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Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Pumpkins were about to go extinct after gomphotheres died out and stopped spreading their seeds.



I hereby nominate gomphotheres for the coveted and highly contested title of "least sexy animal"

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A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Tree Bucket posted:

I hereby nominate gomphotheres for the coveted and highly contested title of "least sexy animal"

They're goofy as hell but are they less sexy than deep sea nightmare fish? I don't know how to quantify this, the scale of sexy animals.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

I want to say most gomphotheres looked more like elephants than that but, uh, in retrospect elephants look pretty weird huh?


This is still always relevant when posting depictions of paleofauna though

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/natashaumer/dinosaur-animals

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




Memento posted:

Until I was about 6 I thought that you just got a citrus tree, and depending on what fruit you wanted, you took it off the tree at a certain time. I think I had seen a lemon tree with unripe (green) lemons on it, and assumed they were limes that ripened into lemons.

Dumb, certainly, but I was a little kid.

I worked with someone who thought that till they were 19 or 20 and we only discovered that when we sent them to the shop to get lemons

The yellow or green ones? they asked

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Come on, how can you make a song like that and not include the fact that a group of rats are called a mischief?

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/Lm72dqm.gifv

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1372331431914049542

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Old but great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZY4ovo5hjM

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Skarsnik posted:

The yellow or green ones? they asked

In some languages that's literally how they are defined

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


https://twitter.com/djjazzyjeff215/status/1371655653236822019?s=21

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Tree Bucket posted:

I hereby nominate gomphotheres for the coveted and highly contested title of "least sexy animal"

what do you mean, least sexy?!? imagine that thing going down on you!

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

They're goofy as hell but are they less sexy than deep sea nightmare fish? I don't know how to quantify this, the scale of sexy animals.

Where might salmon fit on this scale?


Mozi posted:

what do you mean, least sexy?!? imagine that thing going down on you!

It can bite pumpkins in half, I don't want it anywhere near me!
Although-

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
:yikes: :stdh:

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/BrianWilsonLive/status/1372514950854418432?s=19

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Probably, but at least this poo poo is real. And now I feel old.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

They're goofy as hell but are they less sexy than deep sea nightmare fish? I don't know how to quantify this, the scale of sexy animals.

But the light :swoon:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Josh juked so hard he turned ole 'Stans left hand right

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

This isn't the devil, it's just the Muggsy Bouges monstar from Space Jam.

necroid
May 14, 2009


lmao almost everywhere you look there's something wrong with the anatomy of both

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

SpacePig posted:

This isn't the devil, it's just the Muggsy Bouges monstar from Space Jam.

That's even more impressive, truth be told.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdto2MAsU0s

i cant handle this dog, it looks like a dude in a suit

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Carthag Tuek posted:

i cant handle this dog, it looks like a dude in a suit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlaDzVoGR3Y

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Tree Bucket posted:

I hereby nominate gomphotheres for the coveted and highly contested title of "least sexy animal"

They'd be under some fierce competition - I mean, they would have to compete against you.

and also me

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Samovar posted:

They'd be under some fierce competition - I mean, they would have to compete against you.

and also me

Turn your monitor

off

:love:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




lmao

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Tree Bucket posted:

Where might salmon fit on this scale?
....

Sexy as hell. Just look at those pink bellies.

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009




The collective noun for unicorns is a blessing, and narwhales are basically the unicorns of the sea, so this fits. :allears:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Carthag Tuek posted:

i cant handle this dog, it looks like a dude in a suit

https://i.imgur.com/qqnSOE0.mp4

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
That's a Muppet.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense




I love the one on the left getting it’s face mushed when the guy steps back

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug



Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F16JVhAiUHg

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




also :pwn: i dont like humandogs


ps also i would have thought "a murder of ravens" was more common than "an unkindness of ravens"

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM
It's a murder of crows

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Super Waffle posted:

It's a murder of crows

oh right :doh:

i like parliament of rooks, cause good lord they talk a lot

naem
May 29, 2011

https://youtu.be/7z36Hk92Lfc

bat maaaann

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necroid
May 14, 2009


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