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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Did youse not get told not to eat cheese at night cos it would give you nightmares?

I don't think it's true but it appears to be a commonly held belief among old people. Similar to the "don't swim after eating or you will drown" idea I guess.

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



angerbeet posted:

There's more of gravy to you than the grave!

Nice pull - I had to check the novel to find that line. I'm not a massive Dickens fan but I can't think of a book with a stronger start than "A Christmas Carol."

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Nice pull - I had to check the novel to find that line. I'm not a massive Dickens fan but I can't think of a book with a stronger start than "A Christmas Carol."

I like this version, where the poor all sing about how Scrooge dying is the nicest thing he's ever done:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkq7WZTzkLQ

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


OwlFancier posted:

Did youse not get told not to eat cheese at night cos it would give you nightmares?

I don't think it's true but it appears to be a commonly held belief among old people. Similar to the "don't swim after eating or you will drown" idea I guess.
We all get nightmares regardless of what's festering in our stomachs.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCiL-zTrmpM

I spent most of the video enjoying the microwave being called the "TUCKA FUCKA"

Picayune
Feb 26, 2007

cannot be unseen
Taco Defender
When we lived in small-town Indiana the county fair was seen as a legit business lunch location. Whenever the fair was happening people would take their lunch break, go to the county fair, go to the PORK TENT, and have giant flat pork sandwiches for lunch before getting back to work. Honestly it made a nice change of pace and the sandwiches were pretty good, particularly in comparison to the chain restaurants in town. Small-town Indiana is not great at food.

Literally called the Pork Tent.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
I'm a big wheel down at the Pork Tent.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

The name Welsh Rarebit is basically a racist joke, like "lmao the Welsh are so poor and stupid that they can't afford meat so they'll put cheese on toast and call it rabbit"

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


I forgot we had to make a new thread. I am now reposting this which is where I first heard about... a rarebit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjmANi13WA0

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


CaptainSarcastic posted:

There was a lengthy GBS thread that pretty authoritatively determined that Connecticut is the worst state, but inexplicably has the best pizza.

I was originally born in Connecticut, so I take responsibility for the former

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Picayune posted:

When we lived in small-town Indiana the county fair was seen as a legit business lunch location. Whenever the fair was happening people would take their lunch break, go to the county fair, go to the PORK TENT, and have giant flat pork sandwiches for lunch before getting back to work. Honestly it made a nice change of pace and the sandwiches were pretty good, particularly in comparison to the chain restaurants in town. Small-town Indiana is not great at food.

Literally called the Pork Tent.

PYF Anti-Food Porn/Food Fads: Literally called the Pork Tent

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
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I AM THERESA MAY


Despite what the perfidious sais say, rarebit isn't "just" cheese on toast, it's a specific cheese sauce made with lots of beer & mustard & worcester sauce :colbert:

Couple of places round here do a rarebit burger, basically making welsh rarebit with both sides of the burger bun before assembly. It is good.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
Anyone from the country that invented mushy corn doesn't get to poo poo on the country that invented mushy peas. Also what do you want us to call them? It's about as literal a name as possible. Flavoured with mint, served with good quality fish and chips with lashings of salt and vinegar, it's excellent food and absolutely none of you would think differently if you had a plate in front of you.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Butterfly Valley posted:

Anyone from the country that invented mushy corn doesn't get to poo poo on the country that invented mushy peas. Also what do you want us to call them? It's about as literal a name as possible. Flavoured with mint, served with good quality fish and chips with lashings of salt and vinegar, it's excellent food and absolutely none of you would think differently if you had a plate in front of you.

Me posting those videos wasn't in mockery mind you

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

uber_stoat posted:

I'm a big wheel down at the Pork Tent.
Wow, that's a deep cut

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

OwlFancier posted:

Did youse not get told not to eat cheese at night cos it would give you nightmares?

I don't think it's true but it appears to be a commonly held belief among old people. Similar to the "don't swim after eating or you will drown" idea I guess.

80s Garfield comics really hammered on the idea that eating pizza before bed would give you weird dreams / nightmares. I feel like I've seen that idea in other media, but nothing's springing to mind.

That said:

Borrovan posted:

Despite what the perfidious sais say, rarebit isn't "just" cheese on toast, it's a specific cheese sauce made with lots of beer & mustard & worcester sauce :colbert:

Couple of places round here do a rarebit burger, basically making welsh rarebit with both sides of the burger bun before assembly. It is good.

This is true. Rarebits are delicious; there's a local pub that makes a really good one, and it's on my short list of things to eat once it's actually safe and responsible to dine in again.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Love me some rarebit.



stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Dabir posted:

The name Welsh Rarebit is basically a racist joke, like "lmao the Welsh are so poor and stupid that they can't afford meat so they'll put cheese on toast and call it rabbit"
As a person of Welsh surname, lmao nah

"it's racist to laugh about the Garbage Plate"

"it's racist to deny that Chicago deep dish pizza is pizza"

There are Scotch and English variations on cheese-on-toast from the mid-18th century too that were also called "rabbit"

Even granting the possibility that it was somehow racism against the Welsh when originally named, I guarantee you that in modern parlance calling "luxurious cheese toast" a "Welsh Rarebit" is in no loving way intended as an insult to the Welsh. You want to see an insult to the Welsh? See the post immediately above this.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Clyde Radcliffe posted:

Love me some rarebit.





