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razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008




i love it, but it must go here

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

razorscooter posted:



i love it, but it must go here

I wonder if this has a higher or lower chance of flipping over on the approach to Indianapolis corner than the real ones

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Pretty sure it'd explode like an old tool shed in a tornado before it even got up to speed

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


Code Jockey posted:

is this too long for a thread title

Extremely.

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Pretty sure it'd explode like an old tool shed in a tornado before it even got up to speed

The visual! Perfect.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Elmnt80 posted:

Extremely.
Terrible car stuff: Willing to trade for an rear end beating from ironically-named strangers

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/nuerburgring/status/1372095748515434503

Well that loving sucks.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


drat :(

Combat Theory
Jul 16, 2017

I had the chance to get to know her personally a couple years ago. She was a wonderful person with a heart warming smile and although she was already battling cancer at the time, you could really not tell at all just from the happiness she radiated at motorsport events.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I only knew her from Top Gear but her utterly owning Clarkson by driving a delivery van around the Ring faster than he'd done in a Jaguar, and with rapier sarcasm the whole time, was one of the best things I'd ever seen on TV.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Data Graham posted:

I only knew her from Top Gear but her utterly owning Clarkson by driving a delivery van around the Ring faster than he'd done in a Jaguar, and with rapier sarcasm the whole time, was one of the best things I'd ever seen on TV.

Amen.

Her gleeful cackle was the highlight of the show.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


https://twitter.com/thealso/status/1372128818241110018?s=20

VideoGameVet
May 14, 2005

It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion. It is by the juice of Java that pedaling acquires speed, the teeth acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion.

Data Graham posted:

I only knew her from Top Gear but her utterly owning Clarkson by driving a delivery van around the Ring faster than he'd done in a Jaguar, and with rapier sarcasm the whole time, was one of the best things I'd ever seen on TV.

Yep:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KiC03_wVjc

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


Didn’t feel like working earlier today, so I reverted to my default activity of looking at lovely vehicles on Autotrader.

And holy moly, I never would have guessed that the Ram 1500 had such a hideous mess of a gauge cluster

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm
lmao, I have a 2006 Dodge Ram 1500 5.7 with about 55k miles on it to tow my trailer. The tach stopped working like ten years ago and it just kinda bounces around whenever it feels like it.

Additionally:
Ignition cylinder no longer requires a key and you can remove the key wherever you want in the travel
Coil pack harness had shorts so the dealership ran separate individual wires to a few coilpack connectors
One of the heads cracked and was replaced under warranty
Either the sunroof or the windshield leaks when it rains, it drips out of the grab handles

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Bouillon Rube posted:

Didn’t feel like working earlier today, so I reverted to my default activity of looking at lovely vehicles on Autotrader.

And holy moly, I never would have guessed that the Ram 1500 had such a hideous mess of a gauge cluster



Rams are american stuff. But they are seeping into Australia. Everyone that gets one is severely reticuled and laughed at for having a tiny weiner. My boss has one and now won't drive it to site on account of the laughter.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Just in the last 6-8 months there's loving dozens of enormous brodozer yank tanks around the streets of Melbourne. Rams, F-whatevers and Chevy trucks. I give a mate of mine enough poo poo for buying a Raptor, they're about 80k, but I was having a chat with a guy walking his dog who parked in a Ram and he said it cost a hundred and sixty thousand dollars. What the gently caress, man?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Memento posted:

Just in the last 6-8 months there's loving dozens of enormous brodozer yank tanks around the streets of Melbourne. Rams, F-whatevers and Chevy trucks. I give a mate of mine enough poo poo for buying a Raptor, they're about 80k, but I was having a chat with a guy walking his dog who parked in a Ram and he said it cost a hundred and sixty thousand dollars. What the gently caress, man?

We rip on people for having a Ranger - let alone a yank tank lol

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
What?! Here I was thinking the price was crazy in the US.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Bouillon Rube posted:

Didn’t feel like working earlier today, so I reverted to my default activity of looking at lovely vehicles on Autotrader.

