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Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

A New Dad posted:

*gasping for the last molecules of oxygen in the atmosphere* thank god... we didnt do... an imperialism

*taking a deep breath of pure, fresh air as I wipe the blood of the last brazilian child off my boots* "thank god... we finally stopped them before somebody made us plant a tree in the US"

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Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost
"Why is Brazil not preserving their trees for the sake of my breathable oxygen" I say, as I wipe my rear end with oxygen producing trees

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Kaedric posted:

*watching as one of the last indigenous people of brazil is gunned down with their family as they reach toward us begging for help* Sorry friend, the people of your country have spoken, and they wanted to grow their economy, like we other first world nations have. It would be hypocritical for us to help you in any way, you see.

there is no 'us' that is willing and able to help them, you dolt

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Lostconfused posted:


Edit: Besides aren't indigenous people in Brazil opposing the industrial development of the rainforest?

Yes lmao

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Kaedric posted:

*watching as one of the last indigenous people of brazil is gunned down with their family as they reach toward us begging for help* Sorry friend, the people of your country have spoken, and they wanted to grow their economy, like we other first world nations have. It would be hypocritical for us to help you in any way, you see.

H O W

Finicums Wake posted:

there is no 'us' that is willing and able to help them, you dolt

it's this

the whole thing is a loving shell game and you guys keep pointing at a cup thinking there's going to be a ball underneath it

Kaedric
Sep 5, 2000

Finicums Wake posted:

there is no 'us' that is willing and able to help them, you dolt

Dawg I already said that. I'm arguing with THE IDEA that we SHOULDN'T help them. I have no illusions about the shittiness of america.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Mirthless posted:

"Why is Brazil not preserving their trees for the sake of my breathable oxygen" I say, as I wipe my rear end with oxygen producing trees

Walmart was out of the shells okay

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Kaedric posted:

Dawg I already said that. I'm arguing with THE IDEA that we SHOULDN'T help them. I have no illusions about the shittiness of america.

No, you are arguing with me pointing out the reality that there is no way to help them without putting on combat boots and jumping into a loving helicopter

You want to clutch at pearls about it but you don't want to acknowledge the loving reality of what you're asking!

A New Dad
Nov 10, 2012

I SHOULD FUCK OFF BACK TO C-SPAM

Mirthless posted:

*taking a deep breath of pure, fresh air as I wipe the blood of the last brazilian child off my boots* "thank god... we finally stopped them before somebody made us plant a tree in the US"

yeah just replant the rainforest lol

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
As long as the economic incentive to kill the biosphere exist it will die and it doesn't matter who's pulling the trigger because everyone else would do the same

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

you’re basically arguing to use nuclear weapons on the trees of the Amazon cause that’s where this leads

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

All I am saying is, before you criticise Jair Bolsonaro, why don’t you try walking a mile in his shoes

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Lostconfused posted:

That depends on if you want to still have human civilization around next century or not, but also not just Brazil.

Edit: Besides aren't indigenous people in Brazil opposing the industrial development of the rainforest?

*me, in a helicopter and shouting over a megaphone to the uncontacted tribe below* The entirety of human civilization doesn't hinge on the existence of the brazilian rainforest and even if it did, trees can literally be easily replaced, the only reason we don't build man-made rainforests is that they don't serve any commercial purpose and are hellishly expensive to build.

Raiad
Feb 1, 2005

Without the law, there wouldn't be lawyers.


it's like we're all still chasing that high after ww2, history reached its apex and all we're left with is a series of shark jumping that never comes close to making us feel like we did/do about that

CountryMatters
Apr 8, 2009

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

Mirthless posted:

"Why is Brazil not preserving their trees for the sake of my breathable oxygen" I say, as I wipe my rear end with oxygen producing trees

I'd be very curious to know your feelings on even less economically-useful conservation, like endangered animals. Should they all be wiped out for car parks and factories? Anacondas and tree frogs don't even produce oxygen, those freeloaders. The enormously complex ecosystem of the Amazon is literally irreplacable, no matter how many trees America plants it is impossible to replicate the rainforest without tens of millions of years of growth

Sure, it may be impossible to stop without a worldwide socialist movement that can put an end to the capitalist need for endless growth to the point of self-destruction, but in the meantime it's not at all helpful to tell people they're not allowed to be upset that a unique and precious part of the planet is being destroyed

Flunky
Jan 2, 2014

A New Dad posted:

yeah just replant the rainforest lol

it comes in seed packs. u just throw handfuls of seeds out in a field and boom, amazon rainforest

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
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Kaedric posted:

Dawg I already said that. I'm arguing with THE IDEA that we SHOULDN'T help them. I have no illusions about the shittiness of america.
oh my bad. but i don't think the people you're arguing against would disagree with the general idea that, if we lived in a fairytale world wherein there was a non-imperialist humanitarian military power, it would be good for such a force to help.

but since we don't live in that world, and it is a far ways off, i struggle to see the point of arguing one way or the other over the mere IDEA of helping

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

clearcutting the rainforest serves two laudable goals: the trees can be turned into pulp to make the mcdonalds cartons and bags to contain the burgers sourced from the cattle farms now occupying the former rainforest

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

CountryMatters posted:

