Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


mom and dad fight a lot posted:

a $3.6 million USD art sculpture that belches flames and sometimes kills people

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Winklebottom
Dec 19, 2007


PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Cojawfee posted:

Wow, that ship really gets around



If it could get around, the Suez Canal wouldn't be enjoying its temporary status as a water park.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Wait, it's just a $3.6 million USD art sculpture that belches flames and sometimes kills people?

Danes are loving crazy.

Oh the US is pretty good at doing that too

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump

FCKGW posted:

Oh the US is pretty good at doing that too



please oh please tell me he shoots fire out his dick :pray:

solarNativity
Nov 11, 2012

His name is Blucifer and he killed his creator.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Wait, it's just a $3.6 million USD art sculpture that belches flames and sometimes kills people?

Danes are loving crazy.

To be fair, we don't know why the most recent guy died. The other two were:
  • Jumped a railing at the edge of a pit.
  • Jumped a railing at the edge of a pit intentionally.

Here's a quick video about the very intermittent flames:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gE9qxX5VjE

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Wait, it's just a $3.6 million USD art sculpture that belches flames and sometimes kills people?

Danes are loving crazy.

The famous European socialist death panels in action.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Wait, it's just a $3.6 million USD art sculpture that belches flames and sometimes kills people?

Danes are loving crazy.

https://i.imgur.com/N65P9gL.mp4

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007




Have to wonder how many times it happened before they posted the sign.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


I’m assuming the number went up after, regardless.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Bad Munki posted:

I’m assuming the number went up after, regardless.

Just think of the poor guard who is watching elevator genital show all day, every day :(

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Nenonen posted:

Just think of the poor guard who is watching elevator genital show all day, every day :(

What about the guy who has to wipe down the loads

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Wait, it's just a $3.6 million USD art sculpture that belches flames and sometimes kills people?

Danes are loving crazy.

They got sick of hearing every single tourist bitch about the Little Mermaid statue and decided they'd loving show them

EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017
So I'm taking a first aid course and I found this

And I'm pretty sure this showed up in the thread before and had a bunch of photoshops to it, any chance anyone has them on hand?

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Is that supposed to be a baby

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!


extremely same these last 12 months tbh

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

You know, the thought wouldn't even have entered my head to try, without the sign there

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

EvenWorseOpinions posted:

So I'm taking a first aid course and I found this

And I'm pretty sure this showed up in the thread before and had a bunch of photoshops to it, any chance anyone has them on hand?

That's Justin McElroy.

Wattsamatta
Feb 24, 2008

TotalLossBrain posted:



extremely same these last 12 months tbh


Current Mood: This diaper isn't going to change itself.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Never been so goddamned proud of my MBA.

Roll Motherfucking Tide.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://i.imgur.com/ZI0FI4V.mp4

emf
Aug 1, 2002



mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Wait, it's just a $3.6 million USD art sculpture that belches flames and sometimes kills people?

Danes are loving crazy.

Don't get too uppity there, "City" cost $25M and does nothing and you can't even see it unless you hike up a nearby mountain or trespass, and it's in the good old US of A.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


EvenWorseOpinions posted:

So I'm taking a first aid course and I found this

And I'm pretty sure this showed up in the thread before and had a bunch of photoshops to it, any chance anyone has them on hand?

There was a photoshop thread and maybe a front page feature on it but Google is not helping me.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

emf posted:

Don't get too uppity there, "City" cost $25M and does nothing and you can't even see it unless you hike up a nearby mountain or trespass, and it's in the good old US of A.



oh drat it's gonna look crazy though

LifeSunDeath fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Mar 25, 2021

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark

LifeSunDeath posted:

oh drat it's gonna look crazy though


Well now I want to go there. How inaccessible is it?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Atticus_1354 posted:

Well now I want to go there. How inaccessible is it?

it's been being built since the 70s and they had plans to open it to public in 2020 and it didn't happen...so no clue.

Lucid Nonsense
Aug 6, 2009

Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkRGroU8j2g

Woodworking. The planer and the circular saw use the same drive side by side (and both are always running). Kind of cool craftsmanship other than all the 'oh poo poo' moments.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I'm surprised nobody has suggested rocket engines to move the ship stuck in the Suez. Just strap on a whole bunch of RATO units and hydroplane right out of there!

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I don't know that a rocket is a good idea. Quick google says a Saturn V could push 140 metric tons up. You'd need a ridiculous amount of Saturn Vs to move that.

I'll let the real nerds handle the math, but how heavy is that boat? 200k+ metric tons?

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I don't know that a rocket is a good idea. Quick google says a Saturn V could push 140 metric tons up. You'd need a ridiculous amount of Saturn Vs to move that.

I'll let the real nerds handle the math, but how heavy is that boat? 200k+ metric tons?

That's 140 tons to orbit. Typically you can move a stuck boat without lifting it entirely out of the water and then accelerating it to 17,000mph.

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

Cat Hatter posted:

Typically you can move a stuck boat without lifting it entirely out of the water and then accelerating it to 17,000mph.

... But then is it really worth doing?

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009



I think I had a stroke earlier, because at first I thought the buttons had genitalia.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I don't know that a rocket is a good idea. Quick google says a Saturn V could push 140 metric tons up. You'd need a ridiculous amount of Saturn Vs to move that.

I'll let the real nerds handle the math, but how heavy is that boat? 200k+ metric tons?

The Saturn V can deliver 140 tons to orbit. I imagine it could move a hell of a lot more if you're talking strapping it to a ship to push it places on the surface of water.

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

That's 140 tons plus the rocket which is like 3000 tons. To move it into space. To merely move this giant boat sideways I think it would suffice lol

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Yeah I'm not exactly good at math so numbers are basically big equals good, bigger is gooder, etc. Think of me like someone in the background of Idiocracy babbling about billions and lattes.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Nah guys. I don't think the Saturn V, whose launches could be detected on seismometers in New York, was a very powerful rocket.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Alright, alright, lets get some heavy lift rockets out there and put this to a test. Who has those laying around, and will it cost more than a guy with an excavator?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Alright, alright, lets get some heavy lift rockets out there and put this to a test. Who has those laying around, and will it cost more than a guy with an excavator?

I hate to say it, but this may be a job for Elon.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply