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I like it, I'm calling tanks turtlewagons from now on. Or beetwagons, but I think one poster itt might get upset. edit: I like panzerturtle and the cute picture too :3 Mirificus posted:That doesn't invalidate that prior work done in RDR1 transpired into RDR2. Sources are from inside the industry too. This guy used an anonymous source as his industry source. What an idiot! Guess he didn't get the memo, my terrible education told me never to trust those! L. Ron Hoover fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Mar 15, 2021 |
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L. Ron Hoover posted:This guy used an anonymous source as his industry source. What an idiot! Guess he didn't get the memo, my terrible education told me never to trust those! quote:Big game companies like Rockstar have special R&D departments work on building tools and and systems that they use for many of their games. Those tools and systems are then used by game designers to make interesting gameplay systems. EA alone spent nearly 2 billions last year in R&D alone.
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It's always amusing how backers have built up this idea that Star Citizen is doing amazing things and will fundamentally change gaming forever and yet no one outside a fairly small niche of the gaming community cares about this project anymore. It's time to shine was like 8 years ago by now everyone's pretty much moved on from even gawking at it.
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Mirificus posted:I've dabbled in multiple discussions about games and their development along the years. lmao
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Zaphod42 posted:lmao you don't understand game development discussion
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It even has matching camo Mirificus posted:Big game companies like Rockstar have special R&D departments work on building tools and and systems that they use for many of their games. Those tools and systems are then used by game designers to make interesting gameplay systems. EA alone spent nearly 2 billions last year in R&D alone. Maybe your kickstarter run by a washed up has-been (or never-been, as the case may be) isn't EA or Rockstar. And maybe they shouldn't try to compete with their R&D using gamerdad stimulus checks. Just a thought.
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The Titanic posted:All the people are super cute when they talk about how studio X or Y used all the knowledge and assets and service time from their previous game A or B and such, and thus that counts as dev time or something. But Chris's history as the guy who changed the color of a pixel in a game he commissioned other people to make so long ago people were still setting the DMA and IRQ settings on their audio cards is the most solid foundation you can have to make the next Rockstar-equivalent industry-changing product. This is the guy who took a physics class once and knows you can swim in space and that you have to stay quiet or the other spaceships will hear you talking. He's taking the expertise that only being fired by Microsoft and having all your work thrown out and rebuilt from scratch can bring to a project. It's exactly why an Inuit who's lived in an igloo his whole life can immediately build a skyscraper because his friend took him on a vacation to New York and opened his eyes to how far along technology has come. If you see it, you can immediately replicate it! It's why we all drive cars we built ourselves from metal ores and use electricity we made ourselves by creating our own power plants.
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Scruffpuff posted:But Chris's history as the guy who changed the color of a pixel in a game he commissioned other people to make so long ago people were still setting the DMA and IRQ settings on their audio cards is the most solid foundation you can have to make the next Rockstar-equivalent industry-changing product. This is the guy who took a physics class once and knows you can swim in space and that you have to stay quiet or the other spaceships will hear you talking. He's taking the expertise that only being fired by Microsoft and having all your work thrown out and rebuilt from scratch can bring to a project. It's exactly why an Inuit who's lived in an igloo his whole life can immediately build a skyscraper because his friend took him on a vacation to New York and opened his eyes to how far along technology has come. If you see it, you can immediately replicate it! It's why we all drive cars we built ourselves from metal ores and use electricity we made ourselves by creating our own power plants. Those cars wont be constrained by pesky manufacturers either. Not only can you make them quicker they can have every feature you might be able to dream of.
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The Sickening And Heartbreaking Truths Of The Fourth Stimpire In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.
