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Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


LimburgLimbo posted:

True that, we’re both correct but talking past each other, a tale as old as 1999 when the somethingawful forums were created

I'm more correct than you motherfucker!!!1

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Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


The best thing about Chengdu mornings were the ones where the air was so polluted you could stare directly at the sun and it wasn't even bright.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Suggesting that the great red sun of revolution rises at different "time zones" is reactionary, please meet my heavily armed student friends

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
东方红,太阳升,
现在只有三点钟。

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Grand Fromage posted:

I lived on the other side of the country from Seoul. I dunno what the precise technical dawn time was, but there were many occasions I stumbled out of the bar at 4 AM and the sky was already lighting up.

Dawn in Tokyo in June is 3:50 AM, lol.

In Chengdu it was like... 6.
tbh July dawn in London is obscenely early and they zeroed the whole system there.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Grand Fromage posted:

I lived on the other side of the country from Seoul. I dunno what the precise technical dawn time was, but there were many occasions I stumbled out of the bar at 4 AM and the sky was already lighting up.

honestly that's pretty normal imo, dusk in june is also quite late in japan. even if the sun rises at 4 in the morning, it's as bright as high noon at 4pm and the sky won't even dim til like 7 or 8.

hell if we're talking about hosed up clock times we can't forget colorado, where you can still see the sun's glow on the horizon at nearly 9pm. thanks dst!

Fur20 fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Mar 17, 2021

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Japan is pretty far south, approximately around the west coast of the US in latitude. It shouldn't be daylight any earlier or later in Tokyo than it is in Los Angeles. If you want long daylight hours in the northern hemisphere you need to really far north. Whitehorse in the Yukon gets like 19 hours of daylight in the summer.

CIGNX
May 7, 2006

You can trust me

Mozi posted:

东方红,太阳升,
现在只有三点钟。

:perfect:

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Shumagorath posted:

tbh July dawn in London is obscenely early and they zeroed the whole system there.

well, noon is "supposed" be when the sun is at its zenith. that means there should be as much sunlight before noon as after noon. but that's dumb and lame unless you're a farmer and/or going to bed at like 7pm in the summer.

Ailumao
Nov 4, 2004

timezones aside, china does one thing right with time and thats not having any loving stupid daylight savings poo poo.

hard agree on Japan being weird as gently caress where sunrise is at like 4am, tho.

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki
just visit Moscow in summer. best of both worlds. the sun is at its peak at noon, but also rises at like 3am

Original_Z
Jun 14, 2005
Z so good

SerCypher posted:


It only really gets complicated if you try to leave on one and enter on another. Some places won't let you enter with a passport unless you have a stamp from the place you left from.


I could see this maybe like 20 years ago but these days? Half of the countries I visit these days don't give stamps anymore.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

https://www.watoday.com.au/world/asia/china-to-put-detained-canadians-on-trial-this-week-20210318-p57c1s.html

So it looks like the two Canadian "spies" that are definitely NOT hostages to be traded for Meng Wanzhou, (daughter of Huawei founder), will be getting their time in court soon. In a truly real court of law that will examine evidence and definitely NOT be influenced by political motives of petty revenge.

The article mentions a possible prisoner swap, with Ms Meng being worth the two spies, as well as a couple of disharmonious Hong Kongers. But would Canada be up for it? Could Canada legally do anything like that? Also, it tickles me that China is threatening Canada as part of its hissyfit spat with the US.

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe
The Canadians helped arrest her, didn't they? Also way less risky to gently caress with Canada than the US.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Gaius Marius posted:

Well instead of having multiple timezones it has one, glad I could help

lol

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
in june, dawn in poland is at 3:13 and dusk lasts until 22:20. Kicks rear end

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

I’m starting to see more “abandon Taiwan” articles recently, not a great sign.

https://www.businessinsider.com/us-war-with-china-over-taiwan-would-be-foolish-costly-2021-3

https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2021-03-14/max-hastings-china-might-defeat-america-in-war-over-taiwan

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
Only a 99.2% guilty rate, what happened to the other 0.8%

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Lord, that first one. "America could lose a war against China!!1!"

Good to see CCP money well spent, I suppose.

Zakrello
Feb 17, 2015

missile imbound
would have been a hard one due to geological reasons, thats for sure.

losing to China????? what drugs are they taking can I have some?

Not So Fast
Dec 27, 2007



The underlying justification seems to be "please give the DoD more money".

