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PIZZA.BAT: Nov 12, 2016

hbag posted:

i briefly traded bitcoin before i realized that me doing so is using a shitload of electricity
i have since been trying to find a way to scratch my itch of making tiny amounts of extra beer money and making number go up

walk dogs

# ? Mar 19, 2021 23:58

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 23:02

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

hbag posted:

i briefly traded bitcoin before i realized that me doing so is using a shitload of electricity
i have since been trying to find a way to scratch my itch of making tiny amounts of extra beer money and making number go up

have you considered day trading?

# ? Mar 20, 2021 00:04

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

put your money in safe harbor stocks like gamestop

# ? Mar 20, 2021 00:06

hbag: Feb 13, 2021

infernal machines posted:

have you considered day trading?

ehhh i have a few shares i guess
im holding onto some CDPR shares for when they announce the witcher 4: big cum edition and all the sweaty reddit losers cream their pants over it

# ? Mar 20, 2021 00:12

carry on then: Jul 10, 2010; by VideoGames
(and can't post for 10 years!)

hbag posted:

ehhh i have a few shares i guess
im holding onto some CDPR shares for when they announce the witcher 4: big cum edition and all the sweaty reddit losers cream their pants over it

it literally cannot go tits up

# ? Mar 20, 2021 00:23

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/mirandawptv/status/1372937929669103624

# ? Mar 20, 2021 01:24

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Chris Knight posted:

https://twitter.com/mirandawptv/status/1372937929669103624

within two years there will be a film about the brave remote drone pilot who narrowly escaped death by doing an emergency landing on a beach in Hammock Park, Boynton

# ? Mar 20, 2021 01:35

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Even if it�s legal where you live 18 year olds shouldn�t be trading crypto for alcohol money. It�ll stunt your growth

# ? Mar 20, 2021 01:48

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

fyi hbag, i think jonny means mental growth

i mean i started drinking when i was 15 and i still had a growth spurt afterwards, from 5'10 to 6'5 in high school

and it sucks cause now im apparently juust above the threshold where you can get clothes that fit off the rack.

Carthag Tuek fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Mar 20, 2021

# ? Mar 20, 2021 02:05

PIZZA.BAT: Nov 12, 2016

Carthag Tuek posted:

fyi hbag, i think jonny means mental growth

i mean i started drinking when i was 15 and i still had a growth spurt afterwards, from 5'10 to 6'5 in high school

and it sucks cause now im apparently juust above the threshold where you can get clothes that fit off the rack.

clothes off the rack are overrated, you're not missing much. they're all cut for the lowest common denominator which hang off you like a tent anyways

# ? Mar 20, 2021 02:23

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

PIZZA.BAT posted:

clothes off the rack are overrated, you're not missing much. they're all cut for the lowest common denominator which hang off you like a tent anyways

they're a cheap way to avoid a public indecency rap tho

# ? Mar 20, 2021 02:35

endlessmonotony: Nov 4, 2009; by Fritz the Horse

Midjack posted:

they're a cheap way to avoid a public indecency rap tho

A large trash bag is cheaper and doubles as post storage.

# ? Mar 20, 2021 02:52

Truman Peyote: Oct 11, 2006

i wear a wooden barrel with two leather straps over my shoulders. not very convenient at my desk but you have to make sacrifices for fashion

# ? Mar 20, 2021 03:06

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Truman Peyote posted:

i wear a wooden barrel with two leather straps over my shoulders. not very convenient at my desk but you have to make sacrifices for fashion

# ? Mar 20, 2021 04:32

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

PIZZA.BAT posted:

clothes off the rack are overrated, you're not missing much. they're all cut for the lowest common denominator which hang off you like a tent anyways

true

but it would be nice to buy a shirt where the sleeves with a fitting arm length and the body wasnt j�tunn for a regular money

# ? Mar 20, 2021 05:32

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

Carthag Tuek posted:

fyi hbag, i think jonny means mental growth

counterpoint I started drinking at 17 and look at me now!!!

# ? Mar 20, 2021 08:43

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

lmao what are you 35

grow up

# ? Mar 20, 2021 09:27

TimWinter: Mar 30, 2015; https://timsthebomb.com

Pro bait and switch

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-56447357

# ? Mar 20, 2021 19:55

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

TimWinter posted:

Pro bait and switch

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-56447357

i love it.

# ? Mar 20, 2021 20:21

dragonshardz: May 2, 2017

hbag posted:

i briefly traded bitcoin before i realized that me doing so is using a shitload of electricity
i have since been trying to find a way to scratch my itch of making tiny amounts of extra beer money and making number go up

Have you considered gambling? Either in a casino or in the stock market?

# ? Mar 20, 2021 21:01

hbag: Feb 13, 2021

dragonshardz posted:

Have you considered gambling? Either in a casino or in the stock market?

i dont have a photo ID so i cant gamble on any online casinos (and probably wont get in to a real one) but yeah ive occasionally hosed with stocks

# ? Mar 20, 2021 21:59

Cybernetic Vermin: Apr 18, 2005

i miss my neighborhood poker games a lot. as one of the last things (which was very stupid, but, hey) to shut down when covid struck i am sure it'll be back pretty soon though. nothing better for scratching the slight gambling itch than risking like (at the outside) $50 while drinking with a circle of friends.

# ? Mar 20, 2021 22:06

PIZZA.BAT: Nov 12, 2016

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

i miss my neighborhood poker games a lot. as one of the last things (which was very stupid, but, hey) to shut down when covid struck i am sure it'll be back pretty soon though. nothing better for scratching the slight gambling itch than risking like (at the outside) $50 while drinking with a circle of friends.

we just moved ours to online which granted isn't as fun but it's at least something

# ? Mar 20, 2021 22:21

hbag: Feb 13, 2021

i cant play poker because my brain is too smooth for me to remember the hands or fuckin turn order or whatever
blackjack, however, i kick rear end at

# ? Mar 20, 2021 23:02

vodkat: Jun 30, 2012; cannot legally be sold as vodka

role your own trading algo, very yospos and a great way to loss all your money

# ? Mar 20, 2021 23:07

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

i wrote some trading algos and have been testing them with paper trading. not balls enough to put real money against them

# ? Mar 21, 2021 01:02

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

# ? Mar 21, 2021 06:33

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

I�m the worlds worst card player. 3 hands and I�m broke. Bad liar

# ? Mar 21, 2021 07:10

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

Jonny 290 posted:

I�m the worlds worst card player. 3 hands and I�m broke. Bad liar

drat lol

# ? Mar 21, 2021 07:13

alexandriao: Jul 20, 2019

hbag posted:

i dont have a photo ID so i cant gamble on any online casinos (and probably wont get in to a real one) but yeah ive occasionally hosed with stocks

excuse me this is a Blockchain, no loving the stocks

# ? Mar 21, 2021 08:14

alexandriao: Jul 20, 2019

PIZZA.BAT posted:

walk dogs

# ? Mar 21, 2021 08:15

ConanTheLibrarian: Aug 13, 2004; dis buch is late; Fallen Rib

Jonny 290 posted:

I�m the worlds worst card player. 3 hands and I�m broke. Bad liar

sounds like the kind of thing a good liar would say

# ? Mar 21, 2021 11:28

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Milo and POTUS posted:

that's the good poo poo

# ? Mar 21, 2021 13:28

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

https://twitter.com/machinepix/status/1374094592598024192?s=21

# ? Mar 22, 2021 21:29

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012; ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.