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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

I think someone should actually whip Jim Cornette's rear end so he actually learns a lesson in his life.

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Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Eat My Fuc posted:

I did this for you.

Cornette begins by gleefully announcing he's "done it again!', brags about trending on twitter which I doubt is true. He says he wants to have the most people ever blocked on twitter, he stammers "because..it's fun." He is really pathetic. He says Miro threatened him with "either physical or sexual assault, i'm not sure". He spends a lot of time talking about Hannah Barbara cartoons. He uses the term "cum dumpster" then immediately says his head is "not in the gutter" like others. He keeps calling Penelope "Slut". Alright I made it 8 minutes I can't do it anymore.

Thank you for your sacrifice. What you have done here today will not be forgotten.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Eat My Fuc posted:

I did this for you.

Cornette begins by gleefully announcing he's "done it again!', brags about trending on twitter which I doubt is true. He says he wants to have the most people ever blocked on twitter, he stammers "because..it's fun." He is really pathetic. He says Miro threatened him with "either physical or sexual assault, i'm not sure". He spends a lot of time talking about Hannah Barbara cartoons. He uses the term "cum dumpster" then immediately says his head is "not in the gutter" like others. He keeps calling Penelope "Slut". Alright I made it 8 minutes I can't do it anymore.

Went ahead and reported the video for hate speech

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Eat My Fuc, but done as a gregorian chant to honor a sacrifice.

Seriously though, that sounds vile and dumb.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

he ate (roughly eight minutes of) the fuc, that the rest of us wouldn’t have to

:patriot:

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
If you have to explain your 60-year-old cartoon references then they weren't that funny to begin with and you should probably just stop

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

TheKingslayer posted:

I think someone should actually whip Jim Cornette's rear end so he actually learns a lesson in his life.

i doubt he'd learn anything but they can certainly do it anyway

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

I remember one of Cornette's older videos (prior to the modern South Park thumbnail era) where he went on and on about how we was way too busy for Twitter lol

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Malcolm Excellent posted:

Went ahead and reported the video for hate speech

hate speech? how so?

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

Mulaney Power Move posted:

hate speech? how so?

i loving hate him and he keeps speaking

there's no predefined list of words that constitutes hate speech afaik and targeted harassment of a woman where she is called a cum dumpster and slut certainly ticks the hate box if you ask me

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Critical posted:

i loving hate him and he keeps speaking

there's no predefined list of words that constitutes hate speech afaik and targeted harassment of a woman where she is called a cum dumpster and slut certainly ticks the hate box if you ask me

oh word

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

personally i think hate speech is a serious thing and shouldn't be conflated with a retired wrestling promoter talking poo poo on my favorite aew wrestlers but this is the wrestling forum and wrestling is for babies i guess

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Mulaney Power Move posted:

hate speech? how so?

If enough people report stuff on social media that has hateful speech in it eventually those sites do something if the person isn't really that important.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

why's there always gotta be one guy

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Mulaney Power Move posted:

personally i think hate speech is a serious thing and shouldn't be conflated with a retired wrestling promoter talking poo poo on my favorite aew wrestlers but this is the wrestling forum and wrestling is for babies i guess

gently caress off

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

Mulaney Power Move posted:

personally i think hate speech is a serious thing and shouldn't be conflated with a retired wrestling promoter talking poo poo on my favorite aew wrestlers but this is the wrestling forum and wrestling is for babies i guess

good news! technically the report verbiage is "hateful or abusive content" and not direct hate speech! what a load off my mind, I would be bereft if a hateful old fuckbucket got a technically incorrect report on his lovely youtube content

Critical fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Mar 17, 2021

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Alaois posted:

why's there always gotta be one guy

you like it. you like it when there's that one guy. why else have a jim cornette thread :twisted:

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Mulaney Power Move posted:

personally i think hate speech is a serious thing and shouldn't be conflated with a retired wrestling promoter talking poo poo on my favorite aew wrestlers but this is the wrestling forum and wrestling is for babies i guess

How about all of the actual hate speech Jim Cornette repeats against Muslims, trans people, gay people and women?