First one looks too much like cheese. Come back with the plasticky, bright-orange government-subsidized pasteurized processed American-style cheese food product and we'll talk.

Second one I've actually tried when I ran out of bread one time. Not great, I'd have been better served cooking actual rice and melting the cheese into that.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Also sodium citrate is reasonably widely available now so we could be in a golden age of rarebits if not for the aftermath of Windsor McCay (the American responsible for the Dream of the Rarebit Fiend and Little Nemo comic strips)

can you imagine a feta + gouda + pecorino blend oozing onto some toast before getting broiled? with just enough mustard for contrast? poo poo this is going to gently caress up my dreams later just from the conceptualization

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I tried making sodium citrate a while ago because I had citric acid and baking soda, but I had forgotten everything I once knew about high school chemistry so I'm pretty sure I made a supersaturated solution of some kind or just used too much because the broken cheddar mixture I put it into ended up being bright green and tasting real weird.


Not sure how I didn't think to document it for the thread to laugh at

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


FFT posted:

Even granting the possibility that it was somehow racism against the Welsh when originally named, I guarantee you that in modern parlance calling "luxurious cheese toast" a "Welsh Rarebit" is in no loving way intended as an insult to the Welsh.
Was in a meeting the other day where a WelshCymraeg language professor kicked the gently caress off about using the word "Welsh" on official University poo poo. Because of the original derivation of "Welsh" from a Saxon word for "foreigner", you see. A thing that everyone, including English-speaking Welsh people, definitely know, and intend as a slur.

Anyway on the subject of Celtic x-on-toast variations, everyone should eat Scotch woodcock:


If that's not enough anchovies don't worry, you spread anchovy paste all over the toast before putting the eggs on. Probably AFP for somebody

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Borrovan posted:

Was in a meeting the other day where a WelshCymraeg language professor kicked the gently caress off about using the word "Welsh" on official University poo poo. Because of the original derivation of "Welsh" from a Saxon word for "foreigner", you see. A thing that everyone, including English-speaking Welsh people, definitely know, and intend as a slur.

Anyway on the subject of Celtic x-on-toast variations, everyone should eat Scotch woodcock:


If that's not enough anchovies don't worry, you spread anchovy paste all over the toast before putting the eggs on. Probably AFP for somebody

Anchovies AND capers?!!

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Borrovan posted:

Was in a meeting the other day where a WelshCymraeg language professor kicked the gently caress off about using the word "Welsh" on official University poo poo. Because of the original derivation of "Welsh" from a Saxon word for "foreigner", you see. A thing that everyone, including English-speaking Welsh people, definitely know, and intend as a slur.
oh yeah for sure, that's definitely not primarily an overreaction to the phrase "welch/welsh on a bet"

Like sure "Cymru" and "the Cymry" are better terms but lmao

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Kids love the taste of cinnamon coated small pastries.

https://twitter.com/JensenKarp/status/1374051365417230336

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Haifisch posted:

Kids love the taste of cinnamon coated small pastries.

https://twitter.com/JensenKarp/status/1374051365417230336

imagine working PR for cinnamon toast crunch, it's like "this is a pretty sweet gig, just make tweets about cereal all day" and then, suddenly, shrimp

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




uber_stoat posted:

imagine working PR for cinnamon toast crunch, it's like "this is a pretty sweet gig, just make tweets about cereal all day" and then, suddenly, shrimp

Just tell everyone it's clumps of sugar. That'll fix it.

https://twitter.com/JensenKarp/status/1374108037376483331

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The cinnamon toast crunch company is furiously trying to find out who allowed samples of the new secret flavour "cinnamon toast prawns" to be released into the open market.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

"Let's mix it up and add some small cinnamon-coated pastries, what could go wrong?"

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
$20 says a guy somewhere on the line was eating shrimp on the job.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

MariusLecter posted:

$20 says a guy somewhere on the line was eating shrimp on the job.

I'm betting on mouse in the sugar myself

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




MariusLecter posted:

$20 says a guy somewhere on the line was eating shrimp on the job.

Some of the replies are suggesting worse: rodents nesting in one of the ingredient containers bringing home things they scavenge. Then that container getting added to the mix without anyone noticing the foreign objects.

https://twitter.com/JensenKarp/status/1374133946552754176

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYhU_nL0_m4

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
https://twitter.com/cappaj3/status/1374139330495668224

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
starting off my day the healthy way with a big heaping bowl of rat poo poo.


hahahahahaahahahahaha

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Wagoo

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



Facebook Aunt posted:

Some of the replies are suggesting worse: rodents nesting in one of the ingredient containers bringing home things they scavenge. Then that container getting added to the mix without anyone noticing the foreign objects.

The weirdest part, to me, is that it apparently was a value box with two bags in it, and one of the bags was taped shut instead of sealed.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

rydiafan posted:

The weirdest part, to me, is that it apparently was a value box with two bags in it, and one of the bags was taped shut instead of sealed.

Walmart, they'll put anything back on the shelf. I once bought a sealed PS4 game from Walmart and inside was a burnt DVD of 18 Again starring Zac Effron.

Yes, I am aware that in my case someone had access to a shrink wrapping machine

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Butterfly Valley posted:

Anyone from the country that invented mushy corn

Interested to know what you’re describing with this. Cornmeal mush/grits (which is basically polenta) or creamed corn?

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