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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

LifeSunDeath posted:

It bothers me that we haven't all moved on to either a faster keyboard layout than querty, or we haven't gotten a universal single handed typing device. I always thought the Data-hand would be that breakthrough that changed keyboards but it was not meant to be.



fake edit, oh snap someone has revived the concept:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX1ifYxzr3M

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Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

boar guy posted:

you have to learn a whole other way to touch type with chords so nope

How would a one-handed, wearable keyboard NOT require this

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Imagined posted:

How would a one-handed, wearable keyboard NOT require this

i thought maybe it had sensors that could detect how my finger muscles were moving and translate it to qwerty, frankly

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

boar guy posted:

i thought maybe it had sensors that could detect how my finger muscles were moving and translate it to qwerty, frankly

*sensor detects jerkoff motion* would you like to switch to dvorak

Konstantin
Jun 20, 2005
And the Lord said, "Look, they are one people, and they have all one language; and this is only the beginning of what they will do; nothing that they propose to do will now be impossible for them.

Sweevo posted:

Nobody has ever used a DVORAK keyboard for anything except writing 10,000 word blog posts about how they use a DVORAK keyboard.

It was also good for pranking tech illiterate adults as a kid.

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

Konstantin posted:

It was also good for pranking tech illiterate adults as a kid.

my friend told me a story where like he did weed for the first time by eating a bunch of edibles at a math conference in california, and the next morning he went to check in and get his name tag and the girl at the desk told him to type his name in the computer but while receiving the keyboard from her he accidentally hit whatever button combo changes the keyboard setting so somehow it got set on dvorak and he was trying to type his name but it kept coming out different letters, and he's sitting there just thinking he must still be high as balls so he's just like "Ummmmmm", but afraid to say out loud "I can't type my name" or something like that

I think at some point he figured out he wasn't hallucinating and managed to ask for help since he wasn't worried about playing off being high anymore

galagazombie
Oct 31, 2011

A silly little mouse!
I honestly think we’re at or near the end point for traditional interfaces. They keep trying to make touch screens or motion controls fully replace them but it’s not working. The real next step that could actually replace what we have is sticking a wire in your head so you can just control stuff by thinking about it. Maybe something less intrusive that tracks your eye movement or something.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

A keyboard is de facto faster than thoughts.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


The only actual context in which you need to type at the speed of thought is stenography and the solutions to that have been already invented a century ago. Perhaps the ergonomics of typing could be improved still but a completely new input system would have to present a real material benefit when compared to the simple keyboard and none of those :krad: hand cradles offer that.

Speaking of obsolete technologies, my SO does research on history for a living so she had to learn to read various already dead forms of shorthand for her archive work. Most all of them make it possible to easily surpass spoken work in speed, basically allowing you to write at the speed of thought. The problem for the historian is that when you become proficient enough at a shorthand, you quite naturally develop your own hand which is basically impossible to decipher without months or years of learning to think like the person you are researching. Apparently it's really rewarding work but also incredibly demanding. I am in awe of her looking at some badly photocopied squiggles on a paper and being able to find the exact meaning after carefully deciphering every little stroke and dip of the pen. Very good for keeping your personal thoughts hidden from prying eyes.

edit: I guess keeping your thoughts hidden from the rest of the world instead of just posting them on the internet for all to see and gawk at is an obsolete tech in itself :v:

barbecue at the folks has a new favorite as of 10:43 on Mar 23, 2021

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012

I watched my former boss cover a county commissioner's meeting one time. At the end of it, she had written it down nearly verbatim in shorthand, including timestamps for the tape recording.

Mine were longhand notes and a cramped hand, but I did use the timestamp idea for verbatim quotes.

Rectus
Apr 27, 2008

It would be nice to have a single handed keyboard just so you don't have to take your other hand of the mouse to type something. Having to relocate your hand twice every time you need to type something just adds extra steps to a lot of computer use.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

galagazombie posted:

I honestly think we’re at or near the end point for traditional interfaces. They keep trying to make touch screens or motion controls fully replace them but it’s not working. The real next step that could actually replace what we have is sticking a wire in your head so you can just control stuff by thinking about it. Maybe something less intrusive that tracks your eye movement or something.