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
There’s no “hate speech” report on YouTube, it says “hateful or abusive content” and it’s definitely abusive content so you can stop your bellyaching

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

MassRafTer posted:

How about all of the actual hate speech Jim Cornette repeats against Muslims, trans people, gay people and women?

well now the muslim rant probably definitely fits the criteria for hate speech. you also left out the n word stuff. the penelope ford stuff? not so much.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Mulaney Power Move posted:

well now the muslim rant probably definitely fits the criteria for hate speech. you also left out the n word stuff. the penelope ford stuff? not so much.

yikes bud

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
where do u fall on the constant insinuations that kenny omega is a pedophile

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

kenny omega has yet to become a something awful mod so the jury is still out

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Mulaney Power Move posted:

well now the muslim rant probably definitely fits the criteria for hate speech. you also left out the n word stuff. the penelope ford stuff? not so much.

Unfortunately for you social media platforms do think repeatedly insulting women in the manner he did in that video counts.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

MassRafTer posted:

Unfortunately for you social media platforms do think repeatedly insulting women in the manner he did in that video counts.

how is this unfortunate to me?

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
I suffered through the whole thingI don't drink but gently caress would it be nice to.

Opens up with Cornette talking how he has done it again with trending on twitter. References a time he trended on twitter in the past about a 'butterface comment'
He wants the record of the most people blocked on twitter.

AEW superstar threatened him with physical or sexual assault, i'm not sure
They did this because I criticized their crummy amateurish outlaw wrestling

Refers to Kip as 'Pip' Penelope as 'Pitstop'

Something about 'they didn't get wacky races (?) in Bulgaria because MIro and others thought, that Penelope Pitstop instead of being a beloved Hannah Barbara cartoon figure was slang for a cumdumpster' Cornette says "My head is not in the gutter in the sewer like these people'

Thanks all the sites for the publicity that are covering this topic

Reads a transcript of himself saying Miro is 'paired with a kid that looks like he is in middle school and his slutty girlfriend' Cornette is happy that he started to out trend Miro when Miro brought it all up on twitter

Reads Miro's original tweet trying to do a Bulgarian accent or something. Cohost says Miro needs to learn better grammar. Says the 'I'll come like god's wrath' is vaguely sexual? Lars Sullivan joke about making videos
Is Miro homeless and needs to drive to Cornette's basement?

"they are awfully sensitive at the all-inclusive aew compound" Says little Pip has anger issues after quoting Kip on twitch saying 'he can't wait till Cornette dies' He enjoys death threats and keeps them as souvenirs. Suggest TK should get a counselor for the locker room with all these unresolved anger issues. Shame on Miro for threatening a smaller more elderly nature man

He says If you look up any picture of Kip and Penelope you see him there a diminutive slappable faced high school looking uncircumcised prick and his slutty girlfriend. That's the gimmick. She didn't look like Laura Ingalls Wilder in her wedding dress.
If Cornette's review was all it took to bother Penelope that much she should be happy cause 'a good heel woman wrestler considered it a good night to not catch spit in their face, getting swung at or being called worse'. She had a relationship with Jelly Nuetlla so she should have the infectious disease specialist on speed dial

Cohost - "how sensitive these low card people are for a critique of their performances'

Cornette asks his co host if he wants to hear some of things he could say about her but hasn't. Cornette says I have never said but i've heard it said that if penelope pitstop had as many dicks sticking out of her as she's head stuck in her she would look like a porcupine but I never said that I just heard that and tweeted it.
He also did the grade school *cough*cumdumpster*cough*. I never said she had more dicks in her than a urinal at madison square garden. I never made the comment that if they had a baby they would name it target because everybody's had a shot at it.
What's the difference between penelope and a rooster? I never gave you the answer a rooster says cock-a-doodle-doo and penelope pit stop says any cock will do. And then he plays an applause track. I have never revleaed pubicly what she says after sex 'Are all of you from the same team?' I never relayed the aftermath of penelope having sex with a vibrator she chipped her teeth.
His co host was laughing at all of these. At the end of the segment Cornette says all of this is entertainment purposes only and is parody!!!!