And holy moly, I never would have guessed that the Ram 1500 had such a hideous mess of a gauge cluster



"I HOPE I CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT KINDA TRUCK I'M IN"
Pity they can't read.
DTE 6 miles with an eighth of a tank. nice.



Humphreys posted:

Rams are american stuff. But they are seeping into Australia. Everyone that gets one is severely reticuled and laughed at for having a tiny weiner. My boss has one and now won't drive it to site on account of the laughter.

Stateside these big rear end brodozers are the universal symbol for tiny weiner and magat.

Just wow at spending $160k for a cryco product.

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

cursedshitbox posted:

"I HOPE I CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT KINDA TRUCK I'M IN"
Pity they can't read.
DTE 6 miles with an eighth of a tank. nice.


Stateside these big rear end brodozers are the universal symbol for tiny weiner and magat.

Just wow at spending $160k for a cryco product.

The Dangerous Rise of the Supersized Pickup Truck - Bloomberg

quote:

To Albert, the booming appeal of bigger and more brutish trucks reflects “a crisis of masculinity,” he says. “Nothing could be more emasculating than driving a minivan. So you want the vehicle that’s going to maintain your performative masculinity.”

The fact that supersized pickup trucks were often deployed as political props (and weapons) during the Trump era did not escape the notice of scholars like Cara Daggett, a professor of political science at Virginia Tech. In a widely shared 2018 journal article, Daggett coined the term “petro-masculinity” to describe flamboyant expressions of fossil fuel use by men (and some women as well, but mostly men) as a reaction against social progress. To these drivers, “the affront of global warming or environmental regulations appear as insurgents on par with the dangers posed by feminists and queer movements seeking to leach energy and power from the state/traditional family,” she wrote.

Petro-masculinity helps explain not only these vehicles’ confrontational styling, but the often equally belligerent way in which they are operated.

The EPA estimates that more than half a million trucks — 15% of the diesel-powered pickups on U.S. roads — have had their emissions equipment modified over the last decade in order to increase their power and polluting potential. There’s a cottage industry devoted to the practice of bypassing emissions standards; such modified vehicles are believed to emit as much pollution as 9 million emissions-compliant diesel trucks. While illegal, some drivers flaunt their ability to pollute, via the behavior known as “rolling coal,” in which drivers of modified diesel trucks blow black smoke at targets of their disapproval (often Prius drivers or bicyclists).

“Burning fossil fuels can come to function as a knowingly violent experience,” Daggett writes, “a reassertion of white masculine power on an unruly planet that is perceived to be increasingly in need of violent, authoritarian order.”

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

kastein posted:

What?! Here I was thinking the price was crazy in the US.

They also get a RHD conversion that aint cheap. loving dumb as poo poo considering there's any number of utes that are actually good.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

This comic on authoritarianism looks at trucks a bit, too.

https://popula.com/2019/02/24/about-face/

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?


I've been blasted by coal rolling fucks on my bike.

I like to go to the hardware store in the evening, when all the old people are asleep, and the contractors are home, I like to park in the loading bay if I'm picking up more than 500lbs of poo poo, and it's always peak brodozer/Yank Tank (thanks) time.

They like to park like this.



Then load their 3 2x4's into their 7,000lb payload capacity commuter vehicle and gently caress off.



Brosef here had to use a stepladder to load his 5 pieces of trim.


This poo poo is crazy.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
I worked with a guy that would daily his dualie to our office job and park in such a way that he'd take up the four closest spaces to the door (because the truck was too wide and long to fit in a single spot), then bitch about how much debt he has.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

I saw this article recently and it makes complete sense with the current gen of trucks' styling coming from the big three.
How big they've gotten? My 31 year old single cab 8 foot bed 4wd-not-lifted diesel F350 farm truck is about the size of a new ranger, maybe a F150. They're taller, wider, have taller beltlines, higher beds, yet smaller windows so that nobody can see out of, or in. Not to mention the single cab is basically dead so they're all significantly longer sporting 4 doors.

