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Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Many are familiar with statues of dogs, whose heads are polished and gleaming because people love to pet them.

Apparently people love to do the same with Marie Antionette's tit on her memorial statue in a basilica.

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rodbeard: Jul 21, 2005

Somehow Viggo Mortenson grew up a few miles from most of my extended family but is at the same time the most European man I can think of.

# ? Mar 22, 2021 05:34

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Mar 22, 2021 05:35

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Many are familiar with statues of dogs, whose heads are polished and gleaming because people love to pet them.

Apparently people love to do the same with Marie Antionette's tit on her memorial statue in a basilica.

It's nothing to lose your head over.

# ? Mar 22, 2021 05:42

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Neddy Seagoon posted:

It's nothing to lose your head over.

You're right, you're right.

I suppose I'll have a piece of cake to cheer myself up.

# ? Mar 22, 2021 06:00

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Captain Jesus posted:

Reminds me of Mark Wahlberg's insane daily routine:

He has to pray after waking up at 2:30 so god doesn't punish him for waking up at such a stupid hour.

Same energy;

# ? Mar 22, 2021 08:24

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Same energy;

quote:

a short period of leisure each day to consider the magnitude of their duty

oh yeah, sounds super relaxing

Everything about the WH40K universe is utterly ridiculous and I love it.

# ? Mar 22, 2021 08:26

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Memento posted:

oh yeah, sounds super relaxing

Everything about the WH40K universe is utterly ridiculous and I love it.

An unwarranted luxury of all of fifteen minutes :allears:

.

To be fair, they're not entirely wrong about the "Dangerous Distraction" bit though.

# ? Mar 22, 2021 08:34

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

An unwarranted luxury of all of fifteen minutes .

To be fair, they're not entirely wrong about the "Dangerous Distraction" bit though.

A carefully measured timespan that cuts off the leisurly contemplation just before they realize how hosed they are, which takes 16 minutes.

# ? Mar 22, 2021 09:22

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Grendels Dad posted:

A carefully measured timespan that cuts off the leisurly contemplation just before they realize how hosed they are, which takes 16 minutes.

A second's lapse is all it takes to invite Chaos :commissar:

# ? Mar 22, 2021 09:28

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

# ? Mar 22, 2021 09:41

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Space Marines are sometimes shown as being basically barely sentient beings with all the brainwashing and indoctrination they're put through, which kinda gets funny given GW still insists on making them the star of the show but then saying they're not supposed to have complex and varied personalities. (most writers just ignore that)

# ? Mar 22, 2021 09:49

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

how about Mark Wahlberg's schedule

tag yourself, i'm the alleged snack that takes an hour and 30 minutes from 8am to 9:30am

# ? Mar 22, 2021 09:56

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

I don't think he literally takes an hour and a half to eat the snack and do nothing else, somehow

# ? Mar 22, 2021 10:04

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

Former DILF posted:

how about Mark Wahlberg's schedule

tag yourself, i'm the alleged snack that takes an hour and 30 minutes from 8am to 9:30am

Do you think he also showers for 90 minutes between 6-7:30?

# ? Mar 22, 2021 10:07

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

Heath posted:

I don't think he literally takes an hour and a half to eat the snack and do nothing else, somehow

He sits in the exact centre of a stark white room and slowly eats a muesli bar.

# ? Mar 22, 2021 10:10

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

bike tory posted:

Do you think he also showers for 90 minutes between 6-7:30?

no he's probably laundering his time to cover up his many hate crimes against vietnamese people

# ? Mar 22, 2021 10:20

InappropriateJazz: Aug 3, 2013

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Many are familiar with statues of dogs, whose heads are polished and gleaming because people love to pet them.

I read that as "statues of dongs" first and was feeling very confused and old

# ? Mar 22, 2021 10:28

toanoradian: May 31, 2011; The happiest waffligator

Former DILF posted:

how about Mark Wahlberg's schedule

tag yourself, i'm the alleged snack that takes an hour and 30 minutes from 8am to 9:30am

None of this includes toilet time or activities, so clearly he peed and pood while doing other things.

# ? Mar 22, 2021 11:00

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Eating while making GBS threads is a great way to keep your weight static

# ? Mar 22, 2021 11:04

Blurred: Aug 26, 2004; WELL I WONNER WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE TO BE A GOOD POSTER

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Many are familiar with statues of dogs, whose heads are polished and gleaming because people love to pet them.

Apparently people love to do the same with Marie Antionette's tit on her memorial statue in a basilica.

We have this one in Prague:

# ? Mar 22, 2021 11:11

Tree Bucket: Apr 1, 2016; R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Fettuccine afraido

# ? Mar 22, 2021 11:15

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Milo and POTUS posted:

Eating while making GBS threads is a great way to keep your weight static

# ? Mar 22, 2021 11:30

burexas.irom: Oct 29, 2007; I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

The whole internet loves Mads and Viggo, lovely Danes that drink milkshakes!

*5 seconds later*
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2019/apr/25/mads-mikkelsen-one-word-wrong-and-youre-a-dead-person
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2018/nov/10/viggo-mortensen-n-word-green-book-screening

And don't even get me started on John Lennon

# ? Mar 22, 2021 12:50

FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I mean Denmark is the Florida of the Nordics.

# ? Mar 22, 2021 13:06

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

speaking of orlando bloom

FreudianSlippers posted:

I mean Denmark is the Florida of the Nordics.

I have a friend who has full on drank the kool aid of the superiority of the Scandinavian lifestyle/government/culture who specifically takes vacations to those countries and comes home with stories about how friendly and progressive and overall AWESOME everyone there is and even they think Denmark is awful and full of terrible people.

Not Viggo, though. He's great.

Scratch Monkey has a new favorite as of 13:13 on Mar 22, 2021

# ? Mar 22, 2021 13:10

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Blurred posted:

We have this one in Prague:

How did I miss out on this after spending a whole week in Prague?

# ? Mar 22, 2021 13:40

Whybird: Aug 2, 2009; Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar; Nap Ghost

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

How did I miss out on this after spending a whole week in Prague?

Don't worry too hard about it, just remember to bring a plinth and some body paint the next time you visit

# ? Mar 22, 2021 13:43

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

Yeah Denmark has some weird loving issues. Like cool I can get some legal weed in the open in that one area in Copenhagen, but I�d never want to live there as a brown lady.

# ? Mar 22, 2021 13:51

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

# ? Mar 22, 2021 13:53

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

ultrafilter posted:

drat I want one of those signs.

# ? Mar 22, 2021 13:57

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

ultrafilter posted:

Well that sign took an unexpected turn into Funville.

# ? Mar 22, 2021 14:34

Mokinokaro: Sep 11, 2001; At the end of everything, hold onto anything; Fun Shoe

ultrafilter posted:

Strong Welcome to Night Vale energy.

# ? Mar 22, 2021 14:38

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

https://i.imgur.com/cf5CMUb.mp4

sound

# ? Mar 22, 2021 14:51

Chitin: Apr 29, 2007; It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Former DILF posted:

how about Mark Wahlberg's schedule

tag yourself, i'm the alleged snack that takes an hour and 30 minutes from 8am to 9:30am

I, too, am a snack who takes a long time to finish.

# ? Mar 22, 2021 15:05

RillAkBea: Oct 11, 2008

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Many are familiar with statues of dogs, whose heads are polished and gleaming because people love to pet them.

Apparently people love to do the same with Marie Antionette's tit on her memorial statue in a basilica.

Also the Juliet statue in Verona apparently.

# ? Mar 22, 2021 15:30