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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaE9pQ3MuIk The highlight is at a minute and a quarter.
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I'm curious what Evergreen's liability is here.
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GD_American posted:I'm curious what Evergreen's liability is here. i would guess not as much as might be assumed, their insurance company on the other hand....
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Mar 26, 2021 02:17
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I saw a thing that said that a container ship the size of the Ever Given (which is, as has been made clear, near the maximum size for the canal) pays around $700,000 in transit fees to use the canal. And the canal normally transits about 50 ships per day. And the canal has been closed so far for just under four days. So an upper bound at $140 million and rising, just in lost canal usage fees?
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Mar 26, 2021 02:22
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Cthulu Carl posted:In a bizarre turn of events, the physics glitches and Ever Given spins on all axes at once, twists, contorts, writhes, then settles in a new position - stuck vertically. As it glitches off into the upper atmosphere https://youtu.be/KF32DRg9opA
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Mar 26, 2021 02:25
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Platystemon posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaE9pQ3MuIk not seeing a whole lot of earpro there
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Mar 26, 2021 02:28
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Sagebrush posted:I saw a thing that said that a container ship the size of the Ever Given (which is, as has been made clear, near the maximum size for the canal) pays around $700,000 in transit fees to use the canal. And the canal normally transits about 50 ships per day. And the canal has been closed so far for just under four days. It's amazingly awesome.
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Mar 26, 2021 02:38
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What do they do in the porno movies where people get stuck? Maybe there are some useful pointers in there re: getting them unstuck again
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Mar 26, 2021 02:39
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aphid_licker posted:What do they do in the porno movies where people get stuck? Maybe there are some useful pointers in there re: getting them unstuck again They just need to find the Ever Given’s stepshipster
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aphid_licker posted:What do they do in the porno movies where people get stuck? Maybe there are some useful pointers in there re: getting them unstuck again  https://i.imgur.com/BbwMVoe.png
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Mar 26, 2021 02:44
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Cthulu Carl posted:In a bizarre turn of events, the physics glitches and Ever Given spins on all axes at once, twists, contorts, writhes, then settles in a new position - stuck vertically. 
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Mar 26, 2021 02:48
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Bad Munki posted:They just need to find the Ever Given’s stepshipster Oh hey, I actually saw this yesterday. Meet the Ever Liven. 
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Mar 26, 2021 02:48
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what are you doing back there step-ship?
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Mar 26, 2021 02:50
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All they need is a good boy. https://twitter.com/buitengebieden_/status/1375129559738245122?s=20
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Mar 26, 2021 03:03
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Why has no one thought of sending in the Russians? https://twitter.com/kittynouveau/status/1375171430887866371?s=20
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Mar 26, 2021 03:36
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Cthulu Carl posted:In a bizarre turn of events, the physics glitches and Ever Given spins on all axes at once, twists, contorts, writhes, then settles in a new position - stuck vertically. Like Dirk Gently’s couch.
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Mar 26, 2021 04:03
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Walk of Life is playing in my head as the camera zooms out.
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Mar 26, 2021 04:11
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Antigravitas posted:Actually, if they lengthen the ships even more, their angle of impact will necessarily be very shallow and it's harder to get stuck Just make a ship that extends from Shanghai to Rotterdam.
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Mar 26, 2021 04:13
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Cthulu Carl posted:In a bizarre turn of events, the physics glitches and Ever Given spins on all axes at once, twists, contorts, writhes, then settles in a new position - stuck vertically. If videogame speed runs have taught me anything it's that the Ever Given is currently building up insane amounts of momentum and will hurl itself through space the second it's dislodged.