Its all an affront. These things have gotten larger, heavier, packed with luxury options to deflect minivan sales to otherwise insecure man children. They're safer for the occupants at the detriment of everybody around them. Its extra enraging when they cue up a coal tune or outright try to ram cyclists or pedestrians. They pilot the things like there are no road laws or etiquette. They drive like their guy told them it was ok to be a giant piece of poo poo, and that because they themselves got an 84 month loan, they made it and other people are lesser and therefore should bow their superiority.

I love driving and traveling by vehicle but this covid hellworld poo poo we're in? It belongs in this thread. I've been wandering the western states in a 31 year old farmtruck and the experiences so far on the road is that its as politicized as vaccines, masks, or helping out the poor drowning at the hands of the rich. Its loving tragic. This country is loving tragic. This isn't civilized.


E2: beaten like all hell:

Uthor posted:

This comic on authoritarianism looks at trucks a bit, too.

https://popula.com/2019/02/24/about-face/


Its exactly the kind of vehicles and behavior I'm seeing on the roads.



E:

Elviscat posted:

I've been blasted by coal rolling fucks on my bike.


This poo poo is crazy.
me too. As a cyclist, moto, and as a ped.
Just today someone tried to run down my husband on a bicycle in a truck. He was nearly killed being hit by a car in 2016. Oh. gently caress. No.
Same loving parking and utilization too. Big ole truck, parking like a shitstain, barely utilizing it to haul more than their fat kids or wife.

cursedshitbox fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Mar 18, 2021

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Uthor posted:

This comic on authoritarianism looks at trucks a bit, too.

https://popula.com/2019/02/24/about-face/

That was a really good read, cheers.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Uthor posted:

I worked with a guy that would daily his dualie to our office job and park in such a way that he'd take up the four closest spaces to the door (because the truck was too wide and long to fit in a single spot), then bitch about how much debt he has.

I broke a tail light backing into a Ford truck. It was dark and I didn't notice it parked about six spaces down from me. I just backed out of my spot, spun the wheel, got ready to put it in first and then crunch.

It was an F-350 King Ranch long bed. The fucker was over 20' long and stuck halfway out into the parking lot lane. It went 10' beyond the end of the lines, even though it was pulled fully in to the curb. My own car could pull to the curb with 3' of line extending behind it. The bottom edge of the bumper just caught the back right corner of my car. I almost fit under it.

A ridiculously large vehicle.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Uthor posted:

This comic on authoritarianism looks at trucks a bit, too.

https://popula.com/2019/02/24/about-face/

Eh, I've seen this before, and while I think it makes some valid points, and certainly identifies trends in American culture, it assumes far too deep a level of reasoning for these actions besides dipshits going "black ops military man cool!" The inference built on an inference reminds me of Q poo poo.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Memento posted:

Just in the last 6-8 months there's loving dozens of enormous brodozer yank tanks around the streets of Melbourne. Rams, F-whatevers and Chevy trucks. I give a mate of mine enough poo poo for buying a Raptor, they're about 80k, but I was having a chat with a guy walking his dog who parked in a Ram and he said it cost a hundred and sixty thousand dollars. What the gently caress, man?

Low interest rates dude. If any of the banks raised their interest rates by .25% you'll see abandoned twin cab Utes littering the sides of roads like people do in with their supercars in the Middle East

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Uthor posted:

I worked with a guy that would daily his dualie to our office job and park in such a way that he'd take up the four closest spaces to the door (because the truck was too wide and long to fit in a single spot), then bitch about how much debt he has.
That's literally the Alberta way. Buy a diesel bro truck, lift it 6', put on $10K worth of rimz and tires, flat deck for your Turbocharged sled or quad, ugly as gently caress harley, financed out the rear end at horrific APRs becuase they can't get normal financing,

and then promptly lose everything within 30 days of getting laid off because you have zero savings other than your "toy investments" and no marketable skills other than semi-skilled manual labor that translates into minimum wage everywhere else.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

You Am I posted:

Low interest rates dude. If any of the banks raised their interest rates by .25% you'll see abandoned twin cab Utes littering the sides of roads like people do in with their supercars in the Middle East

That would be great, because I could pick up a lightly used Hilux or something for a steal.

