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piss boner
May 17, 2003




US Berder Patrol posted:

I always tell people to just stop watching at the end of Season 4.

We have watched it through twice since last year this time and we sure as hell didn't skip season 5.

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Sacrist65
Mar 24, 2007
Frunnkiss
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/politics/os-ne-florida-gop-election-changes-20210316-szaitiy5svappn44tcfypiinqi-story.html

The year is 2046. Florida enacts the nation's strictest voting laws. To establish residency, Florida citizens must achor their pontoon/house boat over the property they once owned.

The winners of their Senate midterm elections are a former Cinderella who was fired for saying the N-word, and Marco Rubio.

Sacrist65
Mar 24, 2007
Frunnkiss
Senator N-word Cinderella receieved a last minute endorsement from Elon Rodriguez, ruling constable of the largest floatsam community above Forner Miami.

She is expected to vote yes on H.R. 1 "The Benghazi Remembrance Act"

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Next person who says "kung flu" or "china virus" needs to get punched in the gonads.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Syrian Lannister posted:

Sabine Schmitz died from cancer.

Pouring one out

https://youtu.be/BQJKQjXpGQA
https://youtu.be/5KiC03_wVjc

Sacrist65
Mar 24, 2007
Frunnkiss




Why do they all loving look like this

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Because they only respect one specific style of mustache that they don't have the testosterone to grow.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Sacrist65 posted:

Why do they all loving look like this

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Sacrist65 posted:

Why do they all loving look like this
Odds he's an incel who freaked out when he found out he wasn't the only one getting a "special" massage from the nice submissive Asian girl they all apparently idolize and can't handle that Chad gets the same treatment?

I figure at least 1:2 odds vs CHYYNAVIRUS hate crime.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
To the surprise of nobody,

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1304100216208068608
https://twitter.com/AshaRangappa_/status/1371915749460037632

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Kesper North posted:

Y'all need beezies

Terry crews not available for comment

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Boy I can't wait to hear the fox news take. Will they condone it because it's violence based around race or violence against women? Who knows! We'll find out shortly

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Milo and POTUS posted:

Boy I can't wait to hear the fox news take. Will they condone it because it's violence based around race or violence against women? Who knows! We'll find out shortly

what shooting


(They won't cover it)

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Milo and POTUS posted:

Boy I can't wait to hear the fox news take. Will they condone it because it's violence based around race or violence against women? Who knows! We'll find out shortly

Thanks for joining us tonight- I’m Tucker Carlson, and this evening we’ll be profiling an enterprising young man who created eight new job openings in the Atlanta area!

Soylent Pudding
Jun 22, 2007

We've got people!


One part of the ODNI report that I think is getting overlooked is that it seems that spanish language media was a giant blind spot in foreign info ops detection.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Soylent Pudding posted:

One part of the ODNI report that I think is getting overlooked is that it seems that spanish language media was a giant blind spot in foreign info ops detection.

Probably because they were getting blitzed by QAnon poo poo really, really hard the whole election.


https://twitter.com/LethalityJane/status/1316003770690494464?s=19

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Milo and POTUS posted:

Boy I can't wait to hear the fox news take. Will they condone it because it's violence based around race or violence against women? Who knows! We'll find out shortly

"8 dead in yet another example of Democrat Run-city violence" followed by an hour of dogwhistles and maybe a panel discussion of why Mayor Bottoms can't keep her people in line

shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Mar 17, 2021

Sacrist65
Mar 24, 2007
Frunnkiss
I'll donate $20 to a food bank if they DONT find a Jordan Peterson/qanon reference in this guy's social media

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Thanks for joining us tonight- I’m Tucker Carlson, and this evening we’ll be profiling an enterprising young man who created eight new job openings in the Atlanta area!

drat you this is a solid joke about a terrible thing

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

stealie72 posted:

Odds he's an incel who freaked out when he found out he wasn't the only one getting a "special" massage from the nice submissive Asian girl they all apparently idolize and can't handle that Chad gets the same treatment?

I figure at least 1:2 odds vs CHYYNAVIRUS hate crime.

