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I'm imagining hundreds of cargo ships honking their deafening horns in frustration at the EVERGREEN while the captain makes the "Well, what do you want me to do?" gesture.
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# ? May 25, 2024 00:42 |
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and they all make that cartoon foghorn sound
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Aegis Bear posted:Lmfao loving LOL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USu8vT_tfdw
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What are the odds someone is trying to find a way to climb onto/out of the boat with a handful of stuff because it's just sitting there doing gently caress all
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This is the perfect opportunity for pirate activity.
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Has anybody ever tried loving a boat like some people gently caress cars
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We should really just invent teleporters
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EorayMel posted:Has anybody ever tried loving a boat like some people gently caress cars Probably, but not as much as that ship hosed the global supply chain.
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GRECOROMANGRABASS posted:Which straight or canal is it that you have to pay the local authority to board your vessel and navigate it through the passage for you? I remember someone talking about it and saying that despite being very well-compensated for their assistance, the hired crew will steal anything that isn't nailed down in the bridge. Pencils, pens, used tampons, tonsil stones in a kleenex from a trash bin, etc., This is most canals and harbors. A pilot who knows the area perfectly will get you through. I don't know about the theft though.
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Imagine 4 cargo ships on the edge of the Suez Canal
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maybe elon musk can build a metal tube we can put the cargo ship in and remove it from the canal that way
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No no no an underwater tunnel for other ships to go under the big one
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Sounds like a job for Aquaman!
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Colonel Cancer posted:No no no an underwater tunnel for other ships to go under the big one gently caress, i should have thought of that. this is why we pay you the big bucks.
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GRECOROMANGRABASS posted:Which straight or canal is it that you have to pay the local authority to board your vessel and navigate it through the passage for you? I remember someone talking about it and saying that despite being very well-compensated for their assistance, the hired crew will steal anything that isn't nailed down in the bridge. Pencils, pens, used tampons, tonsil stones in a kleenex from a trash bin, etc., This is many many places
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Thinking really hard about if the captain deliberately planned to do this as some sort of Captain Planet villain esque scheme and chuckling uncontrollably
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Thank you.
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Ok how about a balldo but it's ship shaped?
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Don't you have to hire a canal pilot for exactly this reason? None of the news articles I read really explain what the hell happened.
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It suffered a blackout midway and just drifted into the dirt.
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Drunk Canuck posted:It suffered a blackout midway and just drifted into the dirt. what is a blackout and how does a ship have one?
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Water and electricity dont mix
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:what is a blackout and how does a ship have one? Lots and lots of alcohol.
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I'm gonna go down there and push it
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I stared at this picture for a while thinking "wow, Central America is way drier than I thought it'd be."
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If the ship is carrying OP’s mom’s dildo it should have a few of these with the order. ![]() Just dump ‘em out and slide that boat to safety.
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Why don't they just fly like 100 helicopters out there to pick it up
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evilpicard posted:None of the news articles I read really explain what the hell happened. boat sideways
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ohnobugs posted:Why don't they just fly like 100 helicopters out there to pick it up Why don’t they just have the helicopters dump more water on it? Bing bong so simple
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Waltzing Along posted:loving LOL Zugzwang fucked around with this message at 01:14 on Mar 25, 2021 |
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yeah baby
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Bad news, Evergoat is also stuck!![]() ![]() Somebody fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Mar 25, 2021 |
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GRECOROMANGRABASS posted:Which straight or canal is it that you have to pay the local authority to board your vessel and navigate it through the passage for you? I remember someone talking about it and saying that despite being very well-compensated for their assistance, the hired crew will steal anything that isn't nailed down in the bridge. Pencils, pens, used tampons, tonsil stones in a kleenex from a trash bin, etc., If anything on the bridge of your oceangoing vessel isn't nailed down you fuckin suck at boats
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ben shapino posted:maybe elon musk can build a metal tube we can put the cargo ship in and remove it from the canal that way If history is any indicator, he'll just call whoever actually solves the problem a pedo.
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GRECOROMANGRABASS posted:I'm imagining hundreds of cargo ships honking their deafening horns in frustration at the EVERGREEN while the captain makes the "Well, what do you want me to do?" gesture. Lmfao BEWWWWWWWWWW
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GRECOROMANGRABASS posted:I'm imagining hundreds of cargo ships honking their deafening horns in frustration at the EVERGREEN while the captain makes the "Well, what do you want me to do?" gesture. EY IM SAILIN HERE~
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it's just like the time a drunken pilot led the hms surprise to run aground in the river plate at the height of the spring flood. had to completely empty the hold and wait until the height of the next spring tide to float her out.
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Jose Oquendo posted:I can relate to this. Yesterday I took a big ol poo and the toilet clogged up so bad. I plunged and plunged and it didn't get it. I was this close to calling a plumber but right before I dialed the number it dislodged. This is like that but instead the poo poo stays lodged and you keep making GBS threads and somehow poo poo builds up on the other end from suction or something so now your entire house is going to smell like poo poo and this costs you money since you work from home for the dick-sucking factory and can’t focus due to the powerful smell of poo poo.
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# ? May 25, 2024 00:42 |
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that captain is having the worst week of their life right now would probably prefer death to the absolute smackdown of a talking to theyre going to get once this is over
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