I'd be very curious to know your feelings on even less economically-useful conservation, like endangered animals. Should they all be wiped out for car parks and factories? Anacondas and tree frogs don't even produce oxygen, those freeloaders. The enormously complex ecosystem of the Amazon is literally irreplacable, no matter how many trees America plants it is impossible to replicate the rainforest without tens of millions of years of growth

Sure, it may be impossible to stop without a worldwide socialist movement that can put an end to the capitalist need for endless growth to the point of self-destruction, but in the meantime it's not at all helpful to tell people they're not allowed to be upset that a unique and precious part of the planet is being destroyed

One look at how reforestation goes in the us should be enough to convince people how dumb this train of thought is

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

im going to learn the language of an indigenous people so I can tell them in their native language that their colonialist attitude is hurting future generations

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

you can just send an apocalypse robot into the past and use your chrono trigger to jump back to your now replanted forest

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

the example set by the carbon credit trading programs is a model that can be applied to the amazon rainforest. companies can trade deforestation credits on the open market and policy makers can use credits to incentivize useful development

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

mawarannahr posted:

you’re basically arguing to use nuclear weapons on the trees of the Amazon cause that’s where this leads



Gotta nuke somethin

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

heavy equipment operation is a valuable skill. timber-cutting operations in the rainforest are critical for both on-the-job training in bulldozer operation and future jobs.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

comedyblissoption posted:

you can just send an apocalypse robot into the past and use your chrono trigger to jump back to your now replanted forest

Gotta beat a dickish giant skeleton boss first tho.

Organ Fiend
May 21, 2007

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I for one am looking forward to visiting lush, tropical Antarctica.

Frumply
Dec 7, 2004








let brazil burn down the amazon rainforest because we can plant trees in the united states is an extremely galaxy brained take lmao

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

shame on you all for criticizing the brazillian people in their attempts to build up from tourism and simple resource extraction to a proper industrialized economy. everyone speaks favorably about protectionist measures to grow domestic industry until a 3rd world nation tries to take those steps.

Organ Fiend
May 21, 2007

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Majorian posted:

Gotta beat a dickish giant skeleton boss first tho.

Need an anime princess or emo wizard for the ice magic too.

tmfc
Sep 28, 2006

Mirthless posted:

*taking a deep breath of pure, fresh air as I wipe the blood of the last brazilian child off my boots* "thank god... we finally stopped them before somebody made us plant a tree in the US"

this is one of the dumbest posts I've ever seen on this website

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

CountryMatters posted:

I agree, environmentalism is bullshit. America and Europe had their turn pumping poison into the sky and burning down the world, so now everyone else has to have a turn too or it won't be fair. If there's no planet left afterwards then that's a small price to pay for justice

Yeah this is called equity. Once one group gets to do something they have to step aside and let every other group do it too, otherwise you're in favor of white supremacist settler colonialism

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

CountryMatters posted:

I'd be very curious to know your feelings on even less economically-useful conservation, like endangered animals. Should they all be wiped out for car parks and factories? Anacondas and tree frogs don't even produce oxygen, those freeloaders. The enormously complex ecosystem of the Amazon is literally irreplacable, no matter how many trees America plants it is impossible to replicate the rainforest without tens of millions of years of growth

Pretty much every cool or attractive animal and plant in the amazon is being kept alive in either the pet trade or in zoos, and while that's not great, programs that practice wild release from captivity seem to have some measure of success so it's possible to bring back some animals. Can it be replaced completely? No. A new ecosystem can be built. And artificial ecosystems build up surprisingly quickly - we used to have the same notions about wetlands.

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Sure, it may be impossible to stop without a worldwide socialist movement that can put an end to the capitalist need for endless growth to the point of self-destruction, but in the meantime it's not at all helpful to tell people they're not allowed to be upset that a unique and precious part of the planet is being destroyed

The problem I have with this viewpoint is that it seems to handwave away the point that we'd be freezing our growth with America at the top, forever

This isn't "the capitalist need for endless growth", this is "the brazilian need for basic housing and infrastructure"

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

comedyblissoption posted:

you can just send an apocalypse robot into the past and use your chrono trigger to jump back to your now replanted forest

yeah but then you have to go back in time and save your nerdy friend's mother from an industrial accident and it's so loving contrived I just can't even

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

the global paper, lumber, and pulpwood trade is too much under the control of corporations based in Canada and the United States. Opposition to Brazil's efforts to expand their timber industry are obviously driven by paid agents of Canadian and US timber companies.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

tmfc posted:

this is one of the dumbest posts I've ever seen on this website

Are you sure about that?

I mean, I was replying to a guy who thought all the oxygen in the USA would run out if all the trees in Brazil went away

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
I've been keeping my seed in jars when I could have been leaving it in the forest

FormaldehydeSon
Oct 1, 2011

Lmfao barely even been 2 months since the detrumpening and leftists already chomping at the bit to invade Brazil

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Biomass fueled power plants will be critical in averting climate change. Brazil is positioned to be the world leader in this upcoming system of power generation and can be real player in the energy economy

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Frumply posted:

let brazil burn down the amazon rainforest because we can plant trees in the united states is an extremely galaxy brained take lmao

Why do you think it's your place to "let" Brazilians do anything, and how do you intend to enforce your right to those trees

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MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
The Amazon Rainforest is probably the greatest feat of human bio-engineering in history and it's being destroyed for no reason.

And America/Canada is 100% complicit.

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