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Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

when you get to the ancient night bazaar and black market and go in expecting to find wondrous treasures but it just has the next tier of weapon upgrades and maybe a couple oddball normal items

when you do a tournament arc and your guys are all beat to poo poo after a round but the enemies are at full health and magic and effortlessly pwn you, even though they should have also had to fight a grueling round of enemies to get there

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Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

buying an expensive weapon or armor in town and finding it immediately in the next dungeon

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

In RPGs when mid-level weapons/armor from a shop are so ludicrously expensive that you never actually buy any and just use what you find in combat

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Bolverkur posted:

buying an expensive weapon or armor in town and finding it immediately in the next dungeon

Came here to post this as soon as I saw the thread title.

Also hate when games don’t break down what their numbers mean. I don’t need everything explained in super-fine detail but I hate stuff like having one piece of armor with an armor rating of 30, and another with an armor rating of 25 and an enchantment to raise your character’s defense stat by 2, and you have no way to tell if that defense boost balances out or surpasses the lower armor rating. For example.

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

when the shotgun isn't satisfying to shoot or doesn't have decent damage

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

when you get the ancient sword of legends and it ends up being a mid-tier fodder weapon after like an hour. looking at you dq2

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Bolverkur posted:

when the shotgun isn't satisfying to shoot or doesn't have decent damage

fuuuuu that's the worst

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Accidentally triggering a story sequence when you're roaming about doing side activities

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

Bolverkur posted:

when the shotgun isn't satisfying to shoot or doesn't have decent damage

this, also when shotguns have too long of range. very hard to get shotgun to feel good imo

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

forced stealth sequences in non-stealth games, obvs. people still do this even though everyone knows its the worst and i dont know why

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Accidentally triggering a story sequence when you're roaming about doing side activities

ahhh i was just checking this room for collectables and the door locked behind me

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

when hitting an enemy in an action game doesnt feel good

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

people really like to bitch about escort missions, but its sibling the trailing mission is far more slow, annoying, and a common blight in a lot of modern gaming. give me an escort mission any time over that slow as gently caress following mission with its lazy exposition bullshit

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
Missable collectibles...

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Arrhythmia posted:

Missable collectibles...

this one can actually be done right imo

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

"I challenge you to a horse race!"

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bolverkur posted:

people really like to bitch about escort missions, but its sibling the trailing mission is far more slow, annoying, and a common blight in a lot of modern gaming. give me an escort mission any time over that slow as gently caress following mission with its lazy exposition bullshit

pretty much every mission in GTA5 that isn't 'race someone' or 'go here and kill guys' comes to mind

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Bolverkur posted:

people really like to bitch about escort missions, but its sibling the trailing mission is far more slow, annoying, and a common blight in a lot of modern gaming. give me an escort mission any time over that slow as gently caress following mission with its lazy exposition bullshit

yeah these usually suck and they just became obligatory at some point. the worst is "don't follow too closely, but don't let them get too far away!!!"

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Larry Parrish posted:

pretty much every mission in GTA5 that isn't 'race someone' or 'go here and kill guys' comes to mind

One of the minigames is "tap x for half an hour IRL"

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

when they give you an optional quest item but you can sell it and they just throw it on the screen with all the trash you usually sell

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
long, unskippable animations that play thousands of times throughout a game

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

a Loving Dog posted:

long, unskippable animations that play thousands of times throughout a game

Repetitive voice lines for every single time you do an action that you will do a thousand times over the course of the game too.

Like in Fire Emblem: Three Houses if you shop with Anna instead of the generic merchants you’ll hear her go “iiiis that the one? Thanks a bunch!” every single time you select an item and then confirm that you want to buy it, for each item, and it’s completely burned into my brain.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

NOW IT'S REYN TIME

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a923imH2F8U

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Jensine's bored shop dialog is burned into my brain from selling her one million cure fatigue potions.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaiifcP4uEY

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

also there's that one lizard in Chorrol who trains in speechcraft that just said "PAY ATTENTION!" for every rank you bought and my brother and I still say it in that voice when we game together.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

when there are two prizes for a minigame, one for a pretty high score and one for a perfect score, but if you get the perfect score, they give you the high score prize and make you get the perfect score again.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Bicyclops posted:

when there are two prizes for a minigame, one for a pretty high score and one for a perfect score, but if you get the perfect score, they give you the high score prize and make you get the perfect score again.

Or when you don't get the lower tier prizes when you get a higher score so you need to play the minigame like four times to get all the prizes.

herculon
Sep 7, 2018

When a single player game exploit gets patched out. Let me decide if I want to use it or not.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Or when you don't get the lower tier prizes when you get a higher score so you need to play the minigame like four times to get all the prizes.

yeah, that's what i meant. the zelda games do it a lot.

herculon posted:

When a single player game exploit gets patched out. Let me decide if I want to use it or not.

give me back the talkatoo jump rope cheat :argh:

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
taking the time to carefully aim through a gap but it turns out the gap doesn't exist

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Knee-height obstacles you can't pass over in any way

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

slow movement but especially forced slow movement >_<

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002

a Loving Dog posted:

this, also when shotguns have too long of range. very hard to get shotgun to feel good imo

opposite for me. if my bullets are going to disappear, it should be happening so far away that i cant possibly be mad about it. ie how battlefield does shotguns

ZogrimAteMyHamster
Dec 8, 2015

QTE's in general, but especially during cutscenes that you'll have to sit through again if you fail the QTE.

Bolverkur posted:

when the shotgun isn't satisfying to shoot or doesn't have decent damage
Doom3.exe

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

yea ok posted:

slow movement but especially forced slow movement >_<

the shallow water walk that happens before your character starts to swim, particularly if combat can occur there

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

when a game uses the names of three-plus other games to describe itself

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

A Hexenlike roguelite with elements of Myst and...Super Mario!? Dark souls!

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HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002
having a big end user license agreement, in general, but especially the kind that forces me to manually scroll with the right stick for like a minute before i can hit the ok button

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