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Popete posted:It's always amusing how backers have built up this idea that Star Citizen is doing amazing things and will fundamentally change gaming forever and yet no one outside a fairly small niche of the gaming community cares about this project anymore. It's time to shine was like 8 years ago by now everyone's pretty much moved on from even gawking at it. The fun part is that even if Star Citizen somehow gets the best planets on the market (I don't think their current iterations are that good, but putting that aside) - who is going to use them? Which other studio is going to spend hundreds of millions to switch to outdated CryEngine with wonky physics? EA and Rockstar won't bother, that's not their type of engine and gameplay. Most studios don't have the money and time. The only one I can think of is Bethesda (has money and outdated engine), but even then developing their own solution will be likely cheaper and easier expendable in future (and I am not sure whether they haven't started yet).
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Sanya Juutilainen posted:The fun part is that even if Star Citizen somehow gets the best planets on the market (I don't think their current iterations are that good, but putting that aside) - who is going to use them? Which other studio is going to spend hundreds of millions to switch to outdated CryEngine with wonky physics? EA and Rockstar won't bother, that's not their type of engine and gameplay. Most studios don't have the money and time. A Bethesda game built upon Star Citizen spaghetti code tech? One can dream...the bugs would be legendary.
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Sammus posted:Their "plan" to implement real materials modeling and stress/strain stuff might be the dumbest thing SC has ever talked about implementing, and that says a lot. The true believers are going to eat that poo poo up. Well, now that CR/CIG have gotten gasses and atmospheres down, introducing material sciences into the equation is the necessary next grand steps needed to fulfill CR's grand vision of : Chris The Visionary Roberts posted:The Room System has been in the game for quite a while and fully works including equalization of gases / atmosphere between room volumes (including dissipation into the global room aka open space / vacuum) Please ignore the deep ignorance of ship design and operations (no audible fire alarms to alert crew of a fire before it grows massively and the engineer only noticing due to looking down at his panel at a glance, no automatic fire fighting systems, the computer not shutting down the defective "power relay node" once it starts behaving erratically, not having a backup or redundancy so that the ship loses power once the single power relay goes out, doors not being fail safe or automatic closing on the loss of power, doors being unable to close manually once the power goes out, the doors not already being closed for compartmentation purposes to limit the spread of fire/atmosphere loss/damage in battle due to the ship being at quarters and in combat). The material sciences is a necessary refactor in order to bring CR's emergent pipe system gameplay into a reality! This is not another dream.txt squeeze (OCS, SOCS, space worms, subsumption AI, land claims, space whales, galactic scale economic simulation, 100 star systems 1000 player battle VR capable second life OASIS from Ready Player One) for a game was undergoing the final push in 2015/2016 after missing its release date in 2014 and has been undergoing development for longer than a console generation and is an ugly, broken mess. The only thing preventing CR's vision from becoming a reality is you failing to buy an Idris now.
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The above is perhaps the Platonic ideal of Crobertian “dreams.txt”
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Sanya Juutilainen posted:The fun part is that even if Star Citizen somehow gets the best planets on the market (I don't think their current iterations are that good, but putting that aside) - who is going to use them? There's a reasonable argument to be made that Star Citizen itself isn't even using them, at least not in any interesting or engaging way.
