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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Cocaine Bear posted:

Flat boi was probly full and drowsy, as he does


Anyway,

https://twitter.com/WomenWinningWs/status/1374847397461901314?s=19


I hope they don't get punished for that. Let the people enjoy some football Iran!

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Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
Isn't it punishment enough to have to watch soccer? Come on Iran

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You must be the sort of lame-o that thinks that rugby with padding and ludicrous corp sponsorships is the height of competitive sports.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
The greatest American sport is war, and we love it so much we have people who do it for fun in schools, massage parlors, and grocery stores.

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL
Bro we also do movie theaters.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

The greatest sport ever is Test Cricket.

Matches last 5 days and sometimes nobody wins.

But also, the sport was invented purely as an excuse to get around anti-drinking laws. (There was some ye olde English law that prevented drinking on Sundays, so they just extended the cricket game, so the spectators were allowed to drink because ... laws were stupid back then.)

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Holy poo poo it's that scene from Monty Python's Life of Brian in real life :haw:

Dangit I was just about to say that.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Cocaine Bear posted:

E: nm, not the place to talk about war and genocide, two things that are the opposite of bad rear end.

E2- here's a dog wearing a bad rear end coat to protect it from birds of prey:



Pictured: a bird of prey

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
I too was intrigued by the name Coyote Vest, so I googled it. The website does indeed mention birds of prey, and the vest has a part called a "hawk shield."

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Platystemon posted:

Pictured: a bird of prey



I'm no scientist but I'm pretty sure that's a dog.



e: there we go, safe now!

Cocaine Bear has a new favorite as of 16:59 on Mar 25, 2021

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

By popular demand posted:

You must be the sort of lame-o that thinks that rugby with padding and ludicrous corp sponsorships is the height of competitive sports.

Ludicrous....? MOTHERFUCKER HAVE YOU SEEN A SOCCER UNIFORM?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Football peaked with this game:



It's all downhill from here.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

By popular demand posted:

You must be the sort of lame-o that thinks that rugby with padding and ludicrous corp sponsorships is the height of competitive sports.

go back to enjoying your papa johns trophy!

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

By popular demand posted:

You must be the sort of lame-o that thinks that rugby with padding and ludicrous corp sponsorships is the height of competitive sports.

I’m not against padding, helmets and such, but they should at least compensate by giving the players a couple of hammers, some chains and whatnot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6qckMHp7wU

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Remember this scrawny dude who made a career out of being a weirdo goober?



Well ....

https://twitter.com/NathanBarnatt/status/1283495734470340609

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Zopotantor posted:

I’m not against padding, helmets and such, but they should at least compensate by giving the players a couple of hammers, some chains and whatnot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6qckMHp7wU

I'd also have accepted Blood Bowl.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Remember this scrawny dude who made a career out of being a weirdo goober?



Well ....

https://twitter.com/NathanBarnatt/status/1283495734470340609

I have never been more jealous of someone's facial hair.

I guess he stopped growing it on his head so he could grow it more powerfully from his face.

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Remember this scrawny dude who made a career out of being a weirdo goober?



Well ....

https://twitter.com/NathanBarnatt/status/1283495734470340609

Now he really has bones

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Remember this scrawny dude who made a career out of being a weirdo goober?



Well ....

https://twitter.com/NathanBarnatt/status/1283495734470340609

Mad props for not eating a bunch of oatmeal, pushing his gut out, and slouching down for the before.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



ya hes always been in good shape

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

Zopotantor posted:

I’m not against padding, helmets and such, but they should at least compensate by giving the players a couple of hammers, some chains and whatnot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6qckMHp7wU

The loving Blood of Heroes.

this movie has been one of my favorites for like 30 years. They have modern day games based off it, but like.. not brutal.

Still rough. Not like collegiate squizzle, or quidditch (I had to look it up)

Though, i bet there are some intense squibbles on the quidditch field with college aged folk running around holding brooms. I have no idea.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Bread Liar
Normally, movies based around fictional games are just terrible.

