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Why would I not believe the bottle thing? Better employers than Amazon have done it.
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Mar 25, 2021 05:58
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https://twitter.com/rabble/status/1374123867556433931
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Mar 25, 2021 06:01
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Lol these losers are really going out of their minds no one cares about their "experts" any more. you will see our superior opinions if you like it or not! 
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Mar 25, 2021 07:05
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Same grade as "these concentration camps are an optical illusion" imo Also don't worry though the doj won't let any monopolies or trusts into our critical markets quote:The DOJ is focused on whether the deal limits the options of Japanese studios looking to license shows in the US, according to The Information’s sources. “WarnerMedia and Sony have told the Justice Department that Crunchyroll and Sony’s budding anime empire are just two of many options anime creators have to distribute their shows outside Japan,” The Information writes, but even if direct competition isn’t a concern, there could be other reasons to worry.
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Mar 25, 2021 08:04
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lmao https://twitter.com/amazonnews/status/1374911222361956359
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Mar 25, 2021 11:31
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https://twitter.com/jennineak/status/1374995163735416833
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Mar 25, 2021 13:21
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they already admitted it was a bad idea, what more do you want from them??!?
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Mar 25, 2021 14:18
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cages are expensive. better to create a mental cage in their mind, that way the employee pays to maintain it
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Mar 25, 2021 15:12
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imagine my fury when it didn't end with "where is your $BTC wallet pw?"
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Mar 25, 2021 16:26
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The Oldest Man posted:Same grade as "these concentration camps are an optical illusion" imo another reason why we need statutory licensing of all copyrighted media
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Mar 25, 2021 18:50
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If every day is Earth Day, no day is Earth Day.
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Mar 25, 2021 20:29
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thats some good humaning
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Mar 25, 2021 21:52
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    DLC for your car.
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Mar 26, 2021 02:51
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you have to buy DLC for the safety feature 
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Mar 26, 2021 03:20
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How long until seatbelts and airbags cost extra
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Mar 26, 2021 03:23
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Rutibex posted:you have to buy DLC for the safety feature its not any safer than using high beam lights normally its just now everyone hates you for flashing at them and its the computers fault
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Mar 26, 2021 03:24
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Rutibex posted:you have to buy DLC for the safety feature "Please re-enable your subscription to NoCrashPlus" as I get loving owned by a semi truck by suddenly not having blind spot detection one morning three years after I bought my car
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Mar 26, 2021 03:24
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Rutibex posted:you have to buy DLC for the safety feature loving lol at the thing but no, you can use the high beams manually, but you have to pay $160 to unlock automatic high beams (a feature that's been standard on a lot of cars for a long time)
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Mar 26, 2021 03:26
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Fart Car '97 posted:loving lol at the thing but no, you can use the high beams manually, but you have to pay $160 to unlock automatic high beams (a feature that's been standard on a lot of cars for a long time) Automatic high beams are a safety feature. Want to know how I know that? Because their loving website says so 
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Mar 26, 2021 03:29
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The Oldest Man posted:Automatic high beams are a safety feature. Want to know how I know that? Because their loving website says so they are automatic if you pay for them
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Mar 26, 2021 03:30
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This whole discussion wouldn't be if that poor had just bought the season pass for their car
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Mar 26, 2021 03:31
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Holy poo poo that rules. I feel left out with my 2012 Civic that requires no IAP.
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Mar 26, 2021 03:32
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Sjs00 posted:This whole discussion wouldn't be if that poor had just bought the season pass for their car I actually haven't seen any non-luxury rear end in a top hat brand try this yet, it seems to be an ~innovative~ new way for BMW and Mercedes et all to grift their idiotic status seeking customers a little harder, which they were already all-in on by making things like pushbutton start a paid option. This is just one more turn of the squeezer to get out the last few drops of sweet sweet money from someone who's already proven to make terrible financial decisions by buying a 5 series to begin with.