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Chris' Fever Dream posted:A ballistic round passes through the ship's shield, which scrubs off some of its kinetic energy but not enough as the round's velocity was high as was its mass as it was an armor piercing round. It manages to penetrate the armor and strikes an internal component, say a power relay node (something else we are working on as part of the pipe system refactor). The power node takes damage giving it a chance to "misfire" while in use. A few minutes later the node does misfire, blowing its fuse and resulting in it catching fire. The crew of the ship doesn't realize a fire has broken out in one of the side corridors, as they are busily concentrating on fighting the ships attacking them. The fire starts to spread along flammable surfaces, and as the fire starts to engulf other components they also catch fire. The engineer on the bridge of the ship sees his console flash red giving him a warning that several components have failed and looking at his ships schematic he sees a fire has broken out below decks. The engineer decides to seal the bulkhead doors on the corridor to contain the fire but the doors have no power as the power node is out! He comms one of his crew mates to leave his turret and grab an extinguisher and put out the blaze which is slowly creeping towards the power plant room. Fire reaching a ship's power plant or it's ammo stores are two sure fire ways for your ship to go boom. With the physical damage system ships will no longer just explode when their hit points reach zero, they'll explode because something inside them went critical and exploded (due to damage or heat), which then damages everything else. Outside of that damage will affect the ability of the ship to function or it's structural integrity so they also could become a lifeless hulk as much as they could go up in a flash of light. When the crew member gets to the corridor where the fire has broken out is has already consumed a huge amount of oxygen in that "room" (the corridor) and has released noxious gasses, so the crew member can't breathe and quickly retreats to put on a fire resistant suit and helmet. The engineer in desperation manages to reroute power away from the destroyed node through a secondary node restoring power to enough of the bulkhead doors to allow him to contain the fire. Noticing that there is an external airlock in the sealed off area he opens the airlock, venting the oxygen in the sealed off corridors and rooms to the vacuum of space, depriving the fire of the ability to burn, putting most of it out. By this time the crew member is suitably dressed and can extinguish the fire that made it past the bulkhead door before it can grow again. The engineer then reseals the airlock and allows the life support system to replenish the air in the vented part of the ship. Once done the engineer opens up the bulkhead door allowing the crewmember in with a replacement fuse for the power node, restoring power to that section of the ship, then returns to his turret. It's been a close call but the ship is still alive and in the fight! I love this particular bit of Crobberts handwavium. The entire process is completely opaque to the player. You get hit by a bullet, and in a completely unconnected event minutes after the fight there is now a fire and half your ship is gone for no reason- is it a bug or a feature?. Or maybe it's just exploded altogether because you didn't notice in time. Your friend goes to take care of it and the doors don't work- is it a bug or a feature? Then he dies due to gases- bug or a feature? You don't know, you can't know, and of course any mistake is a loss of hours of time! Chris has no idea how games work or how players work or even how his own company works. He envisions this grand simulation and then just waves his hand and says "Let it be so" and assumes it worked because none of his project leads will look him in the eye. In reality of course, they would just make your ship spawn random fires at low HP, and all players would just run around with helmets on and airlocks open at all times because it would be just another missing stair to dance around. It's like a textbook what-not-to-do of game design.
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Sammus posted:Unless CIG cheats and creates some class of new materials. Things with unrealistic young's modulus', expansion coefficients, thermal efficiencies, hardness...... Things that are unobtainable in the materials we use now. They could call it Unobtainium, and use it throughout their spaceships to avoid running into pitfalls like "why do all my ships split in half the moment our maneuvering jets kick on," and "My ship crumples like a tin can whenever I fire the on-keel rail gun with the engines running," and "My off-keel railgun detached the moment I fired it." quote:Every material in the game should be a real material. Has tensile strength and all the things you'd expect of a real material, it's not a very game-ified implementation where there's just some penetration value or whatnot. [...] Because of the way our surface types work with physics and the way they're actually stored is very art-centric. [...] We don't want to have [the aluminum on a ship] act differently or read differently on a box, on a character [...] We have some real materials, you know like titanium or whatever, but we also have things that are created from in-game lore that are lore materials, let's say; it's a real material that exists, just not in the real world, so we have to come up with all those values and they have to coincide with the reality of the value [...]
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Do you think it would be rude to remind CRobber that DMM is a proprietary, most likely patented, tech and that would land him in the same trouble as back in the Wing Commander days…? Or maybe he can just change engines. It's a simple two-day job, after all, right?
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Tippis posted:Do you think it would be rude to remind CRobber that DMM is a proprietary, most likely patented, tech and that would land him in the same trouble as back in the Wing Commander days…? Ahaha, this is where Roberts' genius is unveiled. He can only be sued for violating the patent if he actually builds these systems! As long as they're just bullshit he talks about occasionally he's free to make up whatever he wants without fear of lawsuit!
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I'm now imagining what it's like to be the person that has to manually go into the properties of every object in every scene and add that real material poo poo as a new variable.
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When will Star Citizen alpha 4.0 be released? Surely it must be sometime this month, because the EDO alpha is due to be released at the end of March.
