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when a game has a cool soundtrack but only lets you use the music player in a menu.
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Mario 3D World has a lot of pipes that lead to an island with a single Toad House or a Casino and I don't understand why they just put the Toad House or Casino where the pipe is.
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Mar 19, 2021 04:55
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fadam posted:Mario 3D World has a lot of pipes that lead to an island with a single Toad House or a Casino and I don't understand why they just put the Toad House or Casino where the pipe is.
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Mar 19, 2021 04:57
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fadam posted:Mario 3D World has a lot of pipes that lead to an island with a single Toad House or a Casino and I don't understand why they just put the Toad House or Casino where the pipe is. the entire point of a pipe is the mystery of what lies beyond, fadam
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Mar 19, 2021 05:00
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 Oh no this is so unfun I hate it so much! Mario going down pipes is unnatural!
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Mar 19, 2021 05:00
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fadam posted:Mario 3D World has a lot of pipes that lead to an island with a single Toad House or a Casino and I don't understand why they just put the Toad House or Casino where the pipe is. The island with the house was there first. That's the island where toad lives / the island that has unenforced gambling laws.
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Mar 19, 2021 05:02
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Arrhythmia posted:The island with the house was there first. That's the island where toad lives / the island that has unenforced gambling laws.
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Mar 19, 2021 05:04
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FactsAreUseless posted:
mario flying sideways through the pipe like that is unnatural
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Mar 19, 2021 05:21
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he’s never been able to enter a horizontal pipe in midair in any games i can recall.
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Mar 19, 2021 05:28
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fadam posted:Mario 3D World has a lot of pipes that lead to an island with a single Toad House or a Casino and I don't understand why they just put the Toad House or Casino where the pipe is. there generally also used to be a miiverse fairy saying that they love mario and their mom and dad fight a lot next to the toad house so it was more of a reward
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Mar 19, 2021 05:41
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b_d posted:he’s never been able to enter a horizontal pipe in midair in any games i can recall.
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Mar 19, 2021 05:46
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absolutely anything posted:there generally also used to be a miiverse fairy saying that they love mario and their mom and dad fight a lot next to the toad house so it was more of a reward the miiverse was too beautiful for this world
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Mar 19, 2021 07:21
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games where you can build stuff that are actually grid based, but don't show you the grid and pretend it's free placement so it gets all fiddly for no reason
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Mar 19, 2021 09:00
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beat em ups and fighters with bad punching and kicking sound effects
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Mar 19, 2021 12:12
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absolutely anything posted:there generally also used to be a miiverse fairy saying that they love mario and their mom and dad fight a lot next to the toad house so it was more of a reward rip that sounds cool
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Mar 19, 2021 14:21
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trying to jack off posted:stealth games are tricky because the ai has to be kind of stupid and unrealistic because if it was too human you would basically be hosed the moment you're spotted I'd be fine.
