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Oh it’s right stuck https://twitter.com/jsrailton/status/1374597391463120896?s=21
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Pump air into the sand to cause liquifaction, the just float the ships off the canal
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 15:06 |
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FCKGW posted:Oh it’s right stuck
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 15:07 |
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FCKGW posted:Oh it’s right stuck LOL the ship tried to plow the canal with it's ship dong.
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 15:37 |
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zedprime posted:That would certainly explain the heroic single excavator Every excavator operator I've ever met smoked like a chimney.
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 15:49 |
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There’s an Oglaf for this. ”Addons”
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 16:42 |
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Simply blow it up with dynamite like a beached whale.
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 16:44 |
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I blame capitalism for the stuck ship
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 16:50 |
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dusts off Project Plowshare
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 16:51 |
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Platystemon posted:dusts off Project Plowshare What would be the plan here? Nuke the place and then wait 30 years until it's safe to use?
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 17:12 |
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Worse goatse ever.
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 17:13 |
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Cojawfee posted:What would be the plan here? Nuke the place and then wait 30 years until it's safe to use? I watched an old informational film about the project from when it was taking place and the narrator explained that "all radioactive material will be carried safely out to sea."
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 17:16 |
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Sagebrush posted:I watched an old informational film about the project from when it was taking place and the narrator explained that "all radioactive material will be carried safely out to sea." Beyond the environment?
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Sagebrush posted:Simply blow it up with dynamite like a beached whale. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R9huAlvy2g
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 17:26 |
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Garrand posted:Ah, the tubgirl maneuver. holy poo poo
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 17:30 |
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Has Elon Musk invented a solution, sent it to Egypt unsolicited, and then called them all pedos when they don’t use it?
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 17:31 |
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Also another point about Project Plowshare -- atomic bombs actually don't produce as much long-term radioactive fallout as people think. Fat Man contained about 6 kg of plutonium, 15% of which was fissioned. Obviously the instantaneous radiation at the moment of detonation was extremely lethal, but after that first millisecond you've only got <6 kg of radioisotopes scattered around plus a whole lot of short-lived (days) neutron-activated dirt to deal with. People were reoccupying and starting to rebuild Nagasaki within a couple of months. Compare that to say Chernobyl where the reactor contained over 190,000 kg of fuel and it burned for 2 weeks. The salt the earth / nuclear winter scenario is a situation that would only result from a full scale nuclear exchange, where you have hundreds of megatons of bombs going off all at once. And even then nuclear winter is considered today to be kind of sketchy science (though the fallout in that situation would be much more like Chernobyl than Nagasaki). Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Mar 24, 2021 |
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Sagebrush posted:Simply blow it up with dynamite like a beached whale. That would block the canal. We should free it, sail it clear, and then blow it up.
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 17:46 |
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Cojawfee posted:What would be the plan here? Nuke the place and then wait 30 years until it's safe to use? Lol "wait 30 years" they probably planned for crews to come in later that day
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 17:47 |
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Fun fact: In parts of Germany you are advised not to pick mushrooms because they are apparently really good at concentrating the fallout Chernobyl that rained across Europe.
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Antigravitas posted:Fun fact: In parts of Germany you are advised not to pick mushrooms because they are apparently really good at concentrating the fallout Chernobyl that rained across Europe. It's your standard bioaccumulation. The higher up the food chain you go, the more radioactive particles. Same reason there are radioactive boars — they eat the plants/mushrooms.
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Cable Guy posted:That's just our goon Dan Warren spruiking his new album... Ha! Someone just sent me a link to this post. I was making the same joke on twitter. https://twitter.com/danlwarren/status/1374767119657660421?s=20
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waffle iron posted:It's your standard bioaccumulation. The higher up the food chain you go, the more radioactive particles. Same reason there are radioactive boars — they eat the plants/mushrooms.
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 18:09 |
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Use air bags like is done in salvage to lift the ship up and out of the bank. We’re going to need a bigger bag. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRFWQjGlZng
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 18:12 |
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This company really want to sell yellow sacks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IRSLM3u62s
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 18:15 |
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They should just put a treadmill under the boat
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 18:15 |
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put legs on it. clearly it is yearning to return to the land
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 18:17 |
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Platystemon posted:Use air bags like is done in salvage to lift the ship up and out of the bank. Those images are hilarious when compared to the absolutely insane amount of work they had to do to actually salvage the Costa Concordia. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6fZihl9wk8
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Sagebrush posted:Also another point about Project Plowshare -- atomic bombs actually don't produce as much long-term radioactive fallout as people think. Fat Man contained about 6 kg of plutonium, 15% of which was fissioned. Obviously the instantaneous radiation at the moment of detonation was extremely lethal, but after that first millisecond you've only got <6 kg of radioisotopes scattered around plus a whole lot of short-lived (days) neutron-activated dirt to deal with. People were reoccupying and starting to rebuild Nagasaki within a couple of months. Yeah, in practical terms atom bombs can't kill anyone.
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 18:28 |
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So this is officially the greatest act of boatfuckling for a while right? I know no ships actually sunk but the sheer number of delayed boats must be staggering. And no end in sight.
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Platystemon posted:And it was a serious undertaking to clear it, taking more than a year after the diplomatic issues were resolved. They probably wouldn't want to, though, the canal is very lucrative: "Suez Canal charges vary according to the size of the vessel, its routeing, the number of containers carried and the proportion of laden boxes, but as a rule of thumb, a fully laden 20,000 teu container vessel on a headhaul Asia-Europe sailing could expect to pay around $700,000 in transit fees."
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 18:40 |
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Local equivalent of 11'8 bridge. Earlier today a guy hauling a fork lift hit a bridge, closing all four lanes of the road and causing unknown (but potentially tens of thousands dollars) damage to both the forklift and the bridge. Best part, he argued that he wasn't over height. Yes sir, that bridge came out of nowhere (it's a 16'6 bridge).
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By popular demand posted:So this is officially the greatest act of boatfuckling for a while right? I know no ships actually sunk but the sheer number of delayed boats must be staggering. There are at least a hundred ships backlogged that would have passed through in the time since it's been stuck. That number increases every minute. This incident is going to cost billions.
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 18:42 |
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So worst boatfuckling since WW2 ?
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 18:45 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:They probably wouldn't want to, though, the canal is very lucrative: Clearly there's an opportunity for Israel to dig a competing canal from the Gulf of Aqaba to the Mediterranean...
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 18:46 |
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Elon should propose a movable canal lock type thing which is just an incredibly large water filled tank on wheels that boats sail into and it takes them across the land.
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 18:50 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:There are at least a hundred ships backlogged that would have passed through in the time since it's been stuck. That number increases every minute. Yeah, cost of having the ships hang out or detour rather than doing something lucrative, cost of the delayed arrival of whatever is on those ships, it's gonna be insane.
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 18:51 |
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Can they saw off the penis or would that make it sink.
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gonadic io posted:Elon should propose a movable canal lock type thing which is just an incredibly large water filled tank on wheels that boats sail into and it takes them across the land. Why not a single boat that carries multiple boats so you can get more boats through at once? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2158305/Thats-load-ships-The-carrier-boat-hold-22-barges--oil-rig--back.html
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