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Don’t forget that due to the lack of a publisher, SC has raised the equivalent of $1.4 billion dollars.
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I'd want bo be friends with a publisher that would've funded a pre-alpha CryEngine mod to the tune of $1,4 billion. According to the combined logic of backers and Chris, if publishers were "brave enough", that'd be the price tag to-date.
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Trying to catch up on the thread, it seems that many Citizens are very mad at Kotaku and think they should be sued for libel. Furthermore some of think that they, as financial backers of the game, may be able to sue Kotaku directly. Finally, these are the same people that routinely spend thousands of dollars on this game. Maybe perhaps with some encouragement, the Citizens on Spectrum might be willing to start a fundraiser for a Citizen's Legal Defense Team? (I know it's not a legal "defense" they'd be doing, but they'd be defending the honor of CIG so it sounds cooler and that's what counts). I wonder... I wonder what the gently caress I would say if I was a practicing private-sector lawyer and someone asked if they could sue a website or journalist because they were mean to a game that they spent money on.
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I'd take the job, bill them through the nose, and then eventually and very expectedly lose.
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Sarsapariller posted:I love this particular bit of Crobberts handwavium. The entire process is completely opaque to the player. You get hit by a bullet, and in a completely unconnected event minutes after the fight there is now a fire and half your ship is gone for no reason- is it a bug or a feature?. Or maybe it's just exploded altogether because you didn't notice in time. Your friend goes to take care of it and the doors don't work- is it a bug or a feature? Then he dies due to gases- bug or a feature? You don't know, you can't know, and of course any mistake is a loss of hours of time! Noob commando: "My ship exploded for no reason, wtf, this game is so buggy." Experienced concierge: "Impossible. It was probably a stray bullet travelling through space from a nearby battle that hit your argon tanks, which increased pressure in your gravity goo machine room which led to structural failure and explosion. Basic version of Polaris has only a titanium hull, you need to upgrade to one with durobtanium hull." Dwesa fucked around with this message at 09:34 on Mar 16, 2021 |
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Sanya Juutilainen posted:The fun part is that even if Star Citizen somehow gets the best planets on the market (I don't think their current iterations are that good, but putting that aside) - who is going to use them? Which other studio is going to spend hundreds of millions to switch to outdated CryEngine with wonky physics? EA and Rockstar won't bother, that's not their type of engine and gameplay. Most studios don't have the money and time. Bethesda is already developing a space game called Starfield. So yes, they’ve started because it’s slated to be released this year.
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$175, new money only.
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Tippis posted:Do you think it would be rude to remind CRobber that DMM is a proprietary, most likely patented, tech and that would land him in the same trouble as back in the Wing Commander days…? Only one option here: Digital Atomic Matter at 512 bit precision to simulate every atom in the universe. Just add some basic laws of physics and the rest will sort itself out.
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Sarsapariller posted:Then he dies due to gases- bug or a feature? You will know by his spectacular death animation https://clips.twitch.tv/SincereHeadstrongGarageDoubleRainbow-H7gFVG6KD4yAxjEV
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CIG posted:it's a real material that exists, just not in the real world
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Dwesa posted:Experienced concierge: "Impossible. It was probably a stray bullet travelling through space from a nearby battle that hit your argon tanks, which increased pressure in your gravity goo machine room which led to structural failure and explosion. Basic version of Polaris has only a titanium hull, you need to upgrade to one with durobtanium hull." There's a weird bit in that vid where the bugsmasher guy imagines gas tank gameplay. Apparently they want to suck out any noxious gases from an area and store it in the tank that contained the replacement air. (Rather than just like vent it or whatever). Then they think some fun gameplay would be if players could sneak on to your ship and replace your 'good air' tanks with 'bad air' Can't wait for the gas tank carrying animations to be complete
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Pixelate posted:There's a weird bit in that vid where the bugsmasher guy imagines gas tank gameplay. Okay I'll admit, if in Star Citizen you could break into someone's spaceship and replace all their o2 tanks with farts, that would maybe be GOTY. Too bad they can't deliver.
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Zaphod42 posted:Okay I'll admit, if in Star Citizen you could break into someone's spaceship and replace all their o2 tanks with farts, that would maybe be GOTY. It’s just a miracle Chris didn’t add sewage gameplay with the toilets
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Zaphod42 posted:Lol does the Idris have glass windows? I mean, I can ignore all of that because it's 900 years in the future, so it's not glass it's "nanologically-reinforced transparisteel," but this does touch on a lot of other stuff, like "why does your bridge need a viewing area?" I understand why we, the primitive, ground-bound mud apes of the 21st century want a viewing area: because space is fukken cray-cray and holy poo poo can you believe we're literally objectively unironically in space now holy poo poo just look at it all I don't know what a nebula even is but hey is that one?? But what I don't get is it you're trying to create this grognardian simulator that also simultaneously has like dozens of pages of lore about the guy who invented meteor valentines or some dumb poo poo why you're trying to sell space travel as this insane thing when it's so ubiquitous as to be a loving commute, so who cares? It's 900 years in the future and space travel is so ordinary that we're selling military-grade spacecraft down at the convention center like the loving boat show is in town and make sure to get there early because 30th-century space Tim Allen is signing moon autographs! Why would I give a poo poo about the breathtaking view of the same void I drive past every single day from the deck of my lovely little space dinghy? Shouldn't I be navigating with 360° cameras or some sort of holographic projection of my surroundings from my reinforced cockpit since apparently we live in a universe where space travel is both incredibly mundane yet also rife with piracy and random daily acts of ghoulish, effortless violence? Why am I worried about what's happening in "the front" of my vehicle when neither I, nor anybody else, is worried about following the flow of traffic because that's a meaningless concept when traveling through a vast, empty void with total freedom of movement? I don't know. Seems like they're trying to have it both ways.
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Pixelate posted:It’s just a miracle Chris didn’t add sewage gameplay with the toilets give it time friend. give it time.
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What's the keybind to tear rear end again? And is it still numpad 1 and 3 to control sphincter tightness?
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Time_pants posted:I mean, I can ignore all of that because it's 900 years in the future, so it's not glass it's "nanologically-reinforced transparisteel," but this does touch on a lot of other stuff, like "why does your bridge need a viewing area?" I understand why we, the primitive, ground-bound mud apes of the 21st century want a viewing area: because space is fukken cray-cray and holy poo poo can you believe we're literally objectively unironically in space now holy poo poo just look at it all I don't know what a nebula even is but hey is that one?? But what I don't get is it you're trying to create this grognardian simulator that also simultaneously has like dozens of pages of lore about the guy who invented meteor valentines or some dumb poo poo why you're trying to sell space travel as this insane thing when it's so ubiquitous as to be a loving commute, so who cares? There's your problem - this game might have a date 900 years in the future but it's thoroughly grounded in 21st century USA as seen by Christopher Roberts (auteur). There's nothing weird or wonderful about the "Verse" - it's just 20th/21st century LA with space ships. Hell, I bet there's a ton of weirder and wackier poo poo going on in LA right now than Crobblers has ever imagined for his tedious Broseph "Verse" (apart from the sex/drug parties and tickling, obviously). If I was imagining the future 900 years hence, I wouldn't even have spaceships - just beams of light crisscrossing the galaxy carrying all humanity's sentience into every corner (and 3D printers to put us back together when we get wherever we're going). The destination would be the fun bit, not the journey (unless a space pirate held up a mirror and bounced you off course or something). That being said, I do play a lot of Elite Dangerous so games-wise I'm contradicting myself.
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I hope they will add gas meter for your commando that will fill when you eat too much procedural beans. You can lower it by choosing "fart" in your inner thought menu (right next to suicide option). If you let it fill too much you will fart automatically, but that will lower your reputation with your admiral or hot-dog vendor, so you better release your gasses before entering civilized areas!
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