Alkydere posted:

https://twitter.com/JordanRasko/status/1367677410255142914

Hollandia posted:

Jordan owns.

Wait, is she a goon?

Alkydere posted:

https://twitter.com/JordanRasko/status/1367677410255142914

Stabby McDamage posted:

This is a very good reaction and a very good video.

But I gotta ask, what game is that?

Poops Mcgoots posted:

Looks like Sea of Thieves.

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

I love the movie, but the TV series has Colin Robinson, so it wins by a gigantic landslide.

Alkydere posted:

https://twitter.com/JordanRasko/status/1367677410255142914

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

SpacePig posted:

https://youtu.be/GceNsojnMf0

Scholtz posted:

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

When you're a healthy 19 year old and you do a marijuana just once

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

When you're a healthy 19 year old and you do a marijuana just once

OwlFancier posted:

I really do enjoy that every picture of phil looks like he's just been injected with the herbert west juice and has returned screaming from the afterlife.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

A lot of people don't know prince Philip was Alexander the Great's father. Yeah it's the same guy. So I think he's got a right to look a bit haggard.

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

As an american, I'm just so happy that even when we sink to our lowest and elect a failed steak salesman / casino bankrupter / daughter fucker, England has our back and goes even dumber and elects Worse Trump while destroying their own economy, cutting themselves off from trade, and proudly declaring an actual mummy has divine right to rule over them because his sibling parents hosed in the same castle as their sibling parents.

Thump! posted:

lol I just remembered that Philip II of Macedon's attacker, one of his bodyguards, tripped on a vine and got stabbed to death right after ganking phil.

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

As an american, I'm just so happy that even when we sink to our lowest and elect a failed steak salesman / casino bankrupter / daughter fucker, England has our back and goes even dumber and elects Worse Trump while destroying their own economy, cutting themselves off from trade, and proudly declaring an actual mummy has divine right to rule over them because his sibling parents hosed in the same castle as their sibling parents.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Did she win?

Late Fees posted:

AITA for telling my kids that memes are going to ruin their lives?

Throwaway because I don't really use reddit, my husband told me I should post here because he's not sure I did the right thing. I (60F) recently had a harsh conversation with my two daughters (25F) and (19F) that I think might've gone too far. Both of my kids had to move back in with myself and their father due to the pandemic. My oldest lost her job acting in New York City and my youngest's medical program at her school shut down in person classes. Despite the age difference, they've always been incredibly close. During quarantine, they have adapted some weird habits and become quite obsessed with the tiktok app. This never bothered me, they were always laughing and getting along with each other even if my husband and I could never follow along.

But during these last few weeks, they just roam about the house yelling these strange references to each other, almost having full conversations made out of complete nonsense internet jargon. Some of them are harmless like singing that ratatouille musical and doing little dances in the mirror together but sometimes they yell "Hey chad, NICE COCK!" at each other from across the house. None of this makes sense and it's becoming more frequent and incessant. I asked one of them to snap green beans for dinner this week and they both immediately yelled "A BAKED BEAN" over each other for a minute. They wiggle their voices and go "mom, I threw up" randomly, they yell "I got b*tches off the Zan!", one of them will say "YOU CAN'T MAKE A WIFE OUT OF A TRUCK" and the other honks. One will score a point on a video game and the other will say "that was mad stonks". None of it makes sense! They do this kind of thing so frequently and in such perfect synchronism that they can talk like this for hours and make no sense but be totally content. There are so many more weird things they yell and I'm worried they are lessening their actual social skills and are becoming completely looney in quarantine.

So the other day it was happening so incessantly that I said to them "you guys know you can't be acting like this out in the real world" and they initially laughed it off but I told them that no one is going to take them seriously in classes or in a job interview and they had better not act like this in public. I don't want them to get laughed at or not be able to maintain relationships because they won't stop acting weird and making no sense all the time. So I told them to cut all this meme crap before it ruins their lives and job prospects. They're full adults for Pete's sake! I know it was hard for them to move back home but I feel like they've both regressed back to this weird childish state?? They were upset with me and went off to their bedrooms to lay in bed and watch videos again. They haven't come down to talk to me since. AITA?

3D Megadoodoo posted:

He must've felt a right fool.

It's always interesting to read what happened to a ruler's assassin(s) because it's pretty much fifty-sixty that they get killed toot but also sweet or... well, not. And I seem to remember at least one instance where some dudes off the ruler, and before they can instate a new ruler, another mob offs them for it and then puts some guy on the throne... maybe even the same guy the original mob wanted? (I'm sure this is vague enough that it MUST be true.)

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

https://twitter.com/UnhingedArab/status/1372171772942901261

3D Megadoodoo posted:

toot sweet