Mods, ban for account sharing with Elon Musk.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Rectus posted:

It would be nice to have a single handed keyboard just so you don't have to take your other hand of the mouse to type something. Having to relocate your hand twice every time you need to type something just adds extra steps to a lot of computer use.

I bought the Twiddler 3 chording keyboard when it came out. It's held to your hand with a strap so you don't even need a desk, and there's a tiny joystick thing on the top that you can use to move the cursor.

The problem is that you have to learn basically all the chords to be able to type worth a drat, AND the default chords are extremely bad so you need to load an alternate chordmap from some rando's github. I've never been able to justify the hit to my typing speed long enough to properly learn it.

It does seem like it would be really useful to hit hotkeys in something like Photoshop while holding the mouse in the other hand. I know the earliest systems with mice--Engelbart's NLS, PARC's Alto--all came with a little chording keyset to complement the mouse; it looked like 5 piano keys and I think you basically just entered the binary representation of the desired character.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

it doesnt seem like that hard of a problem to solve, if a fitbit can get a reasonable approximation of when i've taken a step based on the switch inside of it and its algo, i should be able to put on a cheap pair of gloves that can discern the different muscles needed to hit certain keys and then run it through an algo for a little fine tuning. ive been touch typing since 6th grade and i can do it basically as fast as i can think, there's no way i'll retain that fluidity using chords

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

boar guy posted:

it doesnt seem like that hard of a problem to solve

It is.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


3D Megadoodoo posted:

A keyboard is de facto faster than thoughts.
Furthermore, the way I think when typing is different from the way I think while talking, and I suspect any brain-reading mechanism would focus on the latter. When I'm writing, thoughts flow directly to the keyboard without passing through whatever the brain chunk that's responsible for speech is. I can't talk while writing (say revising somebody else's sentence) because the context switch is so disruptive; I lose the writing train-of-thought to pay attention to speech.

duomo
Oct 9, 2007




Soiled Meat

Zopotantor posted:

These are still being made AFAIK, but what I really want is the programmer’s version.

SwissMicros makes a modern clone but it's not much cheaper than buying a used original.

Two Owls
Sep 17, 2016

Yeah, count me in

I have dim memories of this triumph of British innovation being pushed as the next big thing in rapid input.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Two Owls posted:

I have dim memories of this triumph of British innovation being pushed as the next big thing in rapid input.

oof, $500 in the early 80's

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Throw your old synths away and build yourself a Space Bass like Constance Demby (:rip:). Earth-shaking otherworldly sounds in the comfort of your living room...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ire8pSPvX1o

quote:

The Sonic Steel Instruments, original designs by Constance Demby, have been recorded by Lucas SkyWalker Studios for use in their filmscores, and filmed by Discovery Channel in Gaudi's "Parc Guell" in Barcelona for their specials.

The Sonic Steel Space Bass is a 10 ft sheet of mirror finish stainless steel with 5 octaves of steel and brass rods. The rods can be bowed, struck percussively, and the metal sheet can be rubbed to create various effects. Several tones can be created by bowing a single rod, resulting in a multi-tiered overtone series.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

boar guy posted:

it doesnt seem like that hard of a problem to solve, if a fitbit can get a reasonable approximation of when i've taken a step based on the switch inside of it and its algo, i should be able to put on a cheap pair of gloves that can discern the different muscles needed to hit certain keys and then run it through an algo for a little fine tuning. ive been touch typing since 6th grade and i can do it basically as fast as i can think, there's no way i'll retain that fluidity using chords

A device on your wrist sensing the movement of your tendons would be less intrusive and fit more sizes.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Lurking Haro posted:

A device on your wrist sensing the movement of your tendons would be less intrusive and fit more sizes.

Like with many other technological inventions, the porn industry will decide adaption. This sounds promising tbh

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Lurking Haro posted:

A device on your wrist sensing the movement of your tendons would be less intrusive and fit more sizes.

there you go! veecee people, you seeing this? it doesn't even need to be precise, look at Swype for example

Danger - Octopus!
Apr 20, 2008


Nap Ghost

boar guy posted:

there you go! veecee people, you seeing this? it doesn't even need to be precise, look at Swype for example

I keep expecting to see people with a standard desktop kind of PC but a touchpad for swype instead of/in addition to the keyboard. I know a fair few people who can write with swype faster than they can type on a standard keyboard and if their office job had that kind of interface for emails and corporate chat, they'd be super happy

galagazombie
Oct 31, 2011

A silly little mouse!