But that last fight in Salute of the Jugger was so drat perfect.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Normally, movies based around fictional games are just terrible.

But that last fight in Salute of the Jugger was so drat perfect.

fuckin bad rear end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTBHt_pXt54

Walk. Slowly.

blight rhino has a new favorite as of 03:00 on Mar 27, 2021

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

blight rhino posted:

The loving Blood of Heroes.

this movie has been one of my favorites for like 30 years. They have modern day games based off it, but like.. not brutal.

Still rough. Not like collegiate squizzle, or quidditch (I had to look it up)

Though, i bet there are some intense squibbles on the quidditch field with college aged folk running around holding brooms. I have no idea.

I played quidditch at uni (in Australia).
Every so often, we'd get Harry Potter fans show up to quidditch practices wanting to have a jaunt around a field with some like-minded individuals. It generally took them all of about 5 seconds to realise that the people who played quidditch were the same group of people who also played rugby and ultimate frisbee, and our main goal was to see how quickly and creatively we could send each other to the hospital.
Our local emergency room knew to expect a group of muddy adrenaline-fueled morons to come pouring in every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday.

We also invented our own game (creatively named "Ball"), which used a shotput with rope glued to it for grip. You weren't allowed to hit a person directly with the shotput, but hitting them with your hand while holding the shotput was fine, so you had to decide whether smashing someone in the face was worth the risk of broken hand bones. It was great fun until it was banned.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




The people who play rugby and ultimate Frisbee at uni play rugby and ultimate Frisbee at uni.

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!
Ultimate frisbee players. Renowned for being badasses.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

blight rhino posted:

The loving Blood of Heroes.

this movie has been one of my favorites for like 30 years. They have modern day games based off it, but like.. not brutal.

Jugging is basically buzkashi without horses.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Roblo posted:

Ultimate frisbee players. Renowned for being badasses.

Just can't get over the idea of rugby players deciding to dunk on some nerds by playing Quidditch, but like hard-core Quidditch not that nerdlinger poo poo and sending each other to hospital 3 times a week. Like obviously badass but just as obviously stdh.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Roblo posted:

Ultimate frisbee players. Renowned for being badasses.

Wouldn't want to get between them and a bag of cheetos at 2am

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Ultimate frisbee players are the corniest bunch of dweebs you’ll ever meet.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
I wasn't trying to imply that we were badass. I was trying to suggest that any sport can be brutal if it's being played by a group of stupid university students who share a single brain cell between them.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

RCarr posted:

Ultimate frisbee players are the corniest bunch of dweebs you’ll ever meet.

I prefer Ultimatest Frisbee, which is identical to Ultimate Frisbee except played with oversized circular saws.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Lady Disdain posted:

I wasn't trying to imply that we were badass. I was trying to suggest that any sport can be brutal if it's being played by a group of stupid university students who share a single brain cell between them.

I bet you were the greatest show on terf

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
If there's a sport where someone can yell "Toss me the bee!" and not immediately get a bee hive whipped at them, then I don't want to hear about it.

Abongination
Aug 18, 2010

Life, it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
Pillbug
Irl Quidditch has got to be the most embarrassing and pointless poo poo around. If you want to adapt the game, do so without the broomsticks right?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Without the broomsticks it's just a weird soccer.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Abongination posted:

Irl Quidditch has got to be the most embarrassing and pointless poo poo around. If you want to adapt the game, do so without the broomsticks right?

Solice Kirsk posted:

Without the broomsticks it's just a weird soccer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd5-qspfKtc

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Roblo posted:

Ultimate frisbee players. Renowned for being badasses.

In high school we used to play every day before wrestling practice and we hurt each other so bad that the wrestling coach stopped making us play.

It's loving intense with the right group of people.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Carthag Tuek posted:

ya hes always been in good shape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTeUQ9I06MU

The dude's loving nuts.

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Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009


He is also loving amazing.

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