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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Post five words in here.
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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

 just for saying you're english!

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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
 Jobbin my corn job pipe

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


 In the end, eternal nothingness

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


 Get suckjobs while you can

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
 hand job line starts here

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no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003

 thots and prayers praise government

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


 A life spent in service

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


 Is a life not wasted

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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

 turn into a corn cob

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no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003

 suckin vape, chasin tail. amzazin

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


 Consider volunteering to give suckjobs

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

 your mom seems pretty cool

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Aardvark! posted:

hand job line starts here

Great, I've got a coupon

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A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

 Pig balls, farmers motorcart, astonishment

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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

A CRAB IRL posted:

Pig balls, farmers motorcart, astonishment

motor cart is two words

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A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

 Pig balls full of piss

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mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
 supercalifragilisticexpialidocious my pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis with diaminopropyltetramethylenediamine.

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A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

 Apologies for previous inappropriate portmanteau

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Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



 I forgive you, my friend.

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DamnCanadian
Jan 3, 2005

Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.
One, two, five! No, three!

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
 Sixty nine four hundred twenty

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Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005
 Does anybody want a peanut?

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You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

 I loving love Brussels sprouts!

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
 I must make a poo poo.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Aardvark! posted:

hand job line starts here

Line Em Up Em Up

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
sucked dick for fare, walked

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Code Jockey posted:

sucked dick for fare, walked

Didn’t suck well enough, apparently

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Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



 We must secure a future

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a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


 prosopagnosia

lassitude

endanger

selfless

monitor

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
 I am taking a poo poo

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Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost
Made too many baby shoes

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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
 My baby's shoes are underground

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
 for me to poop on!

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A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist
Wine is like bottled poetry

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
 I’m in a bad mood

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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
 HOOKED ON PHONICS WORKS, SLUT

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

 Up the butt, no baby.

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

 posted five words in here

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Waterbed Wendy posted:

HOOKED ON PHONICS WORKS, SLUT

Bondage night safe words, revealed.

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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Waterbed Wendy posted:

HOOKED ON PHONICS WORKS, SLUT

Reading is hard, mother fucker

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