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Mar 26, 2021 03:34
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The Oldest Man posted:Automatic high beams are a safety feature. Want to know how I know that? Because their loving website says so Sure but there's a difference between a safety feature as in a required by law thing that all cars have standard that you still have access to without paying the app store (which is the case here) and a feature related to safety that is an advanced bougie thing nice cars have that you get baited into buying on an app store because you're a rich idiot (which is the case here)
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Mar 26, 2021 03:35
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Fart Car '97 posted:Sure but there's a difference between a safety feature as in a required by law thing that all cars have standard that you still have access to without paying the app store (which is the case here) and a feature related to safety that is an advanced bougie thing nice cars have that you get baited into buying on an app store because you're a rich idiot (which is the case here) Advanced bougie technology equipped only on advanced bougie cars such as the *checks notes* Hyundai Accent
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Mar 26, 2021 03:38
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i would buy car DLC buy it would have to be like "Unlimited Gas" or "No Police" cheats. high beams is worse than horse armor
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Mar 26, 2021 03:39
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Rutibex posted:i would buy car DLC buy it would have to be like "Unlimited Gas" or "No Police" cheats What if you got into your car on a frosty 25 degree morning and it made you put in a credit card number to turn your heated seats back on
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Mar 26, 2021 03:40
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The Oldest Man posted:Advanced bougie technology equipped only on advanced bougie cars such as the *checks notes* Hyundai Accent Yes I made that exact point Fart Car '97 posted:you have to pay $160 to unlock automatic high beams (a feature that's been standard on a lot of cars for a long time) It's important to me that we mock the decline of the world via capitalism accurately
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Mar 26, 2021 03:40
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I feel like a Lovecraft protagonist.
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Mar 26, 2021 03:42
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I don't think these guys are being innovative enough actually. What are other car DLCs they should add. How about you have to pay a subscription fee to use the trunk Back seat seatbelt tensions lock them in the retracted position so you can't safely put anyone in the back seats unless you buy the Passenger+ Pass All wheel drive system that you have to haul around at a fuel economy penalty but it doesn't actually engage and provide power to the rear wheels without the All Terrain Pro Pack Expansion LATCH covers that are locked shut unless you pay the BabyMate Annual fee Or let's be really innovative and maybe the car simply stalls if you attempt to drive it onto the freeway without the High Speed Fastpass
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Mar 26, 2021 03:47
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Fart Car '97 posted:Sure but there's a difference between a safety feature as in a required by law thing that all cars have standard that you still have access to without paying the app store (which is the case here) and a feature related to safety that is an advanced bougie thing nice cars have that you get baited into buying on an app store because you're a rich idiot (which is the case here) health feature: dialysis advanced bougie thing: kidney transplant
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Mar 26, 2021 03:50
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The Oldest Man posted:I don't think these guys are being innovative enough actually. What are other car DLCs they should add. The car forfeits your right to refuse search for you if you don't pay a subscription.
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Mar 26, 2021 03:52
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The Oldest Man posted:I don't think these guys are being innovative enough actually. What are other car DLCs they should add. every 5 minutes the sound system interrupts whatever source is playing and inserts an ad, upwards of half of the ads are just for the $6.99 a month service charge to remove said ads.
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Mar 26, 2021 03:55
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“Your artificial heart is in basic mode. To enable exercise mode, kindly transfer one (1) XBT to 0xDEADBEEF”
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Mar 26, 2021 03:55
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Why are automatic hi-beams even a thing? When should you use hi-beams? Almost never! Only in very specific situations. They should never just automatically be on because the car thinks it's okay.
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Mar 26, 2021 03:55
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Why are automatic hi-beams even a thing? i think the car turns them /off/ temporarily when it sees oncoming traffic, not on arbitrarily.
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Mar 26, 2021 03:56
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driving down a somewhat busy but unlit country road at night
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Mar 26, 2021 03:59
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Farm Frenzy posted:driving down a somewhat busy but unlit country road at night Which is a ton of exurban driving these cars get bought for
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Mar 26, 2021 04:02
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Why are automatic hi-beams even a thing? Don’t think of “what very specific situations can I use high beams in?” Think of it as when you cannot. Switch to low beams only when there is an oncoming vehicle within a hundred and fifty metres, you are following another vehicle closer than one hundred metres or street lights are present. Now, these exceptions, plus daylight, do include the vast majority of driving time undertaken by most people, but still, high beams should be used unless there is good reason not to.
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Mar 26, 2021 04:03
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Lol they're going to replace trim levels with this poo poo. Get used to it.
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