SerCypher
May 10, 2006

Gay baby jail...? What the hell?

I really don't like the sound of that...
Fun Shoe

Not So Fast posted:

The underlying justification seems to be "please give the DoD more money".

That's what they always are.

Lots of fearmongering articles like "China now has a larger navy than the US!" and then you look at it and 90% of the vessels are coastal patrol craft.

The latest article I read with that headline had buried in there that the US has 10x the number of vertical launch cells (missile launchers) afloat that the PLAN does.

So no risk of getting outgunned any time soon. But defence contractors gotta get paid.

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

How much of a match would the Japanese navy be to China's at this point? Japan hasn't yet abandoned their anti-military policy, but as I'm given to understnad they are supposed to have a deceptively powerful military despite all that, and seem to be near the top in military spending in absolute (though not relative) terms.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


With the armchair general caveat, the Japanese navy is large, modern, and well trained. Everything I've read thinks Japan's navy could take on China still, but China does have a lot of submarines so I bet an actual fight between them would depend on how well those perform.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Just because it sinks doesn't mean it's a sub. It has to resurface first.

LimburgLimbo
Feb 10, 2008

Randarkman posted:

How much of a match would the Japanese navy be to China's at this point? Japan hasn't yet abandoned their anti-military policy, but as I'm given to understnad they are supposed to have a deceptively powerful military despite all that, and seem to be near the top in military spending in absolute (though not relative) terms.

Same armchair general caveat but Japan's navy is by all reports pretty good and though small and a lot of their budget goes to actually paying their soldiers somewhat competitive wages, they're nonetheless very well equipped and apparently well trained, and if it came down to actual defensive ops moral would be reasonably high et al.

Navy and air force are one of those things where you gently caress up once and oops literally half you modern effective forces might get wiped out in a day so there's always wildcard aspects to it but all indications are that Japan could likely take on a whole lot of the Chinese military solo.

In some Tom Clancy poo poo where they were hitting China from the flanks while they were trying to take over Taiwan? (which, jokes aside, might be the actual trigger for WW3 and is if anything perhaps one of the more possible scenarios) they would probably be highly effective.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
The JMSDF is very well equipped with guided missile destroyers, frigates, and helo carriers. They train anti-submarine warfare all the time with US partners. They only rank behind a few navies in the world for overall tonnage.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
Doesn’t the PLAN only have capacity to land something along the lines of tens of thousands of troops? I remember their landing ship capacity is laughably tiny.

LimburgLimbo
Feb 10, 2008

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Doesn’t the PLAN only have capacity to land something along the lines of tens of thousands of troops? I remember their landing ship capacity is laughably tiny.

Amphibious troop landing capacity is something that basically nobody maintains in a significant way because it's not meaningful in modern conflicts. If you want to land troops you do it via plane with complete control of airspace, or you don't at all, at the moment.

If China wants to invade Taiwan though they'd have to build it up and there's no realistic way to do that in a hidden way. This is one of the big sticking points in the whole Taiwan defense thing.

SerCypher
May 10, 2006

Gay baby jail...? What the hell?

I really don't like the sound of that...
Fun Shoe

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Doesn’t the PLAN only have capacity to land something along the lines of tens of thousands of troops? I remember their landing ship capacity is laughably tiny.

They have a decent number of landing ships.

Quite a few of these:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Type_071_amphibious_transport_dock

And larger ones coming out.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Type_075_landing_helicopter_dock

No nation has the ability to land more than small numbers of troops anymore. Opposed amphibious landings are relatively unrealistic against any peer power since the threat from land based anti shipping missiles is so high.

The use case for these would be grabbing contested islands, and for that use 10,000 troops would be plenty.

As others have said though the JMSDF is pretty tough. Combined with the Taiwanese and South Korean Navies China is outgunned in its own backyard, not to mention the US.

One fun note about the Taiwanese Navy though is they still have some WW2 era us submarines in use. They occasionally have to ask for help from US computer museums when the analogue computers break.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Cutlass_(SS-478)

They're going to use them until at least 2026!

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Neat, I had no idea there was poo poo from WW2 still in active service. I thought the Iowa class battleships in the Gulf War were the last ones.

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


Grand Fromage posted:

Neat, I had no idea there was poo poo from WW2 still in active service. I thought the Iowa class battleships in the Gulf War were the last ones.

You'd be surprised what old poo poo is still kicking around.

Paraguay still has some WW2 era M3 Stuart light tanks and M9 Half-tracks in active service and they only retired their Shermans in 2018.

