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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:Greetings really cool and worldly and as such I know that colleges pressure students into having sex with recruits or hire prostitutes and some massage therapist ads are actually fronts for prostitution and a lot of athletes engage sex workers and also do sexual assaults and rape. I'm really smart and cool and grown up for knowing this stuff and I'm gonna say it a lot, in here, this thread for talking about how this one specific guy has sexually assaulted at least 22 women, I'm Big Ol Marsh Pussy. Alright that's the first laugh I've had in pages.
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Thinking about all the guys who have custom RVs for tailgating texans games and big texans logo tattoos and poo poo They’re cool is what I’m saying
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Crazy Ted posted:It could be that the story keeps evolving so fast it's honestly kind of hard to give it the kind of attention it really deserves because you don't know what's going to come out next. Hell for all we know at this point we could end up with fifty women accusing Watson of all kinds of nefarious poo poo. It can't be that. If a dead comedy forum and Reddit can keep up, a newsroom can certainly cover a press conference. My best guess is that the accusations are so explosive and Buzbee's reputation so questionable that they want to do an independent investigation before disseminating the story more widely, but the longer they wait the more they're implicitly tarnishing the credibility of the accusers.
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Mar 20, 2021 01:59
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You have to think at the very least the trade would have been rescinded.
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Phobeste posted:No see I'M really cool and worldly and as such I know that colleges pressure students into having sex with recruits or hire prostitutes and some massage therapist ads are actually fronts for prostitution and a lot of athletes engage sex workers and also do sexual assaults and rape. I'm really smart and cool and grown up for knowing this stuff and I'm gonna say it a lot, in here, this thread for talking about how this one specific guy has sexually assaulted at least 22 women This is a weird thread to do whatever it is your doing here. Not every thread has to be about you
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pasaluki posted:It's a stunning fall. Nah. It’ll be forgotten by the draft. Then it’ll be brought up occasionally during the next few years about how he had to face some adversity. SA is more progressive than most of society, your average fan doesn’t think this is a big deal
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nah posted:Nah. It’ll be forgotten by the draft. Then it’ll be brought up occasionally during the next few years about how he had to face some adversity. SA is more progressive than most of society, your average fan doesn’t think this is a big deal There is literally no chance this is forgotten. AB did something similar with one woman and though it’s a bad thing that he’s still in the league he missed an entire year and then was suspended another 8 games on top of that. Watson is at 22 women and counting and it’s been all of 48 hours.
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nah posted:Nah. It’ll be forgotten by the draft. Then it’ll be brought up occasionally during the next few years about how he had to face some adversity. SA is more progressive than most of society, your average fan doesn’t think this is a big deal You sure about that? Reddit and the PFT comments are pretty strongly negative about this situation. That there's 22 (so far) is way different than what happened with AB.
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nah posted:Nah. It’ll be forgotten by the draft. Then it’ll be brought up occasionally during the next few years about how he had to face some adversity. SA is more progressive than most of society, your average fan doesn’t think this is a big deal I mean the dude is Cosby-ing by the hour like the number of accusers is multiplying like some rpg slimes.
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22 in 52 weeks is doable
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There is no chance it's only 22, too. Jesus
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Mar 20, 2021 02:14
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If you’re up to 22 accusers who are all matching a very precise MO there are more.
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Mar 20, 2021 02:24
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Ah, I made it. One of the top players at the top position in the NFL and I have signed my first big fat contract. And yet, there's still an emptiness I feel... This Robert Kraft guy is so successful, perhaps he has the answers
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Comrayn posted:Ah, I made it. One of the top players at the top position in the NFL and I have signed my first big fat contract. And yet, there's still an emptiness I feel... This Robert Kraft guy is so successful, perhaps he has the answers "HANDJOBS" says robert craft
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nah posted:Nah. It’ll be forgotten by the draft. Then it’ll be brought up occasionally during the next few years about how he had to face some adversity. SA is more progressive than most of society, your average fan doesn’t think this is a big deal There's no way. The right-wing folks who might apologize for an old white dude aren't going to be interested in that for Deshawn. I made the mistake of looking at the comments on the PFT article and it's just nonstop dog whistles. There are sex offense apologists on all sides of the political spectrum in America, but at the very least this is going to be politicized.
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nah posted:Nah. It’ll be forgotten by the draft.
