021 23:27

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Knowing that Fujita was an inspiration of Motor City Machine Guns is surprising. How?

# ? Mar 12, 2021 23:35

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

The show starts in an hour!

# ? Mar 13, 2021 01:01

Power Windows: Dec 29, 2004; Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

TV Zombie posted:

Knowing that Fujita was an inspiration of Motor City Machine Guns is surprising. How?

Being cool

# ? Mar 13, 2021 01:26

Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

fez_machine posted:

Yes. Same energy, different name.

Excited for heel Chie.

Edit: I get what was being asked now, yeah I thought this was announced as an Egg Tart match. Maybe Hagane couldn't make it.

The Egg Tart match is vs Emi/Yoneyama

# ? Mar 13, 2021 01:33

karmicknight: Aug 21, 2011

Neodoomium posted:

The Egg Tart match is vs Emi/Yoneyama

And that is on of the days of ChocoPro 100, right?

# ? Mar 13, 2021 01:43

Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

I believe so, yeah, but Emi and announcing bookings is a crapshoot

# ? Mar 13, 2021 01:46

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

We get 3 ChocoPros this weekend??? Emi knew I needed cheering up :unsmith:

# ? Mar 13, 2021 01:55

karmicknight: Aug 21, 2011

I am excited for Chris Brookes to team with someone even more loud and anime protagonist than Mei Suruga.

# ? Mar 13, 2021 01:58

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Let's go!

# ? Mar 13, 2021 02:03

karmicknight: Aug 21, 2011

Stream is LIVE

# ? Mar 13, 2021 02:03

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

love to imagine that orange fan is just Chie lurking behind the glass ready to burst out at any moment

# ? Mar 13, 2021 02:05

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

lol fujita

# ? Mar 13, 2021 02:06

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

hey wait

one of those wrestlers is a bird

# ? Mar 13, 2021 02:06

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

rin rin has become really tall

# ? Mar 13, 2021 02:07

karmicknight: Aug 21, 2011

Chris Brookes energy only outdone by BirdPencil.

also MASA TAKANASHI (fresh from surgery)

# ? Mar 13, 2021 02:09

karmicknight: Aug 21, 2011

Antonio Honda knows the score.

AKKI, what a loving pro.

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 09:57

The Taxman: Jan 2, 2007; greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!

Rock entrance popped me hard

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