The best part about my mate with the Raptor (2.0L twin turbo diesel engine) is when he was telling me about it after he bought it and I said "oh yeah, my wife's Focus has a 2.0L engine" as if there was any similarity at all. He couldn't help himself and launched into a massive diatribe about turbos and diesel compression ratios and torque curves etc etc. The lowest hanging fruit, but still funny.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)


quote:

These vehicles have a voracious appetite for space, one that’s increasingly irreconcilable with the way cities (and garages, and parking lots) are built.

The neighbor who has the garage under my living room..... pretty new Ram 2500 crew cab 4x4. It doesn't fit through the garage in any way - it's too tall to clear the top of the door frame, MIGHT be able to barely squeeze in by the sides if the mirrors are removed (not folded in) if it didn't have hips. Garage is probably long enough for it, so there's that (my Outback fits easily length-wise with a good 8 ft to spare, but I occasionally bump a mirror pulling in). So they use the garage for storage and park the Ram in front of it. For comparison, I parked a newish U-Haul box truck (only a 10 footer) next to it for several days, and it made the U-Haul look like a toy.

Another neighbor had a beefed up 4Runner - they couldn't close the garage with it in there. It did fit with the door opened fully, but it didn't clear the arm on the door opener - so the door just remained open while they lived here. That 4Runner had a decent lift on it though. Would have made more sense for them to just get a covered parking space ($35 vs $100), especially since they just had the one car and weren't using the garage for storage.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
Yank Tank is a wonderful phrase

also I would kill for a ute in the USA :smith:

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Elviscat posted:

I've been blasted by coal rolling fucks on my bike.

I've had trucks roll coal at me when I'm in my Focus. They probably think it's just a basic compact eco car until I go to pass them and they realize their cummins powered dually can't keep up with a blue M&M colored hatchback.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Code Jockey posted:

Yank Tank is a wonderful phrase

A great term I saw recently is G.A.P.S. for "Great American Potency Syndrome", the need to have more than is needed, just in case.

More truck, more food, more guns, more prepper stockpiles, more MORE.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Code Jockey posted:

Yank Tank is a wonderful phrase

also I would kill for a ute in the USA :smith:

I can help a little if you want when looking for one if you wan. But theres a guy that brings them in:

Sorry it's a Vinwiki video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjTOEX-qJB8

Pine Cone Jones
Dec 6, 2009

You throw me the acorn, I throw you the whip!
I love cars, motorcycles, anything that's motorized or has wheels really, but I can't understate how much I loving hate brotrucks. It's gotten to the point to where I just see every crossover or suv in the same lens as brotrucks now. I wish there was something that could be done to get them off the road and get the drivers of them into therapy or at least to understand how much of a shitstain they are.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Pine Cone Jones posted:

I love cars, motorcycles, anything that's motorized or has wheels really, but I can't understate how much I loving hate brotrucks. It's gotten to the point to where I just see every crossover or suv in the same lens as brotrucks now. I wish there was something that could be done to get them off the road and get the drivers of them into therapy or at least to understand how much of a shitstain they are.

Yeah SUVs, and softroaders poo poo me to tears.

"He's got a big car and he drives real fast, but you cant see where ya going with your head up your rear end"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blO3EtP_D10

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um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I hate how I try to make a turn out of a business and try to look both ways to clear the intersection and have a big dumb SUV or truck pull up next to me, entirely blocking my view, either requiring me to pull into the intersection a little to see around them, or wait until they go.

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