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Serjeant Buzfuz
Dec 5, 2009

Paladinus posted:

Ugh. PG Tips. Yikes.

Hey now, it's not as good as lipton but not too far off.

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mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Rascar Capac posted:

Today's Sunday Times interview with Orlando Bloom has some special stuff:




I stared today like most days, having no opinions about Orlando Bloom, and now... I definitely have at least one that involves clipping him with a Chevy Trax on accident while making a turn, but not feeling very bad about it afterward.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

That's not as remarkable as it might've been like 5-10 years ago. I'm sure everyone here has at least one person on their Facebook who emulates that kind of lifestyle

E: did remind me of those "day in a plate" memes

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

That has to be a riff on Hunter S. Thompson's routine

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



bike tory posted:

That's not as remarkable as it might've been like 5-10 years ago. I'm sure everyone here has at least one person on their Facebook who emulates that kind of lifestyle

E: did remind me of those "day in a plate" memes



Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



FreudianSlippers posted:

That has to be a riff on Hunter S. Thompson's routine


Yeah this is what I was gonna post or allude to but it seemed like there needed to be a couple of toxic-cleanse interim evolutions in between

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Orlando's hazelnut porridge sounds pretty good tbh

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




The Viggo Mortensen interview in Esquire was better

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
He's right.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Despite being only half Danish Viggo is somehow the most Danish man alive.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

FreudianSlippers posted:

Despite being only half Danish Viggo is somehow the most Danish man alive.

Somewhere, possibly in Denmark, Mads Mikkelsen sits up ready to fight.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Rascar Capac posted:

Today's Sunday Times interview with Orlando Bloom has some special stuff:




He once tried to deck Justin Bieber

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Grendels Dad posted:

Somewhere, possibly in Denmark, Mads Mikkelsen sits up ready to fight.

Mads Mikkelsen isn’t what we would conventionally understand to be “alive”.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I'd pay to watch a fist fight between Mads and Viggo.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The only thing I know him from is death stranding so I assume that is literal and he is an angry war ghost in real life.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

FreudianSlippers posted:

I'd pay to watch a fist fight between Mads and Viggo.

I'm Team Mads.

frankee
Dec 29, 2017

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer

Rascar Capac posted:

I'm Team Mads.



The funny thing is, this story is almost verbatim how Viggo got drafted into LotR.
When they called him up, he didn't know what it was and he's like "idk maybe, i'll think about it", until his son screamed at him for not taking the role in loving Lord of the Rings..

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

just a little touch up on that one

Captain Jesus
Feb 26, 2009

What's wrong with you? You don't even have your beer goggles on!!
Reminds me of Mark Wahlberg's insane daily routine:



He has to pray after waking up at 2:30 so god doesn't punish him for waking up at such a stupid hour.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Captain Jesus posted:

He has to pray after waking up at 2:30 so god doesn't punish him for waking up at such a stupid hour.

or to seek the lord's guidance into not committing any more hate crimes

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Imagine being rich and waking up before sunset.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
I still don't give a gently caress about Orlndlo Blum. He was in one of those Star Wars pictures, right?

anatomi
Jan 31, 2015

Do you mean Orlando Bloom? I think his breakout role was a main part in the Pirates of the Carribbean.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

anatomi posted:

Do you mean Orlando Bloom? I think his breakout role was a main part in the Pirates of the Carribbean.

It's hard to recognize him what with the tentacles etc.

Magnus Manfist
Mar 10, 2013
That Mark Wahlberg one is obviously a joke? How the gently caress does waking up at 2.30am (??) make any sense when you went to sleep at 7.30pm lol, that's still the same 7 hours as doing midnight to to 7 or something like a normal person. He has an hour and a half long snack and then gets into a recovery cryochamber? Plays golf for half an hour? And there's only like 3 hours of work combined with family time lol

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Captain Jesus posted:

Reminds me of Mark Wahlberg's insane daily routine:



He has to pray after waking up at 2:30 so god doesn't punish him for waking up at such a stupid hour.

Hour and half long shower, 30 min long golf.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

3D Megadoodoo posted:

It's hard to recognize him what with the tentacles etc.

Which guy called carl did you annoy to get that av lol

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Oct 30, 2009

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Magnus Manfist posted:

That Mark Wahlberg one is obviously a joke? How the gently caress does waking up at 2.30am (??) make any sense when you went to sleep at 7.30pm lol, that's still the same 7 hours as doing midnight to to 7 or something like a normal person. He has an hour and a half long snack and then gets into a recovery cryochamber? Plays golf for half an hour? And there's only like 3 hours of work combined with family time lol

These are all good questions and while I agree it makes no sense you must remember Mark Wahlberg decided to star in The Happening

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Magnus Manfist posted:

That Mark Wahlberg one is obviously a joke? How the gently caress does waking up at 2.30am (??) make any sense when you went to sleep at 7.30pm lol, that's still the same 7 hours as doing midnight to to 7 or something like a normal person. He has an hour and a half long snack and then gets into a recovery cryochamber? Plays golf for half an hour? And there's only like 3 hours of work combined with family time lol

Maybe he snacks while golfing, you don't know Marky Mark.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

anatomi posted:

Do you mean Orlando Bloom? I think his breakout role was a main part in the Pirates of the Carribbean.

Always get him mistaken with the other Orlando(Jones)

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Captain Jesus posted:

Reminds me of Mark Wahlberg's insane daily routine:



He has to pray after waking up at 2:30 so god doesn't punish him for waking up at such a stupid hour.

What time is he scheduled to assault old Vietnamese dudes and get away with it scott-free?

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Memento posted:

just a little touch up on that one

it's accurate

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Memento posted:

just a little touch up on that one
For context, this guy was a covid grifter who spruiked a UV light you stuck up your personals...

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Cable Guy posted:

For context, this guy was a covid grifter who spruiked a UV light you stuck up your personals...

It's a guy who lost his better paying real life TV job because he is a true believer in this poo poo. He's also fash, which should come as no surprise.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Cable Guy posted:

just a little touch up on that one
For context, this guy was a covid grifter who spruiked a UV light you stuck up your personals...
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also he feeds his kids in a way that any sane person would find abusive

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

kirbysuperstar posted:

quote:

For context, this guy was a covid grifter who spruiked a UV light you stuck up your personals...

also he feeds his kids in a way that any sane person would find abusive

There's a FB page called Blocked By Pete Evans that is dedicated to exposing his dangerously stupid bullshit if anyone is curious, he's been deplatformed from all the usual places but that's barely slowed him down.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

LifeSunDeath posted:

Hour and half long shower, 30 min long golf.

you've got to be really thorough when washing away your sins

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Acebuckeye13 posted:

you've got to be really thorough when washing away your sins

Golf is a sin.

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