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voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Whole lotta goons about to express weirdly strong opinions about a vegetable.

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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

about to?

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


i put the onions in my rear end then cum on the garlic and poo poo out the onions on the cum garlic then eat the poo poo onions and cum garlic

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Garlic?
Garlic my nutsack ya goober

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Y’all need to try shallots.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

mds2 posted:

Y’all need to try shallots.

They're nothing special.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

I remember him from family guy!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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mds2 posted:

Y’all need to try shallots.

She has a lovely face

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





im pooping! posted:

i put the onions in my rear end then cum on the garlic and poo poo out the onions on the cum garlic then eat the poo poo onions and cum garlic

My friend have you tried figging?

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

im pooping! posted:

i put the onions in my rear end then cum on the garlic and poo poo out the onions on the cum garlic then eat the poo poo onions and cum garlic

I do this on a date.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

The old poo poo onions cum cum garlic.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Scald scallions rape rapes grope garlic poo poo shallots baffle a daffodil choke chives ogle onions take a leek. Fill your insides with allyl sulfides because the entire blessed family Amaryllidaceae is coming to take your loving breath away. Gen X comes for the bisex, millenials dig the perennials, and boomers do their thing after blooming time in spring. Stop the fighting and get on this botanical pan-family love bus because it's time to depart for the kingdom of culinary fundamentals so HONK HONK bitches, hop on and enjoy this free ride to the only things for cooking anythings.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Grendels Dad posted:

Read the GoT books, bro. They eat whole onions for lunch, literally.

I saw the TV show, there was even an Onion Knight

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

bike tory posted:

Whole lotta goons about to express weirdly strong opinions about a vegetable.

You've been here since :regd07: and you're surprised by this?

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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eat hot chip and lie - 100%

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

BrigadierSensible posted:

I didn't notice the centaur woman at first because I was entranced by the boob in the oven, and trying to figure out how it got in/reflected in there.

The centaur woman has a perfectly serviceable pair of real boobs & here you are staring at...oven tiddies?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


BOOTY-ADE posted:

The centaur woman has a perfectly serviceable pair of real boobs & here you are staring at...oven tiddies?

We are goons remember.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

BOOTY-ADE posted:

The centaur woman has a perfectly serviceable pair of real boobs & here you are staring at...oven tiddies?
Well they are hotter

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

You guys are acting like you've never seen an oven rack before.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

bike tory posted:

Whole lotta goons about to express weirdly strong opinions about a vegetable.

Strong onionions.



Imma try this, this looks delicious.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Lobok posted:

You guys are acting like you've never seen an oven rack before.

:golfclap:

Bravo

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

"Pay careful attention, I'm potentially only going to do this once! :pseudo:"

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





I bet that guy had a sore neck.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


The cat had to be good or it was going to get electric shocks from Mr. Rogo.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


quote:

Douglas Scott Rogo (February 1, 1950 – August 18, 1990) was a writer, journalist and researcher on subjects related to parapsychology. Rogo was murdered in 1990 at the age of 40.[1][2] His case remains unsolved.[3][4]

Rogo was last seen alive on August 14, 1990.[3] He was found stabbed to death in his home by police on August 16.[1][4]

:stare:

Sadly, the Internet Archive does not have "ESP and Your Pet."

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
His cat saw it all but sadly the book was long out of print.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



BOOTY-ADE posted:

The centaur woman has a perfectly serviceable pair of real boobs & here you are staring at...oven tiddies?

It was probably the dinner plate nipple

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


It says the murder was unsolved, yet clearly specifies who stabbed him in the very next paragraph

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Borrovan posted:

It says the murder was unsolved, yet clearly specifies who stabbed him in the very next paragraph
And they're the ones in charge of solving it, so yeah, it's gonna be "unsolved", right?

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009


You think his pets saw it coming and tried to warn him?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Borrovan posted:

It says the murder was unsolved, yet clearly specifies who stabbed him in the very next paragraph

And then notes the conviction of a POC for it was overturned for "prosecutorial misconduct, in 1996". So. you know, ACAB

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0l01o2-X3A&t=1421s

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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BTW thank you thread for sending me down an Enid Blyton hole earlier this week because now I have yet another reason never to have unsubscribed from the UK McDonald's email list from when I visited:



Lashings of Big Tasty® Sauce :dance:

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