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SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Iron Crowned posted:

These are all rocks aren't they?

Choose wisely, for only one is the true bacon.

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

dog nougat posted:

I like my hotdogs by the gallon

What about your vegan vegetable and grain protein links?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

What about your vegan vegetable and grain protein links?

Ever since I was a kid I’ve loved these:



No, I don’t know why.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Ever since I was a kid I’ve loved these:



No, I don’t know why.

This but only the patties and not the links

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Ever since I was a kid I’ve loved these:



No, I don’t know why.

Same but these.


BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
poo poo I forgot about the Buffalo nuggets :yum:

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Get'cher clam juice! Boiling hot, Texas-style clam juice!

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Things in meat





empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Ever since I was a kid I’ve loved these:



No, I don’t know why.

I've tried the Morningstar chipotle black bean burger and a few other types of their burgers/sausages. I don't know what it is about the Morningstar brand but it leaves this weird aftertaste that I absolutely hate. I honestly didn't notice it for the first burger or two but when I did I couldn't eat it at all anymore. I've tried Quorn, Beyond and Gardein and none of them had that weird aftertaste. It's like cumin but weird and horrible. Like licking old cumin off a dirty plate?

The last time I brought some vegan chicken patties to work some bitch stole the whole unopened pack in less than 2 hours. You'd think that would be a low priority theft item but I guess not!!!

Nobody touched my smartlife hot dogs. They were pretty good, like the diet coke of hot dogs.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I'm pretty glad they don't call things "phosphates" anymore

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

angerbeet posted:

Things in meat



this one just seems incredibly inconvenient to eat

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Data Graham posted:

I'm pretty glad they don't call things "phosphates" anymore

You'll drink your hot pepsin phosphate and like it.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


angerbeet posted:

Get'cher clam juice! Boiling hot, Texas-style clam juice!



Hot celery punch?! :barf:

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

angerbeet posted:

Get'cher clam juice! Boiling hot, Texas-style clam juice!



I wonder why hot chocolate is their favorite, with all those other delectable options?



angerbeet posted:

Things in meat



Is that crab rangoon? I would eat almost anything encased in crab rangoon.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Fartington Butts posted:

Hot celery punch?! :barf:

Note that clams are involved making a bad situation worse by degrees.

Elviscat posted:

Is that crab rangoon? I would eat almost anything encased in crab rangoon.

It is! Impossible to eat but delicious!

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Step 1: Mountain Dew

Step 2: Mountain Dew

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Aardvark! posted:

this one just seems incredibly inconvenient to eat

Mash with fork. Eat with fork.

Fools Infinite
Mar 21, 2006
Journeyman
Seems like it would work better as a tostada.

Sekhmnet
Jan 22, 2019


Elviscat posted:


Is that crab rangoon? I would eat almost anything encased in crab rangoon.

I found the won-ton wrappers at the grocery store and I started making rangoon at home. Then I discovered that while the ingredients are very cheap, they are a fiddly pain in the rear end to stuff and fold/wrap . I'm baking them after giving them a spritz of oil, which works but you don't get that bubbly skin on the wonton. I've found it far easier to mix up some green onions, cream cheese and garlic (and show the bowl a picture of a crab like the cheap take out places around here) and use it like a dip for crackers.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Data Graham posted:

I'm pretty glad they don't call things "phosphates" anymore
There are still old-timey ice cream/soda places that'll do phosphate sodas.

You'd probably have to bring your own clam, though

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010






Awww skett skett skett motherfucka

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Eef the stew

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Whooping Crabs posted:

This but only the patties and not the links

This, but only the Morningstar corn dogs.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



ulmont posted:

This, but only the Morningstar corn dogs.

Yeah, I'd agree with this. I always found them surprisingly edible.

Metaline
Aug 20, 2003



angerbeet posted:

Get'cher clam juice! Boiling hot, Texas-style clam juice!



I did a play in which I had to drink a mug of beef bouillon. It was theatre in the round so people could absolutely see into the mug so it had to be brown. I couldn't do it. Had to use iced tea instead.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Beef tea is quite nice, though i wouldn't use a whole cube for just one cup.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



It's been a while but since I was a kid having a mug of steaming hot bouillon has been something I've done while sick or as a wintertime comfort drink. Using a whole cube every time. I think it's been a couple years since I did this, but I'm sure I will again at some point.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
eat me. EAT ME?! no? drink me?



i will absorb this cow's soul.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




CaptainSarcastic posted:

It's been a while but since I was a kid having a mug of steaming hot bouillon has been something I've done while sick or as a wintertime comfort drink. Using a whole cube every time. I think it's been a couple years since I did this, but I'm sure I will again at some point.

Mmmm salty.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

mods are asleep post bovril



CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013




The last time I saw my doctor I mentioned I was concerned about getting high blood pressure and was watching my sodium intake, and he was like "Meh, I wouldn't worry about salt."

I still haven't decided if he just wants me dead or if maybe sodium really just isn't that big a concern.

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006


hot avocado is probably worse than surstromming

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




CaptainSarcastic posted:

The last time I saw my doctor I mentioned I was concerned about getting high blood pressure and was watching my sodium intake, and he was like "Meh, I wouldn't worry about salt."

I still haven't decided if he just wants me dead or if maybe sodium really just isn't that big a concern.

Sodium isn't a huge deal for most people. It is for some people. If you cut salt and then your food tastes bland so you use more sugar or fat it probably won't be helpful.

If you have high blood pressure it's worth cutting sodium to see if that lowers it, to see if you are "salt sensitive". But if you don't yet have high blood pressure it probably won't do poo poo.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Also don't forget to use MSG and get half the sodium!

The mono means one! Less than two!

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

Oh God that’s horrifying.



Guacamole without cumin?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Metaline posted:

I did a play in which I had to drink a mug of beef bouillon. It was theatre in the round so people could absolutely see into the mug so it had to be brown. I couldn't do it. Had to use iced tea instead.

OwlFancier posted:

Beef tea is quite nice, though i wouldn't use a whole cube for just one cup.

I tried a bullshot for the first time a few weeks ago: it's basically vodka and beef broth. It was... okay, but very salty / umami. I wouldn't have it again without, like, a side salad.

Although when I was a kid, I would take a handful of those individually-wrapped bouillon cubes from the pantry before I ran off to go play in the woods all day. At the time, I was pretending that they were compressed meals, like those Jetsons dinner pills, but now I just wonder how I didn't have a heart attack at age ten.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
https://i.imgur.com/dQclmxc.mp4

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

angerbeet posted:

Things in meat







I'm going to say that I would eat all three of these like the animal that I am

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


New Alien movie looking good.

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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Hot clam broth is actually pretty delicious, though hot lobster broth is the mvp in that arena.

I kind of want to go to the hot chocolate/broth/tea bar just to see. So many mustaches, I would think.

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