the empire runs on duncan

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NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
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shit wizard dad

FTP

# ? Mar 14, 2021 23:38

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# ? May 28, 2024 15:57

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lol slightly related, but the @javdottxt bot that tweets out the descriptive texts for Japanese Porno DVDs has exposed that in the past some western person persuaded the producers of the films that 'creampie' was the absolute be-all & end-all of english language porn, and thus:

https://twitter.com/search?q=creampie%20(from%3AJAVDOTTXT)&src=typed_query&f=live

/pounds fist on table CREAMPIE SELLS DAMMIT

https://twitter.com/JAVdottxt/status/1371224189613531138

# ? Mar 14, 2021 23:40

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

SmokaDustbowl posted:

https://twitter.com/JAVdottxt/status/1371224189613531138

https://twitter.com/up_oiled/status/1072072594101284870

# ? Mar 14, 2021 23:42

duz: Jul 11, 2005; Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost

Sagebrush posted:

i would find it extremely funny if one pervert's monopoly on internet porn ended up shaping the sexual fixations of a generation

i mean, *gestures to playboy and hugh heffner's fetishes*

# ? Mar 14, 2021 23:42

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/nonstoppop/status/1371106949903888388

quote:

But here's my Steven Seagal story. The director, Andrzej Bartkowiak, a very nice guy, he likes to shoot with six cameras at once. He's a great action director. He was a great cinematographer before that. But Steven Seagal doesn't like to rehearse. So we're on a houseboat, and there's a door on one end, and there's a door on the other end, because sometimes the houseboat is coming in from this direction, sometimes it's coming from that direction, but however you pull up from the dock, you want to be able to get off, so there's a door on each side.

Anyway, Steven Seagal's sitting here, me and Anthony Anderson are sitting there, and the director comes in and says, "Please walk through this scene one time." And Steven Seagal proceeds to argue with him for 45 minutes about how he doesn't rehearse. The director finally gives up, and he says, "Roll cameras!" And Steven Seagal gets up from his chair, and he says... (Doing a Seagal impression.) "I'm gonna go down and kill your whole loving family!" And then takes a step this way, toward this door. Now here's the thing: he has argued so long, he has forgotten that the other door leads to the dock, and this door leads to the ocean!

As I see Steven step towards that door, I look at Anthony Anderson, and I'm, like, "Should I tell him?" And he's, like, "No!" (Laughs.) And he takes one more step, opens the door...and disappears into the ocean. And I swear, the black sharpie ink... You could see it coming to the surface! I started trying to fish him out, but he's wet, so he's super heavy, and he's got this muumuu on, and I can't lift him out, so Anthony Anderson has to help me.

So that's my Steven Seagal story. And it reminds me not to be an rear end in a top hat, because instead of taking 20 seconds to block this scene, he argued for 45 minutes, he went out the wrong door, and he ended up in the ocean. So, yeah, he's very sensitive, Steven Seagal... (Laughs.)

# ? Mar 14, 2021 23:56

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

that is the best steven seagal story, apart from the one where gene lebell made him pass out and poo poo himself after he claimed he was immune to being choked

# ? Mar 15, 2021 00:13

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

infernal machines posted:

it's prestige

game of thrones has ruined television

tbf the comic predates the got show i think

# ? Mar 15, 2021 00:25

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

the mychemicalromanceman that did the comic, and i think directs some episodes maybe i don't remember, is just like that

# ? Mar 15, 2021 00:29

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

NoneMoreNegative posted:

FTP

it�s so good

# ? Mar 15, 2021 00:30

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

confused as to why, if there were 43 or whatever of these kids, and hargreeves adopted 7 of them, what happened to the rest? does it turn out they�re all in the commission or do they just not come up at all or what

# ? Mar 15, 2021 00:31

mediaphage: Mar 22, 2007; Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

jesus WEP posted:

confused as to why, if there were 43 or whatever of these kids, and hargreeves adopted 7 of them, what happened to the rest? does it turn out they�re all in the commission or do they just not come up at all or what

i think the lack of explanation for this was my biggest peeve. was he just not successful?

# ? Mar 15, 2021 00:40

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

it leaves the door open for further shenannigans later

# ? Mar 15, 2021 00:55

AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018

At the end of season 2 you meet some of the other kids in the very last episode.

# ? Mar 15, 2021 01:07

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

maybe 35 of them had parents who didn't want to give their newborn away to a creepy possibly not human stranger?

