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i got high and recorede a theme song for the thread how do i post it
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Mr. Sharps posted:cant quite decide if this is funnier than the costa concordia or not Heck, haven't had this much boat-related hijinks since the New Carissa hilarity.
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BULBASAUR posted:how did bb (big boat) get suck? it's a class of ship that's beyond even what was once the maximum allowable size for suez shipping, and either the wind caused it to tilt into the sandbar or its bottom hit an obstruction and now it's about as stuck as it's possible for something to be
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BalloonFish posted:I know just the company for the job... My man looks very pleased and satisfied ngl
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Vermain posted:it's a class of ship that's beyond even what was once the maximum allowable size for suez shipping, and either the wind caused it to tilt into the sandbar or its bottom hit an obstruction and now it's about as stuck as it's possible for something to be im going to be a big boat truther and say that the boat lost power too. this is the real reason why the boat's crew were all quickly taken out of the country.
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Mar 26, 2021 03:25
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hopefully due to gross company negligence, so that they can be fined 100 billion dollars or not allowed access to the canal
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BULBASAUR posted:how did bb (big boat) get suck? boat:Suez::Gere:gerbil
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Mayor Dave posted:people still use attachments? I do, I am an old timer and I remember waffleimages.
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Mar 26, 2021 03:40
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ill have to check the timeline again but literally one of the first things that happened is that the crew were taken away
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Mar 26, 2021 03:41
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Who will win: a global economy worth trillions of dollars built on JIT logistics? Or one sticky boi?
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Mar 26, 2021 03:46
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i heard that the suez canal had to be taken to hospital and have its stomach pumped because it was so full of boats
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Mola Yam posted:i heard that the suez canal had to be taken to hospital and have its stomach pumped because it was so full of boats I mean its usually full of seamen so I would think it would be used to it
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Mar 26, 2021 03:53
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bedpan posted:ill have to check the timeline again but literally one of the first things that happened is that the crew were taken away Got a source? Wish i could remember how long it took for the details of the Costa Concordia captain's antics to get out
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Mar 26, 2021 04:02
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bedpan posted:im going to be a big boat truther and say that the boat lost power too. this is the real reason why the boat's crew were all quickly taken out of the country. actually this is all just viral marketing for the long awaited sequel to captain ron
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Mar 26, 2021 04:10
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They freed the boat. Edit: It got stuck again.
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Mar 26, 2021 04:14
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Block the boats (Don't block the boats baby)
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Mar 26, 2021 04:15
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Can't wait for the Tom Hanks film about this.
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Mar 26, 2021 04:16
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Mayor Dave posted:Block the boats (Don't block the boats baby)
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Mar 26, 2021 04:18
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Zurtilik posted:Can't wait for the Tom Hanks film about this. Captain Dipshit
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OK baizuo posted:Got a source? Wish i could remember how long it took for the details of the Costa Concordia captain's antics to get out I could have imagined it but I thought I read it somewhere. Finding anything that isn't a rewritten press release is impossible
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Koos Group posted:They freed the boat. Oh good! Edit: lol
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austin powersing one of the world's most important trade routes is definitely a highlight for the entire profession
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gleaming the suez
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bedpan posted:I could have imagined it but I thought I read it somewhere. Finding anything that isn't a rewritten press release is impossible it was like a week long drip of info starting with the captain bravely helping people off the boat following the terrible accident and ending with the captain drunkenly floating away to safety clinging to a buoyant brick of cocaine and giving the finger to drowning passengers as he drifted past
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Mar 26, 2021 04:36
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just sink the boat already geez
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Mar 26, 2021 06:00
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i am a tipping point with the boat puns
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Mar 26, 2021 06:12
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boat still stuck. im wagering on them having to partially unload it before it can be worked out of the mud it is gradually sinking into
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Mar 26, 2021 06:15
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I hope someone gives the captain a stern talking to
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Judakel posted:i am a tipping point with the boat puns you could say, this thread is really going off the rails!
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Mar 26, 2021 06:18
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They are getting the boat unstuck on tuesday.
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Mar 26, 2021 06:19
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I wonder what reinsurance company holds the policy on Ever Green. The marine salvage experts are saying this blockage will take weeks to clear.
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Mar 26, 2021 06:20
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I can’t believe 1) that this was something that could even happen and 2) given this possibility there is apparently no plan to deal with it
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Mar 26, 2021 06:26
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why was the crew spirited away so quickly
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Mar 26, 2021 06:28
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is this fuckin boat called the EVERGREEN or the EVER GIVEN
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Mar 26, 2021 06:30
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Pentecoastal Elites posted:is this fuckin boat called the EVERGREEN or the EVER GIVEN EVER GIVEN. the name of the company is EVERGREEN. so all their boats are EVER G-something
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Mar 26, 2021 06:34
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they should have named this one EVER GROUNDED
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Evergay
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Mar 26, 2021 06:37
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indigi posted:why was the crew spirited away so quickly to learn important coming-of-age lessons about self-reliance and making new friends, and to defeat the evil witch yubaba
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they should get two hundred helicopters together to lift it up like one inch and that’ll probably be enough to free it
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