KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS: hell yeah, punch that fuckin fish

What is YISUN?
	Mother
	A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
	Bliss
	A paradox with no solution
	Father
	A strong female protagonist
	The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
	Creator
	Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
	A solution with no paradoxes

Guildenstern Mother: Mar 31, 2010; Why walk when you can ride?

Darth Walrus posted:

https://twitter.com/orbitaldropkick/status/1371918849667371011?s=21

oh shiiii

wow abadon, spoilers...geez

edit: royalty is not apologizing for lovely snipes

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habeasdorkus: Nov 3, 2013; Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

This is gonna loving rule.

# ? Mar 16, 2021 23:26

standard.deviant: May 17, 2012; Globally Indigent

Pyrus Malus posted:

you're all being played for absolute fools alicio is going to fuse with solomon

Beards everywhere

# ? Mar 16, 2021 23:43

Donkringel: Apr 22, 2008

Gog a gog subsum-fuses White Chain.

# ? Mar 17, 2021 01:08

pseudorandom name: May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1372028304363036673

# ? Mar 17, 2021 04:36

Schwarzwald: Jul 27, 2004; Don't Blink

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah !!

# ? Mar 17, 2021 04:37

Karnegal: Dec 24, 2005; Is it... safe?

Well, it can only go down from here.

# ? Mar 17, 2021 04:37

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

Abbadon you mad lad, you crazy person, that's far too many galaxy ribbons

# ? Mar 17, 2021 04:39

Unlucky7: Jul 11, 2006; Fallen Rib

[TerryCrews] TRIPLE LESBIAN POWER!! [/TerryCrews]

# ? Mar 17, 2021 04:40

Soup du Jour: Sep 8, 2011; I always knew I'd die with a headache.

GIANT

WOMAN

# ? Mar 17, 2021 04:43

M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

Solomon's Kung Fu Breathing eternal life is looking pretty rough in the face of trying to restrain someone who isn't a vapid subject.

# ? Mar 17, 2021 04:44

Demiurge4: Aug 10, 2011

BIG LADY!

BIG. STEP.

# ? Mar 17, 2021 04:47

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Abbadon posted:

Aspected chaos is 18.8 feet tall so the resident evil lady has nothing on her

# ? Mar 17, 2021 04:48

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

r/relationships posted:

So I thought things were going pretty well for me ( F 800) and my partner (F 22), but then she invited a third (F Kalpa) and now we're a Primordial Being of Entropy

# ? Mar 17, 2021 04:48

Guildenstern Mother: Mar 31, 2010; Why walk when you can ride?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwww poo poo here we go. I'm obsessed with the hooves for some reason.

# ? Mar 17, 2021 04:51

ThaumPenguin: Oct 9, 2013

Wow, it took me a moment to realize she's actually standing on the ground rather than just hovering.

That's a BIG lady

# ? Mar 17, 2021 04:54

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

Guildenstern Mother posted:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwww poo poo here we go. I'm obsessed with the hooves for some reason.

The hoof-heels are amazing

# ? Mar 17, 2021 04:57

Guildenstern Mother: Mar 31, 2010; Why walk when you can ride?

I want higher res images of Dave's facial expressions so badly.

# ? Mar 17, 2021 04:58

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

I'm of two minds on this tbh; We've not really gotten to see what White Chain can do on her own yet when she actually tries, and we've now already escalated past her presumed power level, if that makes sense?

Still though, this is gonna get interesting :suspense:

# ? Mar 17, 2021 04:59

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

So what�ll we say is the canonical BGM to this moment?

# ? Mar 17, 2021 05:00

Darth Walrus: Feb 13, 2012

They've just become the living incarnation of beginner's luck, an immensely powerful avatar of spontaneity and creativity amidst a battlefield of dried-up fossils. poo poo is about to get incredibly wild.

# ? Mar 17, 2021 05:00

Kei Technical: Sep 20, 2011

Comedy option: she just solves all her problems by merging with people, growing ever taller and harder to draw

# ? Mar 17, 2021 05:06

Tomoe Goonzen: Nov 12, 2016; "Too paranoid for you?"
"Not me, paranoia's the garlic in life's kitchen, right, you can never have too much."

HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

# ? Mar 17, 2021 05:07

Pigbuster: Sep 12, 2010; Fun Shoe

CMS posted:

Comedy option: she just solves all her problems by merging with people, growing ever taller and harder to draw

I mean...

If you want to actually, for-real break the chain, "voltron every single being into one entity" would be a way to do it.

