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CJacobs posted:At least Jimmy John Liautaud the bootstraps-believing man himself who responded to controversy surrounding his public hunting trophy photos (they aren't in the article but be wary looking it up) "I don't do that anymore it was years ago and it was legal" rather than "it was wrong that I did that" is no longer in charge of the business. All that kitschy stuff on the walls of a Jimmy Johns about listening to your elders and quirky rules for respecting authority is actually unironic, he really believes it.
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Sentient Data posted:They aren't expecting people to actually get 6 on their own, they're banking on people being dumb and getting 1~2 more than they normally would them giving up, and more insidiously turning people into that annoying cowoker/friend that will try to get others to order under their account to help them get a free sandwich Sounds like a great deal for an office manager that has to order sandwiches for meetings or whatever.... y'know before Covid oh who am I kidding there's tons of people holding in person meetings
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I thought this was implying something about the way the hand was gripping the rod and then I scrolled down another centimeter.
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Iirc jimmy used to go to a bar that my brother was a regular at. He’d get one of the private rooms and the bartenders put bros drinks on Jimmy’s tab cuz he was a huge piece of poo poo
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Joey Freshwater posted:Sounds like a great deal for an office manager that has to order sandwiches for meetings or whatever.... We just had a pizza party today
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DACK FAYDEN posted:Do they still have the loving noncompete agreement for all their goddamn sandwich stop staff, though? Lol, that reminds me of when I was working in restaurants, one of my coworkers there wanted to get a job at a nicer, local, place while still working part time at the corporate joint we were at. He was just trying to make as much money as possible for a move at the end of the year. The local place didn't want to hire him because the owner was afraid he would steal their secrets and give them to corporate. Yes, a loving lowly line cook has a direct line to the corporate kitchens who are desperately trying to deduce the secret of your hollandaise. DrBouvenstein has a new favorite as of 14:52 on Mar 17, 2021 |
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Mar 17, 2021 13:30
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I signed a non-compete and nda for gourmet popcorn. Small business owners are insane
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 What the gently caress
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flavor.flv posted:
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flavor.flv posted:
What, you don't headbutt another dude's balls?
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Mar 17, 2021 14:57
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:What, you don't headbutt another dude's balls? I do, but I'm not successful. I must be doing something else wrong. Fake edit: I'm not doing it at a wharf every night, is that my mistake?
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jjack229 posted:I do, but I'm not successful. I must be doing something else wrong. The successful person is the other guy.
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Captain Monkey posted:The successful person is the other guy. Well, don't I feel like a fool.
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Mar 17, 2021 15:09
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like the parable about the long soup ladles in heaven and hell, but instead of soup ladels it's mashing people's genitals with your skull.
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I mean the ad doesn't specify it has to be someone you dislike whose balls you headbutt. It could be someone closer. It could even be... A friend. 
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Well, if you're doing it every night something's gonna blossom
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It is nice to know that 70% of all successful people who exist do it though, makes me feel more normal about getting started. Anyone wanna be my sack buttee? I've got a real hard skull I've been told.
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Mar 18, 2021 04:22
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 Begone, brand.
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my new favourite thing is leaving a link to the item on aliexpress when I get sponsored posts for dropshippers
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 Got this one right after a post about how twitter has gotten so bad that tumblr became the better social media platform by default like Luigi doing nothing in mario party
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Last Chance posted:huh? - Mario is so bad in mario party that it's easier to play as Luigi who does nothing - twitter = mario, and luigi = tumblr in this analogy - tumblr algorithm picked up the word "twitter" after a post criticizing it and decided that was the best place to advertise twitter (Let me know if that first part is right, I haven't played mario party in a few years)
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Mar 25, 2021 17:41
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 The Mario Party characters don't actually have any playstyle differences, it's just from the gif of Luigi winning through inaction while the AI players die of stupidity.
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hyperhazard posted:- Mario is so bad in mario party that it's easier to play as Luigi who does nothing 5 Stars, zero ratings is the real punchline.
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Captain Hygiene posted:
This occasionally works against real people too. Though it may result in a slightly larger amount of violence than usual for a Mario Party game.
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Plastik posted:5 Stars, zero ratings is the real punchline. Haha I completely missed that.
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So here's a dumb marketing move from paypal. I recently had to make a new account thanks to having switched phones and email since I last used it. Cue Paypal sending me an e-mail with this subject line (translated from Danish): quote:You have removed the limit over how much money can be transferred from Paypal to your bank account I had done no such thing. Cue a frantic scramble to remove my card from Paypal and alert my bank and the national credit card service that my card was being used by somebody else and my PII was probably compromised. Turns out the subject line was bullshit, removing the limit is something Paypal does automatically after a certain amount of time. I get that Danish is hard, but jesus christ. Also, they want 2 bucks to register my card again. E: OK technically not marketing but close and this was the best place to bitch about it. Fruits of the sea has a new favorite as of 22:02 on Mar 25, 2021 |
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hyperhazard posted:- tumblr algorithm picked up the word "twitter" after a post criticizing it and decided that was the best place to advertise twitter No such thing occurred, tumblr staff couldn't write an algorithm to do that in a million years  Then again I have adblock on all the time so maybe there's non-crazy ads on there too
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Paypal doing dumb poo poo is par for the course. I got an email from them a little while ago saying "check your security settings" and then the links in it that it wanted you to click were all url-shortened obfuscated things, exactly like a phishing email would have. You shits have spent a very long time telling people not to click links exactly like that.
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I get notifications about my needing to update my credit card info when I’ve been using my bank account for years. Thought that e-Mail was phishing too.
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Memento posted:Paypal doing dumb poo poo is par for the course. I got an email from them a little while ago saying "check your security settings" and then the links in it that it wanted you to click were all url-shortened obfuscated things, exactly like a phishing email would have. You shits have spent a very long time telling people not to click links exactly like that. Everytime I think about paypal loving up the SA Katrina PayPal Massacre is still fresh in my memory, where Paypal demanded proof of shipping for relief donations that came into the paypal account for it.
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PayPal permanently susoended my account (thanks sesta/fosta and other anti-sexworker poo poo) but I still get monthly PayPal statements and emails reminding me I have a PayPal line of credit I'm not using 🙃
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Fishstick posted:Everytime I think about paypal loving up the SA Katrina PayPal Massacre is still fresh in my memory, where Paypal demanded proof of shipping for relief donations that came into the paypal account for it. Was Lowtax involved?
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Azathoth Prime posted:Was Lowtax involved?
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I’m just saying that if your airport restaurant has that deal where servers don’t approach you and there’s just a QR code you scan to see the menu, then showing me this is an excellent way to make sure I get up and leave after drinking a single beer. I mean, if I’d gotten to the point of ordering with a server and they told me “we don’t serve burgers under medium well”, I might bite the bullet or I might order something else because I feel committed to *something* at that point. But as it is I know everything is going to suck and I can just leave.
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Is that Shula's Steakhouse? I find it surprising they wouldn't cook a burger medium if you asked. You're wrong though, burgers should be medium well. You sicko.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Is that Shula's Steakhouse? I find it surprising they wouldn't cook a burger medium if you asked. At a local place, I could see going medium or even medium rare with a burger (depending on how reputable it is), but airport meat? Cook that poo poo through and through.
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If I can't trust a place enough to order a burg medium rare, I'm just not eating one there. Tendies, plz
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Giving you the choice at all is meant to distract you from the fact that airport restaurants are high school cafeteria food
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