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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
She's no JCVD

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Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

I want one of these for my back

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Man, these exam tables at the gynecologist are worse than I thought.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


I have hyperextension in one of my elbows and that still makes me cringe.

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Azhais posted:

She's no JCVD

She's pretty awesome though. I follow her on instagram- she used to be severely anorexic and is now strong as gently caress.

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
Why would you do that

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Gort posted:

Why would you do that

Same as anyone who gets strong. Open jars, break plywood, lift cars, fireman's carry their dog after a long hike, you name it!

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/eU6XvUg.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/WdquVSf.mp4

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

That is a really pretty snake, and I don't really like snakes.

Also, maybe he shouldn't have been feeding those pterodactyls.

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Same as anyone who gets strong. Open jars, break plywood, lift cars, fireman's carry their dog after a long hike, you name it!

How does that particular "lever your legs apart with a machine" exercise make you strong though, it just looks like it'll damage you

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Won't make you stronger but it would accustom your hip joints to the range of motion. Aka it would make you go bendy if you trained it enough. And it's going to small hurt the entire time

MussoliniB
Aug 22, 2009

Roblo posted:

She's pretty awesome though. I follow her on instagram- she used to be severely anorexic and is now strong as gently caress.

Who is she?

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Gort posted:

How does that particular "lever your legs apart with a machine" exercise make you strong though, it just looks like it'll damage you

I... I was making the haha jokes.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Gort posted:

How does that particular "lever your legs apart with a machine" exercise make you strong though, it just looks like it'll damage you

Like this:

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

mobby_6kl posted:

Like this:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc1hFl8sntk&t=135s

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

mobby_6kl posted:

Like this:



Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011




:yeah:

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer
Expected more splatter. :(

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007


You're gonna post a Bond clip and it's not Xenia Onatopp? For shame.

e: forgot how uh, spicy those scenes were, maybe not lol

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



I expected it to be less "My Favorite Murder" but here we are because it is

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

HenryEx posted:

Expected more splatter. :(



this better?

I swear I just GIS these and don't have a folder on my desktop.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



:stare:

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer

mobby_6kl posted:



this better?

:hai:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Jestery posted:

I want one of these for my back

Pilates ladder barrell. The most brutal agony and I cannot recommend it enough.





mobby_6kl posted:

Like this:




Flashbacks to that scene in The Boys with Popclaw.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Megillah Gorilla posted:

Pilates ladder barrell. The most brutal agony and I cannot recommend it enough.



I can see the headline now: Man Found Dead In Home, Trying To Kiss Own rear end

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Pilates ladder barrell. The most brutal agony and I cannot recommend it enough.




It's ....beautiful...:prepop:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Pilates ladder barrell. The most brutal agony and I cannot recommend it enough.



VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009


I feel like you'd need a longer lever because once that guy is on the bottom part of the rotation you won't have the leverage to get him back up to the top? Or you could put two guys of the same weight (fat white bankers) so in it's perfectly counterbalanced.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

HenryEx posted:

Expected more splatter. :(

There’s plenty behind the camera.

owl_pellet
Nov 20, 2005

show your enemy
what you look like


VelociBacon posted:

I feel like you'd need a longer lever because once that guy is on the bottom part of the rotation you won't have the leverage to get him back up to the top? Or you could put two guys of the same weight (fat white bankers) so in it's perfectly counterbalanced.

Its n ot like itas lie a hu huh PICTURE of something thag someone dre reiffht hahahshshahahahaha

Like iit has to look wzAct;y the same as ut was in those rtimes

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
This fish has been through the wars.

https://i.imgur.com/gDRmxIh.mp4

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

gently caress you looking at? Keep swimming

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

This fish has been through the wars.

https://i.imgur.com/gDRmxIh.mp4

How smooth do you think it is?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gotta nuke something

SuddenCactus posted:

How smooth do you think it is?

While I think the gouges and scars do introduce an element of roughness, between those marks it is clearly as smooth as a baby-sharks butt.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Can you imagine how weird that would be to pat? A rough skinned shark?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

bike tory posted:

Can you imagine how weird that would be to pat? A rough skinned shark?

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

MussoliniB posted:

Who is she?

Rena_serenaa

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

owl_pellet posted:

Its n ot like itas lie a hu huh PICTURE of something thag someone dre reiffht hahahshshahahahaha

Like iit has to look wzAct;y the same as ut was in those rtimes

About as understandable as someone having all their nerves burned off from the feet up would be.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Make sure the front isn't blocked.

Pfft, it's fine.


https://i.imgur.com/AOF6DRU.mp4

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Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

redgubbinz posted:

You're gonna post a Bond clip and it's not Xenia Onatopp? For shame.
This was the one that I first thought of. I didn’t even remember that they reused this gag until you reminded me.

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