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How long is it gonna be stuck? Estimates?
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Meme Poker Party posted:I am crying IRL and totally inconsolable at the loss of shareholder value. All that money for the rich that they now can't spend on the hookers stuck in the cannisters. Devastating
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Mar 25, 2021 08:45
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DropsySufferer posted:How long is it gonna be stuck? Estimates? Fprever. They're going to have to build a new canal
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Mar 25, 2021 08:46
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DropsySufferer posted:How long is it gonna be stuck? Estimates? They're saying it might be weeks if they can't get it out before low tide.
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Mar 25, 2021 09:04
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DropsySufferer posted:How long is it gonna be stuck? Estimates? https://twitter.com/JmeDubya/status/1374795025154854916 this poo poo could last for weeks, lmao
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Mar 25, 2021 09:06
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Klyith posted:do 29,000 rubber ducks count as treasure? of course they do i can't believe you even had to ask this question
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Mar 25, 2021 09:10
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A big flaming stink posted:https://twitter.com/JmeDubya/status/1374795025154854916 Lol prices will never go back down lmao
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Mar 25, 2021 09:12
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it's a good thing no u-boats are lurking around
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Mar 25, 2021 09:12
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Live footage from the canal now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGV4smFWeGA
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Mar 25, 2021 09:16
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They should hire Mother Base to fulton all those cargo containers and lighten the load imo
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Mar 25, 2021 09:31
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Whybird posted:Live footage from the canal now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGV4smFWeGA That's not canal footage. This is canal footage, https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=kxqN0_1616592669
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Mar 25, 2021 09:31
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I think the solution is to not have let the ship have a blackout. Problem solved, idiots
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Mar 25, 2021 09:39
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I'm surprised they don't have an army of oversized diggers nearby to come quarry it out of the bank. It's not like a boat running aground is an impossibility.
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Mar 25, 2021 09:45
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https://twitter.com/sashasoftshark/status/1374716273666445317
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Mar 25, 2021 10:16
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This one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf4TIWECZ30
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Mar 25, 2021 10:17
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ok but will my weed stocks get stronger also why does this have to happen in pandemic, huh? timings a little curious 
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Mar 25, 2021 10:24
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Are you suggesting ANTIFA did the block? Because that is a conspiracy theory ripe for the taking
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Mar 25, 2021 10:32
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Time for Fitzcarraldo 2
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Mar 25, 2021 10:43
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there were multiple cargo ships carrying information that would lead to the arrest of hillary rodham clinton scheduled to pass through the suez canal at this very moment coincidence?
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Mar 25, 2021 10:51
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Alternatively you could turn it into a pro Trump conspiracy theory, with thousands of Chinese soldiers secretly being hidden in the containers and a brave pilot wedged the ship to delay the invasion until ground forces were able to dig in after buying more ar15s
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Mar 25, 2021 10:57
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Capntastic posted:Time for Fitzcarraldo 2 I'll call Werner, you get Kinski.. Or do we want a less rapey, less troublesome Lookalike?
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Mar 25, 2021 11:00
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:I'll call Werner, you get Kinski.. Or do we want a less rapey, less troublesome Lookalike?
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Mar 25, 2021 11:13
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NGDBSS posted:Klaus Kinski's been dead for nearly 30 years. Would you prefer Nicolas Cage, Mads Mikkelsen, or (dark horse) Daniel Auteuil? I know he's been dead. That's why I got the easy call. Good riddance tho.
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Mar 25, 2021 11:16
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hemale in pain posted:I'm surprised they don't have an army of oversized diggers nearby to come quarry it out of the bank. It's not like a boat running aground is an impossibility. None of this contingency planning sounds very profitable
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Mar 25, 2021 12:19
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strange feelings re Daisy posted:Lmao loving hell Honestly, it seems like a lowball estimate. Nothing from Asia is reaching Europe this week. That locks up everything on the continent even harder than it was already seized up. No manufacturing. No consumer goods. And shipping companies have to decide if they take the two weeks to go around Africa or wait to get through the canal. Logistics are already a mess at the moment and this is breaking things harder. The effects of thar add up fast and it's going to hurt a lot of people. But not me, so I can laugh at the stupid stuck boat. 
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Mar 25, 2021 12:29
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strange feelings re Daisy posted:Lmao loving hell lol at people who thought things were going to be better in 2021
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Mar 25, 2021 12:31
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reminds me of this: https://twitter.com/bravemule/status/1341409076874514435
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Mar 25, 2021 12:42
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Someone is going to go on a shooting spree because of what this does to PS5 restocks.
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Mar 25, 2021 12:44
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How much dynamite would you hypothetically need to remove this obstacle
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Mar 25, 2021 13:00
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Oldstench posted:Someone is going to go on a shooting spree because of what this does to PS5 restocks. american supply lines are presumably unaffected by this
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Mar 25, 2021 13:02
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Mar 25, 2021 13:10
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how do they still only have a single excavator working on that?
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Mar 25, 2021 13:37
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So is the back end also aground on the sloping canal bed?mobby_6kl posted:Bad news, Evergoat is also stuck! 
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Mar 25, 2021 13:40
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PIZZA.BAT posted:how do they still only have a single excavator working on that?
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Mar 25, 2021 13:43
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mobby_6kl posted:Bad news, Evergoat is also stuck! lmao
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Mar 25, 2021 13:49
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Milo and POTUS posted:I can't find any information on this online lol hms surprise is jack Aubrey’s ship from the Patrick O’Brien novels
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Mar 25, 2021 13:50
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I really hope deep down that the ship got stuck on purpose.
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Mar 25, 2021 14:01
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remember folks, always eat plenty of fiber
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Mar 25, 2021 14:04
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"Guys why don't they just dig it out faster?" --literally goons. Oh, fuckin WORD? No one involved in this multi-billion dollar a day fuckup affecting the entire planet has considered this brilliant strategy you've derived after looking at one photo of a boat on twitter. Thank you for this hard hitting commentary.
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Mar 25, 2021 14:10
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The boat is carrying PS5s, LOL!
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