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Remember when Rush Limbaugh got fired from ESPN for attacking Donovan McNabb? This isn't ever going away.
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Eifert Posting posted:Remember when Rush Limbaugh got fired from ESPN for attacking Donovan McNabb? Didnt Rush Limbaugh try to buy the Rams?
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Everybody here is right to say “Tony Buzbee of is a Lionel Hutz” because he is https://twitter.com/Chron_MattYoung/status/1372998128056602626?s=20
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Didnt Rush Limbaugh try to buy the Rams? A ton of players said they'd sooner retire than play for a team owned by Limbaugh and even though the other owners may be just as lovely they wanted no part of that PR nightmare so that was never going to happen.
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I thought for sure Mike Vick would never see a football field again. 22 reported victims within like 48 hours is gonna be a real test for how valuable a top 5 QB really is
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So, vehement denial soon and then a "Sex Addiction" press release / instagram post at some point in the future?
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Didnt Rush Limbaugh try to buy the Rams?
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Crazy Ted posted:Remember when Tom Clancy was thisclose to getting the Vikings, but something came up with his finances so Red McCombs ended up as their owner? No but Tom Clancy owning an NFL team had the potential to be pretty funny.
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D-LINK posted:I thought for sure Mike Vick would never see a football field again. 22 reported victims within like 48 hours is gonna be a real test for how valuable a top 5 QB really is I don't know if he's going to eat a total ban but I would bet the house that he doesn't play football in 2021. I can see the takes now: "Watson starts, Josh Gordon still suspended"
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:No but Tom Clancy owning an NFL team had the potential to be pretty funny. I’d prefer it over the still-present possibility Bezos gets one
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:No but Tom Clancy owning an NFL team had the potential to be pretty funny.  The only thing that stopped him was the NFL deciding that the fact that he was going through a divorce meant they were skeptical of his ability to put in enough up-front money. There was a press conference and everything, including congratulatory interviews on multiple networks. Instead, the Vikings were sold to a Texan used car salesman who spent years flirting with the idea of moving the team to San Antonio until he finally gave up and sold them to the Wilfs for a healthy profit.
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Despera posted:"HANDJOBS" says robert craft i mean, nobody's accused kraft of getting his gently caress massages anything other than consensually, right?
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PupsOfWar posted:i mean, nobody's accused kraft of getting his gently caress massages anything other than consensually, right?
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Chris James 2 posted:I’d prefer it over the still-present possibility Bezos gets one He’ll probably own the Sonics when they come back. Amazon already owns the naming rights to Climate Pledge Arena. Don’t see him taking as much day to day interest as Paul Allen did.
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All signs point to Watson being a scumbag but the fact this lawyer is a literal cartoon character is not doing any good to silence the galaxy brained crowd "In contact with the Houston Police Department" apparently means "text conversation with someone literally named 'Detective' in his address book"
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Just a cormality.
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NicelyNice posted:All signs point to Watson being a scumbag but the fact this lawyer is a literal cartoon character is not doing any good to silence the galaxy brained crowd This man is a very successful multi millionaire lawyer somehow
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NicelyNice posted:All signs point to Watson being a scumbag but the fact this lawyer is a literal cartoon character is not doing any good to silence the galaxy brained crowd He puts so much effort into looking like a drat buffoon.
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Ches Neckbeard posted:He puts so much effort into looking like a drat buffoon.
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PupsOfWar posted:i mean, nobody's accused kraft of getting his gently caress massages anything other than consensually, right? Deshawn rub tape when?
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fsif posted:It can't be that. If a dead comedy forum and Reddit can keep up, a newsroom can certainly cover a press conference. This logic is flawed because they could do the bare minimum and just report the facts as we know them. How hard is it to say that 22 different woman are alleging sexual misconduct by one of the biggest quarterbacks in football? That is a simple statement of fact. They don't have to have opinions on the matter. Just address how serious this is and what future impact it'll have. Say something about not wanting to rush to judgment if you are afraid of consequences. But you can still address what is happening. In fact, it's their loving job. NicelyNice posted:All signs point to Watson being a scumbag but the fact this lawyer is a literal cartoon character is not doing any good to silence the galaxy brained crowd I can only read his tweets in the voice of Lionel Hutz now.
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NicelyNice posted:All signs point to Watson being a scumbag but the fact this lawyer is a literal cartoon character is not doing any good to silence the galaxy brained crowd Watson’s gonna skate.
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