Miro, Kip, Penelope are always at the bottom of the list for the producers to get the clips on youtube when it is their segment to review or comment on. No one gives a poo poo or cares about them. They tweet to get attention since no one cares.
Miro is actually mad that Cornette is calling him an idiot instead of the Penelope thing
Kip is worse than Brandon Cutlet. He is bland and just blends in with the background. People would need to know him for me to comment about him. Kip should do Disney voice over with his british voice.
Miro doens't know how he got over in WWE cause he is too stupid.
Something about the Lana Lashley storyline and Miro being kicked in the balls
Had to search the dark web for Miro's real background information.
Some joke about Miro's dad not pulling out of a parking spot in the backseat of a car 9 months before Miro was born in Communist Bulgaria.
Something about the Olympics, Russia wrestlers, steroids and experiments. Ties it to a transgender joke that Miro was a woman in the Olympics, failed a drug test standing up and moved to US. He just keeps going and starts referring to Miro as she.

His co host commends the 3 of them for standing up for the plight of women and terms like slut etc shouldn't be used. But swerves it to say they should be calling out Jerciho for being a trump supporter, Don Kalis's issue/Asper investigation into Kalis, Joey Ryan?
Wasn't Havor Kip's roommate? Say something about him instead of a podcast host.
OR they are doing all of this for attention?

Again thanks for the twitter trend since he just opened his store up and made so much money!!! And we can keep doing this since I make money and I enjoy it. I and people like me resent what you have turned our sport and this is how we enjoy it today by taking the piss out of it.
Millions and millions watched wrestling 10,20,30 years ago and now it's just jackoffs with videogames watching with adult male fans having their favorite joshi japanese princess champion on their twitter profile.

When we do talk about you no one gives a poo poo so I can leave you alone but since i've  had so much fun now i'm not sure i will. I might make it my personal mission in life to make you 3 the biggest laughing stocks in the history of the business

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
That diversion was fun, but let's all move along now.

Digital Jedi posted:

I suffered through the whole thingI don't drink but gently caress would it be nice to.

oh god, not like this.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

do the people who talk about how wrestling was watched by 100 million people every week in the 80s ever also talk about or even just consider that boxing was also incredibly popular in the 80s and 90s and also suffered a similar downswing in popularity that can't be attributed to "goddamn fake video game playing phonies killing the business"

Lunatic Sledge
Jun 8, 2013

choose your own horror isekai sci-fi Souls-like urban fantasy gamer simulator adventure

or don't?

Alaois posted:

even just consider

no

never

in fact, how dare you

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Alaois posted:

do the people who talk about how wrestling was watched by 100 million people every week in the 80s ever also talk about or even just consider that boxing was also incredibly popular in the 80s and 90s and also suffered a similar downswing in popularity that can't be attributed to "goddamn fake video game playing phonies killing the business"

No, because those people also live in the wrestling bubble and don't get that it responds to cultural and economic trends just like everything else on Earth.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

corny bad

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Digital Jedi posted:

Words from a buffoon

Jesus Christ I didn't expect anyone to actually listen to that nonsense. :stare: I kind of feel like we owe you some kind of apology or something.

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!
I know they're not being remotely intellectually honest, but...how is Penelope's gimmick that she's "slutty" in the first place, even in Jim's brain? Her outfits are not at all extra revealing by 2021 wrestling standards or hell, even by 2021 mainstream society standards. In storyline, she went from her longtime serious boyfriend to the dude she ended up marrying after being together for almost two years. (She and Joey were already broken up IRL, but they had agreed to stick together as an act until she fell so head over heels for Kip, constantly posting about him on social media, that it felt like it didn't make sense anymore.) Hell, when they did the Janela-Kip feud, I don't think they ever even said she left the former for the latter, did they? It just...doesn't fit.

