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EorayMel posted:post here if you're a legend I love the username on that one, it’s a reference to one of the funnier Supreme Court cases. Morse V Frederick
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EorayMel posted:post here if you're a legend I'm the goon that got Christmas lights photoshopped onto my Too Many Eyebrow Rings.
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# ? Mar 19, 2021 20:40 |
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Was checking my saved notes and found this legend of the forums. I forgot what thread it came from, but here it is in its glory:Elise The Great, Musings on the Physiology of Elvish Sexuality posted:First things first: we actually do know what elves called their dicks, because even the glorious JRRT couldn't keep his hands out of his pants. The poetic term (yes, elves seem to have engaged in erotic poetry) would be gwî, but for everyday usage gwib was the preferred term. Puntl is provided as the coarse, moderately transgressive term, and likely what you would be invited to suck if you went down on a male elf. Alas, due to the ban on the Noldorin language, we have no surviving slang for Fëanor's johnson.
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# ? Mar 19, 2021 22:48 |
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It's canon. All of it.
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# ? Mar 19, 2021 22:51 |
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Arrested for slipping printed copies of elise's post into the back of the silmarillions at the bookstore
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Ambaire posted:Was checking my saved notes and found this legend of the forums. I forgot what thread it came from, but here it is in its glory: It came from Dildomancer’s, a.k.a. Cichlidae’s A/T thread about bespoke, artisanal dildocraft.
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Platystemon posted:It came from Dildomancer’s, a.k.a. Cichlidae’s A/T thread about bespoke, artisanal dildocraft. Where you could actually buy copies of said elven dildos.
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Zil posted:Where you could actually buy copies of said elven dildos. who would buy elven dildos haha i would like to meet them
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Carthag Tuek posted:who would buy elven dildos haha i would like to meet them The people or the dildos
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Dareon posted:The people or the dildos either or both, im just curious haha
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20 Blunts posted:My friend made this chick puke at the bar from his fart. Well, she was way too drunk already, probably going to puke anyway, but he made that poo poo erupt right there in the bar in front of everybody.
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Zil posted:Where you could actually buy copies of said elven dildos. It was a whole thing in the dildomaking thread. Started out with a guy making custom dildos, ended (heh) in elf dildos. Highly recommended in terms of both dildos and elves.
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Platystemon posted:a.k.a. Cichlidae Seriously?! I took German classes with that dude well over a decade ago. I thought he was a traffic engineer.
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He admitted it in this thread a few months ago.Cichlidae posted:I guess after all these years, it doesn't hurt to say it: I am Dildomancer, I'm the one who made all the weird dicks. I still get PMs/emails on a pretty frequent basis from folks reading the thread for the first time. Props to Elise for turning a bizarre-but-ordinary thread into something great.
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The War Queer posted:Seriously?! I took German classes with that dude well over a decade ago. In the thread he mentions dildo making as a hobby/second job.
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BonHair posted:It was a whole thing in the dildomaking thread. Started out with a guy making custom dildos, ended (heh) in elf dildos. Highly recommended in terms of both dildos and elves. Thanks for the link. .. that was in 2016?!? best thread on these forums; time to re-read it
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# ? Mar 20, 2021 14:34 |
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drat. Ask/Tell used to have some great threads. We need to lure more interesting people in.
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# ? Mar 20, 2021 14:52 |
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The War Queer posted:Seriously?! I took German classes with that dude well over a decade ago. To be fair, movement through low-clearance tunnels is also relevant to traffic engineering
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# ? Mar 20, 2021 16:19 |
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The pony cum jar guy is a neuroscientist. You can never tell what freaks you work with.
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# ? Mar 20, 2021 20:03 |
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Paladinus posted:The pony cum jar guy is a neuroscientist. You can never tell what freaks you work with.
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frankenfreak posted:Is he a neuroscientist or does he "work in neuroscience"? Could make a whole lot of difference! The same way Myrtar worked for NASA
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# ? Mar 20, 2021 20:39 |
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"I clean the brain jars, same thing really"
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Captain Hygiene posted:"I cream the brain jars, same thing really"
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frankenfreak posted:Is he a neuroscientist or does he "work in neuroscience"? Could make a whole lot of difference! Is it technically "working in neuroscience" if you're there to answer questions for the doctors and grad students and then they publish papers about you?
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# ? Mar 20, 2021 21:04 |
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Paladinus posted:The pony cum jar guy is a neuroscientist. You can never tell what freaks you work with.
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Phy posted:Is it technically "working in neuroscience" if you're there to answer questions for the doctors and grad students and then they publish papers about you?
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# ? Mar 20, 2021 21:12 |
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loving bastards!!!80s fastrewind posted:Why are you messing with the site.I am contacting nick,and we are taking action.
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# ? Mar 20, 2021 21:17 |
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i don't recall nick ever getting in touch
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# ? Mar 20, 2021 21:58 |
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Phy posted:Is it technically "working in neuroscience" if you're there to answer questions for the doctors and grad students and then they publish papers about you?
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Excelzior posted:cradling the furher so these goons' terrible blows rain upon me instead
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# ? Mar 21, 2021 07:42 |
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Inceldom has way more to do with toxic personality than physical attractiveness. Douche Wolf 89 posted:I had a really similar roommate, real stealth-weirdo. He gameified his health and diet, got into alternative fitness stuff like bootcamps, obstacle courses and urban climbing. Dressed well, usually in all black but expensive techwear stuff that was popular at the time. Well traveled guy who could shoot the poo poo and was fine in conversation with the girls at work.
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Mother fucker
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# ? Mar 21, 2021 23:20 |
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Sneaking out of your own house seems like a great way to have some jilted woman trash your poo poo.
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# ? Mar 22, 2021 00:58 |
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i don't think that particularly matters in a videogame
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Outrail posted:Sneaking out of your own house seems like a great way to have some jilted woman trash your poo poo. lol google the last word
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sebmojo posted:lol JFC
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frankenfreak posted:Is he a neuroscientist or does he "work in neuroscience"? Could make a whole lot of difference!
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sebmojo posted:lol this is somehow less believable to me than a gamer gym rat incel "smurfing" dating apps he's pub stomping those vapid bitches, hiding his true MMR imagine meeting such a person in real life
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WITCHCRAFT posted:this is somehow less believable to me than a gamer gym rat incel "smurfing" dating apps That one's a joke . Heed the spoiler tag's contents.
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Amazing post, amazing reactions
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