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Mar 19, 2021 15:14
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when the developers can't be bothered to animate something so there's either a flash of light or a fade out/in and afterwards a door is opened or a monster appears or whatever. mostly seen in mid-budget jrpgs
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Mar 19, 2021 16:27
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little munchkin posted:when the developers can't be bothered to animate something so there's either a flash of light or a fade out/in and afterwards a door is opened or a monster appears or whatever. mostly seen in mid-budget jrpgs people going to sleep on top of the cover fully clothed
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Mar 19, 2021 16:36
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I always liked Mario faceplanting into bed in Mario RPG
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Mar 19, 2021 16:47
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when someone's sleeping and snoring and a little bubble isn't coming out of their nose
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Mar 19, 2021 17:11
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EmmyOk posted:people going to sleep on top of the cover fully clothed playing two player secret of mana, having the boy get hit by the slow spell from a howler, and then rushing back to the todo village inn so that player two can talk to the innkeep and cause everyone to glitch so they're buried in the floor instead of under the bedsheets ftw
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Mar 19, 2021 17:45
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Bicyclops posted:playing two player secret of mana, having the boy get hit by the slow spell from a howler, and then rushing back to the todo village inn so that player two can talk to the innkeep and cause everyone to glitch so they're buried in the floor instead of under the bedsheets ftw when they wake up in secret of mana and run sideways into their bed for a while during the save game dialog
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Mar 19, 2021 17:51
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Sharks Eat Bear posted:when someone's sleeping and snoring and a little bubble isn't coming out of their nose
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Mar 19, 2021 18:01
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fadam posted:Mario 3D World has a lot of pipes that lead to an island with a single Toad House or a Casino and I don't understand why they just put the Toad House or Casino where the pipe is. Your "postingnsytle" is somehow perfectly calibrated to make me want to make non actionable threats of murder in minecraft/roblox/fortnite creative mode\valheom/ etc. Every time my eyes accidently set upon them. Stunning
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Mar 19, 2021 18:09
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Shibawanko posted:when they wake up in secret of mana and run sideways into their bed for a while during the save game dialog secret of mana is a beloved hit and i still think it's underrated
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Mar 19, 2021 18:09
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EmmyOk posted:people going to sleep on top of the cover fully clothed it's funny. we can throw around reality-bending magics, catastropic explosions and apocalyptic monster after apocalyptic monster, but a character putting a shirt on is still staggeringly difficult. one of those funny oddities of doing everything in real time...
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Mar 19, 2021 18:11
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video game characters have to be very careful taking off their clothes or they clip through them. quistis is still recovering from a brain injury from when she climbed a ladder behind rinoa.
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Mar 19, 2021 18:15
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The Kins posted:having characters change clothes in a natural way (as opposed to like a camera cut or a sims-style spin-around-whirlwind model swap) is something people are still figuring out how to do. the mass effects used some clever camera tricks to convince people that clothes were getting removed, and the witcher 3 handled it in a pretty funny way with yennifer, but we only just started figuring it out properly with that one cutscene in uncharted 4 where nate takes off a suit jacket Yakuza figured it out by just having a dramatic cut to the character’s back tattoo when they rip their shirt/jacket off
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Mar 19, 2021 18:17
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Bicyclops posted:secret of mana is a beloved hit and i still think it's underrated yeah it owns. i kind of think its better than the sequel just for being a bit more contained and cute and having a single storyline. my post wasnt a peeve by the way i love the bed running
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Mar 19, 2021 18:46
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Secret if mamas combat sucks rear end and your stupid prick party memebers dont move until their humping the edge of the screen.
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Mar 19, 2021 18:53
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i like how the final sword orb can only be gotten with one of those uncle at nintendo glitches where you have to physically reset your snes, and then it actually works and has a sprite for the final sword too
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Mar 19, 2021 18:57
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mysterious loyall X posted:Secret if mamas combat sucks rear end and your stupid prick party memebers dont move until their humping the edge of the screen. If I wanted to wait for a meter to fill before I could act again I would just play one of the millions of gacha games on iOS (thank you Steve Jobs [Thank you Tim Cook])
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Mar 19, 2021 18:57
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secret of mana is maybe one of the worst games ive ever played
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Mar 19, 2021 19:00
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i cant rationalize it because i know its janky as balls but i love that game
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Mar 19, 2021 19:07
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absolutely anything posted:secret of mana is maybe one of the worst games ive ever played
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Mar 19, 2021 19:09
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Secret of MAGA
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Mar 19, 2021 19:11
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same with terranigma for me, i know it has terrible level balancing, the combat is weird and the magic system is useless but i love that game
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Mar 19, 2021 19:17
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arcade games that let you continue all the way until the last level, then continues are suddenly removed and you have to beat the final level and boss all in one credit
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Mar 19, 2021 19:17
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Terranigma at least gives you somw.goofy looking moves and you dont have to level up your magic and weapons nonstop. And theres no cool down timers on every action. AND there's no ring inventory which is one of the worst things about som that frequently goes unremarked upon. OR interminable spells animations. Thank you
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Mar 19, 2021 19:38
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honestly the worst thing about terranigma is the sound it makes when you bump into walls. love the game though and visited some real life locations because i saw them in the game as a kid
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