Danger - Octopus! posted:

I keep expecting to see people with a standard desktop kind of PC but a touchpad for swype instead of/in addition to the keyboard. I know a fair few people who can write with swype faster than they can type on a standard keyboard and if their office job had that kind of interface for emails and corporate chat, they'd be super happy

How many of them are just old boomers who never learned to type though?

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Dick Trauma posted:

Throw your old synths away and build yourself a Space Bass like Constance Demby (:rip:). Earth-shaking otherworldly sounds in the comfort of your living room...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ire8pSPvX1o

Oh that's cool, in a sort of spacy hippy way.

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no

Cojawfee posted:

Holy poo poo they are 200 dollars.
Anecdote that probably doesn’t help at all: My HP 11C brand new had the outrageously expensive price of $80 when I got it as a birthday present in 1983 before going to college (and the 16C was more expensive). 200 bucks today is actually cheaper, inflation-adjusted.

W424
Oct 21, 2010

Dick Trauma posted:

Throw your old synths away and build yourself a Space Bass like Constance Demby (:rip:). Earth-shaking otherworldly sounds in the comfort of your living room...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ire8pSPvX1o

This loving rules, was fully expecting something like ”this is my original Buchla system and here’s some of the dumbest poo poo ever recorded, enjoy” bleep bloop.

SecretOfSteel
Apr 29, 2007

The secret of steel has always
carried with it a mystery.

Dick Trauma posted:

Throw your old synths away and build yourself a Space Bass like Constance Demby (:rip:). Earth-shaking otherworldly sounds in the comfort of your living room...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ire8pSPvX1o

I guess they'll be releasing a new cut of Blade Runner and replacing Vangelis with Constance Demby.

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.

World's worst upstairs neighbor. And I've lived adjacent to a college stoner with bongos.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Lincoln posted:

World's worst upstairs neighbor. And I've lived adjacent to a college stoner with bongos.

In my time I have learnt to not hate the noisey neighbour... but to join in. I've now trained an old drunk to now think 10PM is a good time to sleep and no longer cranks some stupid justin timberlake song at full volume at 2am.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Sweevo posted:

Bil Herd (the C128 designer) has some Youtube videos where he talks about his time at Commodore in the mid-80s and it sounds like a hellhole - a boardroom full of sleazy conmen, cokehead middle managers who responded to every minor problem by screaming "FIX IT OR YOU'RE FIRED!" and throwing tantrums, and people working on obvious dead-end projects to build high-end versions of games machines to sell to the business market that had already settled on the IBM PC.

*Sun* approached Commodore and asked if they could build Amiga 3000s under license, stick SunOS on them, and sell them as workstations. That would have been a big deal, and Commodore's response was to quote a "gently caress you go away" price for them. Anything after Tramiel left was a bunch of idiots.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Phanatic posted:

*Sun* approached Commodore and asked if they could build Amiga 3000s under license, stick SunOS on them, and sell them as workstations. That would have been a big deal, and Commodore's response was to quote a "gently caress you go away" price for them. Anything after Tramiel left was a bunch of idiots.

Man that would have been an incredible deal for both parties. What the gently caress.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Brian Bagnall's trilogy on Commodore is an excellent read if you want some insight into what an insanely dysfunctional company Commodore was.

Commodore: A company on the edge
Commodore: The Amiga years
Commodore: The final years

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Holy poo poo I want that for my work computer. :haw:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Dick Trauma posted:

Holy poo poo I want that for my work computer. :haw:

You could store honey in the ears and dip your biscuits in them with tea.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

What exactly is obsolete or failed in that pic?

The corded mouse?

galagazombie
Oct 31, 2011

A silly little mouse!

Trabant posted:

What exactly is obsolete or failed in that pic?

The corded mouse?

I'm pretty sure that's a tube monitor instead of a flatscreen, so unless you enjoy lugging those around that's pretty obsolete. Of course my favorite part is that the monitor as a whole is Shrek's face, but it contains within itself another Shrek face right under the screen. Shrekception.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

galagazombie posted:

I'm pretty sure that's a tube monitor instead of a flatscreen, so unless you enjoy lugging those around that's pretty obsolete.

Oh so in addition to printers you also carry around VDUs? Yeah most people don't do that.

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