# ? Mar 17, 2021 05:12

M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

Regalingualius posted:

So what�ll we say is the canonical BGM to this moment?

Honestly im feeling something more psychedelic like old school Infected Mushroom rather than traditional synth boss music or carpenter brut.

# ? Mar 17, 2021 05:13

the holy poopacy: May 16, 2009; hey! check this out; Fun Shoe

Pigbuster posted:

I mean...

If you want to actually, for-real break the chain, "voltron every single being into one entity" would be a way to do it.

There is a certain symmetry to the idea. Go all the way back to the first division and undo it, become Yisun, redo things the right way.

# ? Mar 17, 2021 05:15

Diogines: Dec 22, 2007; Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

Any theories on how the hell that worked, why it worked and what just happened?

# ? Mar 17, 2021 05:17

Guildenstern Mother: Mar 31, 2010; Why walk when you can ride?

Yisun did it the wrong way?

Diogines posted:

Any theories on how the hell that worked, why it worked and what just happened?

WC has just enough hot black flame to jump in now, where before cold white flame couldn't manifest without stone armor keeping her metaphorically and literally cut off from her companions. Now she can frolic and play with the rest of the rowdy girls.

# ? Mar 17, 2021 05:17

Captain Oblivious: Oct 12, 2007; I'm not like other posters

Diogines posted:

Any theories on how the hell that worked, why it worked and what just happened?

The Terrible Fire of Will, the Terrible Fire of Will, and they are now a giant barista/angel/devil woman.

# ? Mar 17, 2021 05:17

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

Diogines posted:

Any theories on how the hell that worked, why it worked and what just happened?

"Screw it! Let's do it!" is all the explanation I need

# ? Mar 17, 2021 05:19

Archenteron: Nov 3, 2006

Diogines posted:

Any theories on how the hell that worked, why it worked and what just happened?

Royalty, son.

ThaumPenguin posted:

Wow, it took me a moment to realize she's actually standing on the ground rather than just hovering.

That's a BIG lady

https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1372028610106777603

# ? Mar 17, 2021 05:19

M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

Friendship ended with 82 White Chain of the stern mentor shop, now my best friend is 83 White Chain who has the most wonderful hugs

# ? Mar 17, 2021 05:20

ThaumPenguin: Oct 9, 2013

Diogines posted:

Any theories on how the hell that worked, why it worked and what just happened?

Pippi Longstocking didn't know whether she could play the piano, so she decided to find out.

# ? Mar 17, 2021 05:20

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

Diogines posted:

Any theories on how the hell that worked, why it worked and what just happened?

1) Dumbass + White Flame + Black Flame
2) Dumbass
3) Uhhh remade an aspect of God? I'm pretty sure every combatant there (including those 3) is going WTF right now

# ? Mar 17, 2021 05:21

Darth Walrus: Feb 13, 2012

Diogines posted:

Any theories on how the hell that worked, why it worked and what just happened?

White Chain is still, technically speaking, a shell for the Cool White Flame, and she's let a devil-masked warrior inside that shell.

# ? Mar 17, 2021 05:22

nimby: Nov 4, 2009; The pinnacle of cloud computing.

Regalingualius posted:

So what’ll we say is the canonical BGM to this moment?

Doom 2016's BFG Division.

Big loving Girl.

If Allicio Blanco is more than the sum of her parts, she knows Kung Fu (breathing bullshit).

# ? Mar 17, 2021 05:28

drrockso20: May 6, 2013; Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

shirts and skins posted:

Lol @ Abbadon maybe having second thoughts about the strip title

https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1367195833729482753?s=19

I still say there's going to be a twist to the title, it won't be Kill Six Billion Demons as an action instead it is going to be Kill, Six Billion Demons as a command

pseudorandom name posted:

https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1372028304363036673

AL-YIS-UN

Cue speed metal remix blend of Giant Woman and Stronger Than You on a ten hour loop

# ? Mar 17, 2021 05:29

E. Revenant: Aug 26, 2002; If the abyss gazes long into you then stare right back;
make it blink.

We have secretly replaced all the weblinks to this very popular webcomic with our own Stephen Universe fanfiction.

Let's see if anybody notices the difference?

# ? Mar 17, 2021 05:34

D.Ork Bimboolean: Aug 26, 2016

D.Ork Bimboolean posted:

Prediction: White Chain is going to make this a m�nage � trois

# ? Mar 17, 2021 05:37

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SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Gonna go against the grain. Can't say I'm impressed tbh, jag gonna still win. this fight, at least.

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