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Mar 26, 2021 04:24
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Bad Munki posted:As it glitches off into the upper atmosphere For a moment I thought you were talking not about potential physics glitches but about how much Evergreen/Evergreen's insurance is liable for over time. Because I'm pretty sure that chart is just rocketing off into the stratosphere. The best part of the Battlefield games is they NEVER stopped having crazy glitches like this, to the point the community expects them. Also good thing the Evergreen isn't an airship. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfipmRWAuJI Alkydere fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Mar 26, 2021 |
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Mar 26, 2021 04:40
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Good thing it's not a bethesda ship or else the containers would randomly explode and anyone that touched the ship would die
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Mar 26, 2021 04:48
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If bethesda made ships they would just clip through the planet and get stuck halfway between map layers a digital stones' throw from its' receiving port. Or 16 super mutants would spawn on the deck and start throwing containers at deck hands.
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Azhais posted:Good thing it's not a bethesda ship or else the containers would randomly explode and anyone that touched the ship would die Nah, the Bethesda ship would be completely fine until the crane pulled the first container off. Then all of the containers would start to jiggle around and then explode outwards as their physics are suddenly activated. Also someone would have modded boobs everywhere.
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I know it's already been mentioned, but would offloading the cargo help? And, for that matter, is it even possible to offload the cargo? Those container ships have specialized cranes and gantrys for loading, right, so could they even unload if they needed to?
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Mar 26, 2021 05:00
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I imagine dropping some containers into the canal would make a bad situation a fair bit worse. Considering the specialised equipment at ports they use to load and unload these ships isn't available, they probably considered and rejected the idea already.
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Mar 26, 2021 05:07
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Aha, maybe unloading the containers is where the rockets could come in!
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Mar 26, 2021 05:10
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News is saying the salvage company might unload the cargo to make it easier to refloat. No idea how they'd do that where they're at, but it's probably worth keeping in mind the difference between unloading a ship and unloading a ship without damaging the poo poo its carrying. Not saying they'd drop that poo poo into the canal and just let it float away or anything, but at this point, if it meant getting the ship refloated and then having a shitload of cleanup, I bet they'd do it straight away.
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There are a little under ten thousand containers on that ship. A decent operating rate for a permanent and purpose‐built crane is thirty movements per hour. That’s fifteen containers unloaded, because the empty return trip counts as a movement. If they could maintain that pace with a fleet of helicopters operating around the clock, with two teams operating simultaneously on the far ends of the ship, it would still take two weeks to unload the thing. The lightest containers are on top, so disproportionately little progress would be made at first, and even the Mi-26, “the largest and most powerful helicopter to have gone into serial production” cannot lift the heaviest of containers.
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This is how global shipping is done now. One boat loads it's containers onto the Ever Given. On the other side, another boat loads them off, and continues to the destination.
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Platystemon posted:There are a little under ten thousand containers on that ship. So it would normally take a month to unload it when it gets to the port?
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You'd have multiple cranes working on a ship. For a little extra scale, a 40' shipping container is 320 sqft. by 8.5 tall. nomad2020 fucked around with this message at 05:46 on Mar 26, 2021 |
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Mar 26, 2021 05:38
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Have they tried just loading an earlier save?
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Mar 26, 2021 05:41
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Cojawfee posted:Have they tried just loading an earlier save? Please don't, I've done some cool stuff since Tuesday
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haveblue posted:Please don't, I've done some cool stuff since Tuesday poo poo you're right. Tuesday and Wednesday are my most busy days of the week, I'd rather not have to deal with doing them again.
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https://twitter.com/vincelavecchia/status/1375297806307532800 Elon's space garbage breaking up over the PNW. I'm told this was a Falcon upper stage that failed a month back.
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Cojawfee posted:So it would normally take a month to unload it when it gets to the port? Yeah because boat is literally bigger than the empire state building. 
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Oh poo poo now they’ve got the Empire State Building stuck in there too? Did they throw it at the Ever Given hoping to knock it loose? Classic kite in a tree situation here 
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Batterypowered7 posted:If videogame speed runs have taught me anything it's that the Ever Given is currently building up insane amounts of momentum and will hurl itself through space the second it's dislodged. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKa18jNnsuM&t=49s
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If they don't nuke the ship then I will accept, as a consolation prize, them using a gigaton of thermonuclear weapons to blast a new canal all the way through the Negev desert. https://twitter.com/wellerstein/status/963433378098884608
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