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Dang, he woke up black and tan.
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Mar 16, 2021 15:18
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Mar 17, 2021 11:10
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Cartoon Man posted:
I keep finding uses for this 
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Mar 17, 2021 11:16
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Cartoon Man posted:
The real crime is that he didn't wait for someone to say "lend me your ears" so he could deliver the ultimate punchline
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Cross posting from the Schad thread, because it is hilarious.  Edit Also a cross post, and also hilarious. 
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Mar 17, 2021 14:59
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ZombieLenin posted:Cross posting from the Schad thread, because it is hilarious. “Mr. Coyote? Mr. Wile E. Coyote?” “Officer, I’m Peter Coyote. From the movie ET? The narrator of almost every show on PBS that isn’t Morgan Freeman?”
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America’s Covid Swab Supply Depends on Two Cousins Who Hate Each Other
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 https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/mar/19/experience-gwyneth-paltrows-vagina-candle-erupted-in-my-front-room
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Mar 19, 2021 13:07
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I always said that nothing good will come of that vagina.
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Mar 19, 2021 13:14
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:
That's why you should always lay down a plastic sheet before you light a candle
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Mar 19, 2021 16:37
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:
Again?! When will they learn that a woo 'tang can ain't nuthin ta gently caress wit?
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Mar 19, 2021 16:54
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Glad that last word was “room”.
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Mar 19, 2021 19:22
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Melaneus posted:Again?!
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Mar 19, 2021 19:28
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:
Are we sure this isn't the expected result?
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By popular demand posted:I always said that nothing good will come of that vagina. Hey, Apple Martin is a decent singer.
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The MSJ posted:Hey, Apple Martin is a decent singer. their celebrity-named child has a singing career now? time needs to stop
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https://twitter.com/aaronfullerton/status/1372582558752415744?s=21
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whoever wrote that headline needs to be fired and banned from writing articles or headlines ever again
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Mar 20, 2021 06:19
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But can it differentiate small pastries from shrimps?
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Mar 20, 2021 11:04
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Carthag Tuek posted:whoever wrote that headline needs to be fired and banned from writing articles or headlines ever again A bear claw is a pastry.
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Mar 20, 2021 12:24
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The War Queer posted:A bear claw is a pastry. Therefore a small bearclaw is a shrimp.
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Mar 20, 2021 13:12
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All shrimp are pastries, however,
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Someone was being tested here. Either the runner or someone leaking deets to the cops.
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The local Haribo plant manager: "But if that's where all our product went, what did we ship out last Tuesday? Good god..."
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Lobok posted:The local Haribo plant manager: "But if that's where all our product went, what did we ship out last Tuesday? Good god..." I will also accept this as a possibility.
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So Google, who wrote TensorFlow. The software used for the all these "AI used for <problem> with high success". Machine learning is only one field of AI, but since a few years ago 99% of the AI news are about ML and 99% of these are about somebody using TensorFlow for <problem>. Has if the field is doing a lot of progress. Where is just new <problem> where TensorFlow is useful.
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Tei posted:So Google, who wrote TensorFlow. The software used for the all these "AI used for <problem> with high success". Nah. Here’s the article. https://www.newyorker.com/tech/annals-of-technology/the-pastry-ai-that-learned-to-fight-cancer
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beefnoodle posted:Nah. Here’s the article. https://www.newyorker.com/tech/annals-of-technology/the-pastry-ai-that-learned-to-fight-cancer *reads* ok, this is the other 1%. not much different, anyway, since is some guy that wrote their own neural network library
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Goddamn it mystery pervert there's a time and a place for these things and 'in public on unconsenting randos' isn't it! And what's that? Are you being racist?! Get the gently caress out of here and leave your badge, you'll get summons to perv court in the mail.
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Mar 23, 2021 13:13
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What's the punishment in perv court? Will he be forced to bath fully clothed while people chant "Shame! Shame!"?
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Mar 23, 2021 13:14
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That's up to the perverts to decide, but I'm hoping that he loses his licence to practice perversion within the U.S. And has to run away to some shady south American country at the very least. And if the attorney General of the U.S. Is reading, no need to freeze his assets just flush it down.
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Mar 23, 2021 13:18
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should have chopped his loving dick off
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Mar 23, 2021 13:45
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nishi koichi posted:should have chopped his loving dick off Just because she's Asian doesn't mean she carries a katana, man.
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anyone
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Mar 23, 2021 14:34
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Calm down, it's not an anonymous confession.
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The MSJ posted:What's the punishment in perv court? Will he be forced to bath fully clothed while people chant "Shame! Shame!"?
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