Now, in isolation, could I see a possibility where someone who was a bit out of touch on what's acceptable might use "slutty girlfriend" as an archetype that has little to do with the actual character? Maybe. But it wasn't in isolation, he's repeatedly made nonsense comments that painted her as indiscriminately promiscuous. And his nicknames for AEW talent are all supposed to be insults, so why would anyone expect "Penelope Pitstop" to be anything other than calling Penelope a "pitstop" in the first place?

In other words: It's literally just that he's so consumed with weird hatred for Joey Janela that he feels that any woman who would touch him is a slut. Which means he'll probably say something terrible about Brandi Lauren/Skyler Story by the end of 2021.

But gently caress that guy. Penelope is awesome.

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!

Vandar posted:

Jesus Christ I didn't expect anyone to actually listen to that nonsense. :stare: I kind of feel like we owe you some kind of apology or something.
I'm still trying to figure out how that filled an hour.

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties
Penelope never really even did the "sexy valet as a distraction" bit. She physically intervened in Kip's matches with hurricanranas or dives. Thinking back on it, she kind of flipped that trope on its head even if that wasn't the intention.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Zombie Lemur posted:

Penelope never really even did the "sexy valet as a distraction" bit. She physically intervened in Kip's matches with hurricanranas or dives. Thinking back on it, she kind of flipped that trope on its head even if that wasn't the intention.

Kip is 100% her himbo arm candy valet.

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


davidbix posted:

And his nicknames for AEW talent are all supposed to be insults, so why would anyone expect "Penelope Pitstop" to be anything other than calling Penelope a "pitstop" in the first place?

He’s an out-of-touch old man who thinks he’s more clever than he actually is and his nicknames for everyone bears that out.

collocation
Jun 17, 2018

Digital Jedi posted:

His co host commends the 3 of them for standing up for the plight of women and terms like slut etc shouldn't be used. But swerves it to say they should be calling out Jerciho for being a trump supporter, Don Kalis's issue/Asper investigation into Kalis, Joey Ryan?

Do you have a patron? I would not send a great deal, but I feel that you deserve some sort of reward for dealing with all of that, even if only nominal. A friend of mine listened to it, but their take was far more scanty.

Said friend (or perhaps, in this case, "friend") repeatedly asked me to listen to the part above (at 36:40) and, while I have sworn off the ruler of the hole, I did since it was just Last and thus something that I could guiltily rules lawyer my way into doing. The bit on Callis was troubling as Last seemed to imply either Callis did something wrong with the investigation and/or was a part of what was investigated. He also used an incredibly cheesy pun to tell everyone who the alleged person who may have been wronged was, which I think has only been rumored previously, and should be their story to reveal, not some shock jock podcast rear end in a top hat. (Though, I wonder if their release involved an NDA)

I don't know if he heard the same poo poo that everyone heard earlier and just developed the theme, or if he thinks that he has some kind of extra inside information. If the source wasn't so tainted by association, what he said would probably belong in the #SO thread. From what I've heard, Last is possibly slightly less tainted than his podcast partner, since I don't believe he is the one who tends to imply things about Omega with no backing merely for shock. If he's lying or making things up, it was probably the most vile part of the podcast, which is impressive given how vile all the rest of it sounds when reviewed. My friend felt that Last could be sued for libel. I'm not even a good rules lawyer, so I don't know, but my take was that he kept it vague enough that it would be hard to prove that he was maliciously and knowingly lying.

However, it was really lovely.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Yeah for a while there, the whole "joke" was that Kip is Penelope's valet and not the other way around. They kinda got away from that when they added Miro to the act, but it was definitely there.

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
you listened to all of that sober?

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