SerCypher
May 10, 2006

Gay baby jail...? What the hell?

I really don't like the sound of that...
Fun Shoe

Grand Fromage posted:

Neat, I had no idea there was poo poo from WW2 still in active service. I thought the Iowa class battleships in the Gulf War were the last ones.

Yah, you can read the trip the US computer historians took to help them fix it.

https://maritime.org/taiwan/index.htm

There was some stuff they had never seen actually working before.

quote:

The ROC Navy includes some effective and modern destroyers. Some they have built themselves in their own shipyard, while others are from the US and France. Tuesday afternoon this Guppy II prepared to go to sea and play cat and mouse. We had been talking with the crew about the upcoming mission, and they assured us that they are always able to hold their own. In training with the destroyer crews this 60 year old Guppy II boat always gets the "drop" on the much newer destroyers. They are good at what they do.
Literally down periscope.

Pictures:
https://maritime.org/taiwan/photo_2.htm

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

You'd be surprised what old poo poo is still kicking around.

Paraguay still has some WW2 era M3 Stuart light tanks and M9 Half-tracks in active service and they only retired their Shermans in 2018.

I guess I'm less surprised about WW2 equipment surviving in countries that aren't dropping the kind of cash Taiwan does on its military. I am not a Paraguayist but I imagine they're not dealing with the same kind of active threat Taiwan does.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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If you're a third world dictatorship whose primary military interest is being able to roll tanks around to intimidate civilians then WW2 stuff still gets the job done tbh.

LimburgLimbo
Feb 10, 2008
There's one of those things where a weapon can have a functional life beyond what you'd expect because it's inherent mission and capabilities hasn't really changed despite the development of technology.

A sniper with a bolt action rifle reallllly hasn't changed their basic direct offensive weaponry much in the last 100 years, and against the right targets (undefended or high-value targets, and more broadly speaking to be a thread and impediment to mobility by simply existing) they're largely as potent as they ever were, and subs are in some ways the snipers of the sea.

LimburgLimbo
Feb 10, 2008
This is without even getting in to stuff like the B-52 (ended production in '62, slated to run until 2050) and M2HB .50 cal (which will probably literally be popping up in conflicts 2100 and beyond).

LimburgLimbo fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Mar 18, 2021

SerCypher
May 10, 2006

Gay baby jail...? What the hell?

I really don't like the sound of that...
Fun Shoe

Grand Fromage posted:

I guess I'm less surprised about WW2 equipment surviving in countries that aren't dropping the kind of cash Taiwan does on its military. I am not a Paraguayist but I imagine they're not dealing with the same kind of active threat Taiwan does.

The problem is most countries can't sell stuff to Taiwan without China getting mad.

It's not really about money, it's about access. China absolutely lost its poo poo several times over the past few years when we started selling them M1 tanks, newer F16s, new torpedos, etc. The US just basically sells them whatever they want now.

Up until recently, huge parts of their arsenals were forever upgraded versions of stuff from the pre-normalization period. Although even prior to that, they wouldn't sell them anything 'offensive' because they were worried Chiang Kai Shek would use it to attack the mainland.


Edit: It's a big sticking point with China. A possible cross channel invasion was foiled because we gave the ROC airforce the first prototype heat sinking missiles and they gave the PLAAF a bloody nose. Part of China's attempts at isolating taiwan is aimed at cutting off their access to modern arms.

SerCypher fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Mar 18, 2021

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


LimburgLimbo posted:

There's one of those things where a weapon can have a functional life beyond what you'd expect because it's inherent mission and capabilities hasn't really changed despite the development of technology.

A sniper with a bolt action rifle reallllly hasn't changed their basic direct offensive weaponry much in the last 100 years, and against the right targets (undefended or high-value targets, and more broadly speaking to be a thread and impediment to mobility by simply existing) they're largely as potent as they ever were, and subs are in some ways the snipers of the sea.

Yeah, guns are an obvious one. A modern pistol isn't vastly different than a M1911.

Wonder if there's still anybody flying WW2 era aircraft (to fight, not as trainers).

E: Looks like the oldest operating fighter is the Shenyang J-5, which is a 1956 copy of the MiG-17.

Grand Fromage fucked around with this message at 21:27 on Mar 18, 2021

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Dont Touch ME
Apr 1, 2018

Wait until anti-missile tech becomes viable and we start selling them that, too. Beijing will be livid.

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