# ? Mar 15, 2021 01:08

mediaphage: Mar 22, 2007; Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

qirex posted:

maybe 35 of them had parents who didn't want to give their newborn away to a creepy possibly not human stranger?

for sure i just think that point could have been acknowledged even just as a witty aside

# ? Mar 15, 2021 01:22

pseudorandom name: May 6, 2007

jesus WEP posted:

ugh someone writing the umbrella academy really has a thing for incest don't they

technically it's not incest

# ? Mar 15, 2021 01:32

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

jesus WEP posted:

ugh someone writing the umbrella academy really has a thing for incest don't they

pretty sure this is all from the source comic, so that someone is gerard way

# ? Mar 15, 2021 03:16

pseudorandom name: May 6, 2007

none of you quoted Klaus at me, you're all bad Umbrella Academy fans

# ? Mar 15, 2021 03:48

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

pseudorandom name posted:

none of you quoted Klaus at me, you're all bad Umbrella Academy fans

# ? Mar 15, 2021 04:40

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

indigi posted:

culture in general seems to have become incest obsessed over the last ten years or so. probably not a sign of declining empire or anything

incest is kinda hot if its like other people and not you or anyone you know

then its weird

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# ? Mar 15, 2021 10:04

mediaphage: Mar 22, 2007; Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

echinopsis posted:

incest is kinda hot if its like other people and not you or anyone you know

then its weird

mediaphage fucked around with this message at 13:03 on Mar 15, 2021

# ? Mar 15, 2021 10:52

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
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shit wizard dad

Good to see you are still incapable of seeing other people as anything other than sex-items, E.

Actual post reason;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rczoVYt_V-Q

Trailer for something new to the Movie Pipe, lol they are promising big with 'More Spine Tingling than the Exorcist' here.

Also 'You will be deader than mothers day at an orphanage' :eyepop:

# ? Mar 15, 2021 10:55

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

outcest

# ? Mar 15, 2021 11:17

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Good to see you are still incapable of seeing other people as anything other than sex-items, E.

one day i'll come visit and prove to you that I know other humans have feelings

# ? Mar 15, 2021 11:42

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

echinopsis posted:

incest is kinda hot if its like other people and not you or anyone you know

then its weird

nope

# ? Mar 15, 2021 12:53

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

echi quit the weirdposting tia

# ? Mar 15, 2021 13:15

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

echi

no

# ? Mar 15, 2021 13:27

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

echinopsis posted:

one day i'll come visit and prove to you that I know other humans have feelings

idk if this is meant as a threat or a come-on but either way gently caress off mate.

# ? Mar 15, 2021 13:27

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

reminder that 99% of the "incest porn" online is normal porn someone relabeled as incest because the online porn world is controlled by one guy into incest

# ? Mar 15, 2021 13:29

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

thanks for reminding me of that post that sagebrush made less than a page ago

# ? Mar 15, 2021 13:58

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

NoneMoreNegative posted:

idk if this is meant as a threat or a come-on but either way gently caress off mate.

it was more of a "lets hang out you might find out im normal" thing

:negative:

# ? Mar 15, 2021 14:01

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

3 steps forward 69 steps back

:smith:

# ? Mar 15, 2021 14:03

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

infernal machines posted:

thanks for reminding me of that post that sagebrush made less than a page ago

you seem cranky. whats wrong today

# ? Mar 15, 2021 15:16

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

echinopsis posted:

it was more of a "lets hang out you might find out im normal" thing

come to shenzhen sometime echi

# ? Mar 15, 2021 15:16

AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018

infernal machines posted:

thanks for reminding me of that post that sagebrush made less than a page ago

Did you know that 99% of the incest porn online is normal porn someone relabeled as incest because the online porn world is controlled by one guy into incest?

# ? Mar 15, 2021 15:17

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

AnimeIsTrash posted:

Did you know that 99% of the incest porn online is normal porn someone relabeled as incest because the online porn world is controlled by one guy into incest?

i didnt. can you rephrase this so im sure i understand it?

# ? Mar 15, 2021 15:19

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

~*arrives visibly out of breath*~

guys, guys, get this weird fact about the online porn market...

fart simpson posted:

you seem cranky. whats wrong today

i don't think i've ever not been cranky, fart simpson

# ? Mar 15, 2021 15:29

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

AnimeIsTrash posted:

Did you know that 99% of the incest porn online is normal porn someone relabeled as incest because the online porn world is controlled by one guy into incest?

the other 1%? russian "sell your girlfriend" porn

# ? Mar 15, 2021 15:32

AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the other 1%? russian "sell your girlfriend" porn

The other 1% is authentic and called bangbus

# ? Mar 15, 2021 15:46

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# ? May 28, 2024 15:57

AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018

fart simpson posted:

i didnt. can you rephrase this so im sure i understand it?

Did you know that 1 guy super into incest controls 99% of online porn, and most incest porn is normal porn someone retitled?

# ? Mar 15, 2021 15:47

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