Nailed it.

https://twitter.com/Tom_Winter/status/1372195944024977415?s=19

https://twitter.com/Tom_Winter/status/1372196530858434568?s=19

https://twitter.com/evanmcmurry/status/1372198459726565382?s=19

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 15:52 on Mar 17, 2021

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Dog update:

https://twitter.com/bensiegel/status/1372158662127587330?s=19

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
The other 15% are getting fired right?

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Ah, well, if the murderer told a cop that it’s not racist to sexually fetishize Asian women until you murder them, I guess it’s not racist!

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

boop the snoot posted:

The other 15% are getting fired right?

He did say it was a training session, just not for who

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

mlmp08 posted:

Ah, well, if the murderer told a cop that it’s not racist to sexually fetishize Asian women until you murder them, I guess it’s not racist!

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
It's MGTOW poo poo with a side of racism and all the flavors of awful into a lovely stew.

https://twitter.com/HayesBrown/status/1372204002570559491?s=19

https://twitter.com/janecoaston/status/1372203960359129089?s=19

And he was white, so here's what the cops said about him:


quote:

But Long did take responsibility for the shootings, Capt. Jay Baker with the Cherokee sheriff’s office said Wednesday. Long, according to Baker, said the massage parlors represented a “temptation he wanted to eliminate.”

“Yesterday was a really bad day for him and this is what he did,” Baker said at a joint news conference with the Atlanta Police Department.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Disgusting but predictable

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008

facialimpediment posted:

It's MGTOW poo poo with a side of racism and all the flavors of awful into a lovely stew.

https://twitter.com/HayesBrown/status/1372204002570559491?s=19

https://twitter.com/janecoaston/status/1372203960359129089?s=19

And he was white, so here's what the cops said about him:

Why in the gently caress are they making excuses for this heinous poo poo. Like I know why, but gently caress is it grating to read poo poo like “he takes responsibility” gently caress that and gently caress him and gently caress the cops that are spouting that poo poo.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Richard Bong posted:

Why in the gently caress are they making excuses for this heinous poo poo. Like I know why, but gently caress is it grating to read poo poo like “he takes responsibility” gently caress that and gently caress him and gently caress the cops that are spouting that poo poo.

I'm sure all those dead and injured women are having a bad day too....loving cops.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Richard Bong posted:

Why in the gently caress are they making excuses for this heinous poo poo. Like I know why, but gently caress is it grating to read poo poo like “he takes responsibility” gently caress that and gently caress him and gently caress the cops that are spouting that poo poo.

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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

He was just having a bad day, guys

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Didn't one of the girls in the Kraft thing catch a charge but Kraft walked?

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

You know what? Go gently caress yourself. I left your discord because I was sick to death of you making GBS threads on me constantly, now you've apparently got it in your head that I'm some kind of bootlicker when I'm just sick to death of your bullshit. gently caress you and gently caress off.

cops bad

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

That Works posted:

Didn't one of the girls in the Kraft thing catch a charge but Kraft walked?

IIRC yes

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/TheProspect/status/1372185956267163655?s=19

the yellow dart
Jul 19, 2004

King of rings, armlocks, hugs, and our hearts

banning PE companies seems like a better and better idea daily.

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.


There is no way this isn't a good idea!*


*only a good idea if you want to end the economy as we know it and plunge America into a dystopian future that makes Blade Runner look like super happy fun land

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
lol I don't think this guy is going to be seated on the jury
https://twitter.com/UR_Ninja/status/1372225633963626498?s=19

eta: yup, there it is
https://twitter.com/UR_Ninja/status/1372229198396461064?s=19
https://twitter.com/UR_Ninja/status/1372229414965161990?s=19

UP THE BUM NO BABY fucked around with this message at 17:55 on Mar 17, 2021

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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Ah yes the tough search for people unbiased on the matter of jackboots indiscriminately and violently executing citizens based on race

Why is it we can't reform the police? Am I focusing on the wrong thing? Should I have pivoted to the big infrastructure bill that Sen. Manchin surely won't spike and that will create construction jobs for everybody?

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